Ok Anon. I will be your mommy girlfriend. But what is in for me? What Do I get in return?
a big boy that will forever love you
>have a gf anyway and she likes her chubby bear
suck my dick robots
because you can always tell and they aren't always social outcasts
IF masturbation is a good thing, we would be living in paradise. The amount and variety of free porn we have access to is mindboggling.
Why is current world a bad place? In a perfect world would we respect a lot more our sexuality?
Roasties only started paying attention to Eric and Dylan, but especially Elliot after they became spree killers. These females are fucking sick. There's tons and tons of columbine slash fiction, and it's all written by hypocritical she-devils!
Sounds like my kind of women.
Femanons of r9k, what's your opinion on people who alternate between thrusting and licking your vag to delay their ejaculation, putting it out everytime they go down on you, then going back in?
Would it turn you on or rather frustrate and prevent you from reaching orgasm?
How would you respond if you were in his place?
I want to start doing heroin
I'm always stressed out and can't take it anymore
alcohol doesn't work and weed stays in your system for up to a month
I just want to escape life for a couple hours although I wouldn't mind if I OD'd
do any robots use heroin, is it as comfy as it looks?
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>tfw no matter how hard you work to succeed in life, people will always say its because you had white privilege that you got anything
I wish white privilege was real so I could take advantage of my white privilege.
I WISH I WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING WHITE
I need some help /r9k/
>meet girl on discord
>confirm its a girl
>she flirts a bit
>i try making a move
>i get friendzoned
I'm wondering why someone would flirt with a man before putting him in the friendzone. Also can't post pics because she probaly lurks here.
>I'll miss the comfort of my mother and the weight of the world
>I'll miss my sister, miss my father, miss my dog and my home
>Yeah, I'll miss the boredom and the freedom and the time spent alone
I feel like im dying
i dont know what this feeling is but its bothering me
can a robot help me
who else here /nightjog,walk, bike, etc/? I've went jogging at about 12am for the past 3 nights and there have been more than a few people asking what I'm running from. I understand that it's late, but if a person who looks like their jogging is jogging, then it's safe to assume their going for a jog right?
>police can see him
Local police force aren't equipped with nigger vision goggles.
>order whole kfc family meal
>eat whole thing in one sitting
>eat a whole cake for dessert
who here /piggy/