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What the fuck is this? Are they trying to do what?

>>34478050

>OP is blocking people on their path so he can show much he doesn't give a fuck

>>34478050
This. What is that screencap about? Fucking faggot. Provide context

Do you mean that its a annoying question when people ask that or do you want to know how peoples friends are?

Mine are allright. They talk and act like me.

>>34477945
I have no frienda. I have no one to talk to.

Nonexistent

Origdildo

>>34477891

Where you at, anon? I'm near the O'Hare area of the Chicago suburbs and willing to be a friend of any lonely robots here.

>>34477891
No friends really is the worst feel isn't it?

>>34477999
winston salem north carolina
>>34478015
it really is
this is not how people were meant to live

i stopped browsing when it started sucking

Not me. Not anymore. It got old pretty quick. And I hate puns.

>>34477879
I don't browse reddit, 4chan contents me. [spoiler/]
What about you OP ?

This won't work.

same but i am also chad

Same but I'm 22 from Europe and have a 6 figure salary.

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I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic p-pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this w-wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

>>34477723
You just had this post go to the bottom. Boobs do not make that noise. Nothing on the human body makes that noise.

Stop.

>>34477757
Don't bully this man, he made me smile for my shitty existence

>>34477716
my mom made it for me sometimes when I was a child, with sugar and cinnamon.

That's oatmeal you autistic fuck

Who else here /sixeggsandtoast/ every morning?

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Also this is literally the best cheese to make a grilled cheese sandwich with. Keep Havarti, Gouda, Stilton and Brie for yourself, i'll take American cheese.

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>>34477679
burner was too night, but still 6.8/10

here's mine

>>34477918
Yeah i know it was on high, wanted to cook it fast and was distracted cleaning the rest of kitchen. Took it off mayve 10 seconds too late.

Yours looks healthy but bland. I dont see why you chose milk to eat with all that unless its bteakfast Milk and grilled cheese are a match made in heaven but eating it with beans and a tomatoe toast and potatos? 7/10 for being healthy

>>34477654
I lived in the Bronx for the first 11 years of my life.

i lived in grove st nigga

how do chad negros from your neighborhood treat robots like you

Stop watching porn. Dont be hard to yourself, begin lightly with a day or two. Jacking of is almost as addicting as drugs so dont blame yourself if you find it hard to quit cold turkey

>>34477644
>Dont be hard to yourself, begin lightly with a day or two.
What in the actual fuck are you attempting to say?

>>34477696
He means cut down to once a day or once every two days.

>>34477644
How am I supposed to do that when people post porn on every god damn board on this website, and every website I visit.

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>>34477590
This is an original post where I share a pepe with my fellow anons

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>>34477590

that file name and pepe looks familiar.

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>>34477590
This is my favorite Pepe.
original post

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This is NOT a scat thread, fetishists OUT you dirty faggots.

>>34477521
what is this do it for state meme
have seen it a few times now what does it mean

>>34477521
How is it possible to shit that much?
Looks like 3 people took turns to shit between her legs.

>>34477499
This looks like something a basic bitch would post on her instagram, and then proceed to be the exact opposite

There can be alpha females in wolf packs, so I guess that yeah there can be an alpha female or matriarch in a family. You see it all the time in India especially, where the grandmother more or less runs the family and social side of things while her husband runs the business side. It's a successful family dynamic.

But trying to do it all is too much for any woman or man. Whoever came up with the quote "RELATIONSHIPS AREN'T 50/50, THEY'RE 100/100" had no idea what they're talking about.

>>34477596
>its a successful dynamic

Then why is India unsalvageably bad

Buy a waifu pillow and sue for discrimination if they try to kick you out.

>>34477758
I'm already tempted. One of them said she could smell the cum off me at our last board meeting.

>>34477475
Give them DUBS------->

what is microdosing on lsd? Doing just enough to get slightly high but not a full blown trip?

>>34477438
>230 6'4
yea sure Rob Gronkowski is going to be looking for micro dosing tips on the 'chon

>>34477752
slight energy and "creative thinking" boost, similar to adderall but more natural type feeling I would assume