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If was a robot I would be that cunnibot from tommorowland

>>35970799
Nice choice.
Original Origami

>>35970615

Would you have the voice that it came with, or the altered sexy voice that Paulie had installed?

Please respond
benis

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You do or you don't. It's your problem.

>>35970593
Just see them as animals. It's in their nature to be like they are, you can't hate a lion for wanting to eat meat right?

Oh my dick... Do they actually call it that? Do girls gather around and giggle about giving the sucky sucky?

>>35970579
They used to be pretty common on soc and on here a few years ago. If you look for them, you'll find them.

>into anime
>not a tranny
Hah no

Words can't express how much I hate the girl with the pink cap

>>35970551
i like the girl on the right in the front. she only picks up her phone and pretends to check her messages just to fit in with the airheads all around her.

her tolerance of the sisters she lowkey hates is adorable.

It'd feel so fucking good to just shoot them sll right fucking there

>hey becky, I know you're new here
>there's this one guy who hits on every new girl
>watch out for him
You failed before you even started, my friend. Act more professional in your workspace.

>>35970541
The thing to learn is, that women have decided if they want to do stuff with you or not, from the moment they first look at you.
Everything else is just societal ritual.So you shouldn't just randomly hit on EVERY girl you see op
See which ones talk to you when you don't talk to them, for start.

>>35970541
Could be, albeit, I've never hit on someone directly amidst a crowd, and most of the girls basically come and go, never sticking around for more than 4 months or so. Albeit, the rest of the coworkers are friendly with me, tend to be mostly 30 years old and over, And while they sometimes tease, I highly doubt they go to every new young employer and attempt to coax them into avoiding me, if anything, I've heard them mention my name in order to try and sway the new girl's opinion of me. (Which could also be the cause too)

>>35970441
I wonder what actually went wrong. If Obama wasn't elected, McCain would have been and that would have undoubtedly been worse.

But a Gore presidency means that the 2000s would have never happened.

Where did everything go so wrong?

iktf. i want to go back to a time when smartphones didnt exist

The late 90's and early 2000's were an easier time. Things were looking up and people were happy until the world caught up with us and took a shit on that dream.

Also the babyboomers fucked everything up for us, thanks Grandpa

>>35970383
Because choke me daddy is a memay lmao xD

Ask a normie girl to shit on your chest and watch how quickly she goes from kinky to virginal

>>35970383
>tfw Stacy won't let me stuff her slim belly until she's +90kg

To put it simply: no. As long as she has no connection to anyone that you wish to remain in contact with then go ahead.

Not that I would advise it of course as it's a pretty arsehole thing to do.

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>>35970393
Yeah, I'll feel like a bit of an ass but she's someone I really don't want to be in contact with anymore. Selfish and a dick move maybe, but if it doesn't come back to bite me I don't think I'll lose much sleep.

If you want to disappear on her, at least make up a shitty excuse for why you won't be talking to her anymore. Ghosting someone is about the rudest way of going about it.

>>35970318
drugs are pretty great desu

>tfw you love doing drugs but you're a boring and sensible person so can only do them every so often

I wish I could be more self-destructive and spend my entire life out of work fucked up on drugs. I'd probably be a lot happier.

>>35970357
Until you don't function without them and can't stand sobriety.

what is perverted education

>>35970314
https://www.tfgamessite.com/?module=viewgame&id=1026

basically a sex game that is mostly text based about how some kid gets his life turned inside out by the older women around him who manipulate him for being a perverted little shit.

it's definitely one of the best fag games I've played.

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>>35970356
thanks, will check it out

originally

>>35970244
Mostly just cashiers at walmart. It's nice because they usually don't want to talk much.

Mostly African immigrants

I know an Eritrean girl in one of my classes who is attractive. She's a pretty normal american.

A couple Nigerians also

I have an intense desire to burn those women. I don't know why I just do

Going to clean my basement and do some quick trades on local bitcoins.

>>35970057
Going a date with a qt. genius girl.
Should be very interesting.

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>>35970057
I fucking love bloodborne, my favorite game by far.

Gonna let the wife abuse my nuts then go have dinner with my family this afternoon

>>35970049
>What would you do with your remaining time?

Eat my cat

To be perfectly honest I'd probably sit at home, get drunk and cry.

burn american flag and celebrate

Wow, she must feel like a soaring eagle. I want to see her in this position flapping her arms in rhythm to getting pumped like this.

>>35969995
I've never done anything that weird. But I once had sex with a girl in her bathroom, and we tried some different positions. I'd say the weirdest was one in which she placed one of her feet on the toilet seat cover and the other on the ground.
When we fucked in this position (and positions like this) I had to bend my legs a little bit because I was too tall.
We ended up fucking on the bathroom floor because that shit was too awkward.

why start threads like this

First for never-ending suffering

just started watching League of Gentlemen lads, fuck I've been missing out

Second for Queen and Country