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Well, first you need to go kill yourself, my man.

>>37299049
There's an infographic floating around probably on >>>/fit/
Do a shitload of cardio and avoid weight training. Eat healthy. Moisturize and wash.

Should point out that unless u have cutie bone structure all this does is make you into a spooky athletic skeleton.

>>37299049
>buy thigh-high socks
>wear them
>???
>profit

I have a job and I get along really well with my coworkers, I have an international holiday booked, my 21st is soon, and I get excited for the weekend, but as soon as it comes around I feel like killing myself. I do nothing but play games and run on a treadmill after work, I have no actual friends where I live and very few anywhere else. I don't know why but I feel like I've stayed awake to long and sleeps dragging at me and that my should be over soon. What do I do

>>37298985
are you a girl or a homosexual?

Shut the fuck up bitch, just shut the fuck up. Try having no friends or sex for decades. You know nothing of loneliness you stupid, stuck-up whore

>>37298880
>says all that
>most likely lives off welfare

>>37298918
Most definitely lives off welfare

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>>37298970
>>37298918
Have another classcuck, theres plenty

>>37298833
please give me your wisdom, oh chaste ones.

>I am celibate and want to stay celibate through marriage
>why

>>37298833
>I am celibate and want to stay celibate through marriage
Most people are not asexual and find sexuality to be a vital component of any relationship.

>I have never had friends so I am guaranteed to treasure my future spouse's company more than anything
And also be really bad at dealing with other people and handling any kind of confrontation or conflict. Arguments ARE inevitable, no matter how good a relationship is, and the key is knowing how to do it well.

You go to the store and buys the cigarettes.

They come in a box, you point to the box you want and pays the cashier money in exchange for the cigarettes.

>>37298621
All the cigs are behind some sort of screen and the cashier takes it out from behind said screen. How am I supposed to know whats behind it if theres no marker?

>>37298593
>How do you purchase cigarettes?
Aks 4 cig, gib muny
>How do I know what brand is carried by the store?
Where do you live? The only cigs I can think of that I've seen literally everywhere are Marlboros, just get them if you want to be 100% they have them.
>Do all cigs have different sizes and will I have to specify it too?
No, some have kingsize but those are rare-ish. Most brands do have strength variants such as: blue, gold and red.

>>37298536
>English major

Well, there's your problem.

>>37298536
>anxiety prevents retail
>instead i will run my own store

what

>>37298653
It made sense for my life goal a book store owner needs experience with literature.

>>37298501
What is this, gay interracial porn for ants?

>>37298501
What do you think of latinos

>>37298501
lil tracy is kinda cute tho desu but i wouldnt say i like black dudes that much

fasting for a week removed my food addiction. Try it out hombre

>>37298434

>muh food addiction

You're pathetic. Pathetic and fat. I'd tell you to hang yourself, but there's no noose big enough for your fat neck.

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if you're really that desperate just start smoking cigarettes
they guarantee you go outside more and they remove your appetite
i lost 70lbs by smoking cigarettes, then i switched to vaping and quit

>>37298401
>my sister-in-law was watching a tv show and then a guy removes his shirt and some milfy chick gets all flustered
>she says out loud
>WHORE
>i let out a soft laugh not bebause she called her a slut but because of the irony of it
>she has a bf and has multiple sex friends i know this because she once left his phone unlocked and i took a peek at her messages
>so she heard my laugh and tought it was because i tought her commentary was funny
>she kept calling everyone whores and i just laughed at her stupidity
>she didn't even know i was laughing because her hypocrisy
>she thinks i think she is funny
>i actually rarely talk to her and don't even care about her

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hmm, really makes me understand what's wrong with you spergs

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>>37298616
you're so incredibly bluepilled/blind it's funny.
Please read this, it's in comic form, so your normie brain can understand it.

>implying I play the electric jew
Repent, sinners!

>>37298374
Tfw i had more games than u but i sold them all for drug money

>>37298374
i wish..
the last game mommy bought me was the wii u
now she doesn't buy me anything because im a 22yr old neet
anyone want to gift me a game system?just joking lol
joking about the gift cuz im a neet for real

you and me, we want the same things. let's do this

>>37298345
pic with timestamp to better judge

>>37298345
Location n hobbies.
We're gonna need something to pass the time.

eat her ass Shizune is a SLUT

You have to comfort Misha

Oh no

You get to make the mistakes just like the rest of us, and wind up with Emi on your first run.

Any Britt lads up?

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I'm going to buy a dslr camera so i can have a normie hobby, am i morally obligated to buy Canon over Nikon to support UK business?

>>37298305
why is it daylight outside

fuck summer

>>37298241
I feel sorry for people who legitimately use these things now that they've been taken over by normies looking for the latest fad.

Let me help you here anon.

Did you already have a problem where you'd tap your fingers or move them about absentmindedly while feeling a sense of unease while doing it?

Then if so, yes you probably had some sort of need for them.

If not, then you're just one of the above described normies who got one for the sole purpose of it being a popular item.

Just because you play with it repeatedly for hours on end AFTER buying it doesn't mean you have autism, it means you're playing with a toy that was designed to be played with absentmindedly for people who fidget.

Congratulations, normie.

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>normies just spinning it non-stop
>not learning to do tricks with it in a day
mum picked me one up 2 days ago even though I didn't ask. Why can't normies think out of the box. They are like chimpanzees but even then a chimpanzee would probably learn a few tricks by then.

>>37298304
I was joking about the autism part, but I deff have a ton of nervous habits

>Pick nose
>Chew fingernails
>Tap foot incessantly
>Play with random shit at my desk
>Flip through a stack of post-it notes with my thumb

I literally keep a deck of cards in my desk at work to play with when I am thinking

I probably could use one, but I don't "need" one if you know what I mean

>>37298332
If I wanted to do retarded tricks with a toy I'd buy a Yo-Yo

>>37298139
I work a low wage retail job, but I'm slightly overweight and have below average looks. I have to fund my gaming somehow.

I'm an historian, and I work in a museum and earn about 80k a year. However, I also do a bit of archaeology which pays slightly more, so between the two (part time, in general, and I do some of the archaeological stuff for the museum) I probably get about 85-100k a year.

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I sell drugs. What I make can fluctuate from $300 a week to $1500 on a good week. Not exactly "ballin" but it's more than enough for rent/food, and video games.