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Why do I have to force myself to go to parties/do social stuff?
I go to parties and stuff, but only because I force myself to. It's very tiring because I have to pretend to have fun for hours straight. The only time I have real fun is if I get validation from people or kiss a girl, which only happens at about 1 in a 100 parties after trying super hard and creeping a 1000 girls out.
I just don't understand how normies are naturally inspired to do this stuff without an agenda in mind.
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>gets invited to parties
Fuck off normie
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>>34704784
This
I would kill my family to get invited to half as many parties as normalfags go to
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>>34704681
Different interests. It's not your interest, fuck it
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Any self-harmers out there? What makes you decide to self-harm? Inb4 "le attenshun mem."
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I just started. I had the urge for a while but attributed it to edginess. Then once I tried it, I realized I liked knowing I was scarring myself. I like the blood and the pain and the permanence. I like keeping it a secret, and it's somehow made the last couple days more bearable.
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>>34704676
I used to self harm because it made me feel present, I had really bad ocd
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>>34704676
Sel-harm is for white trash edgelords. I've never seen an exception to this.
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Guess what's for lunch robots, hint, it's delicious, convenient, and affordable
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>>34704630
>tfw don't have these in uk.
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>>34704630
whats that dip??
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>>34704650
they're actually amazing. many memories, many such cases!
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>tfw this place is actually full of chads and normies
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i wish you all would just FUCK OFF
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>>34704625
I demand a /wiz/ blue board right now !!!!
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>>34704625
The average demographic across pretty much all of 4chan is 19/20 year old college students. Just keep that in mind the next time you're about to get roped into yet another pointless greentext argument.
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>be me
>15 years old
>summer break
>parents planned to go to the beach with me and my childhood friend
>his cousin(female) from germany will be coming
>hanged out with her during childhood but didnt see her in years
>we arrive at the beach
>she 8/10 and thicc af
>later when my parents left my friend was taking pictures of her laying in the sand
>she asks "Hey anon is my ass good?"
>i say "yeah i guess,but its too big"
>whydidisaythat.jpeg
>throughout the day she keeps asking me stuff like if she looks good or not
>answered almost all of them with "yeah you look good dont worry" or sth
>when we went to eat she sat next to me
>when my friend went to the toilet and i was
alone with her there was just awkward silence
>time to leave came so we just said goodbye and leave
fast forward to 1 week
>went to sleepover to the same friend
>she was there too
>thought to myself "anon dont fuck it up again"
>we were in his room
>he was watching fairy tail (fucking weeb) and we laid in the double bed(two beds attached to each other) and talked about stuff
>she wore a tank top and her tits looked so fucking good
>when we were watching a movie she took a snapchat of me with her while i didnt look
>noticed it and asked her what are you doing
>she just giggled and send it
>the text in it was some german shit i didnt understand
>when the movie ended we said how shitty and not scary it was
>at around 5 am we decided to sleep
>apparently she was going to sleep in another room
>she said "can i sleep with you because im scared?"
>i said the most autistic thing ever
>"i take too much space when i sleep so i dont know"
it was the closest i got to losing my virginity and i decided to be a fucking autist.i hope she comes to greece this summer too because i want to fuck a girl do bad
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>>34704604
>"anon can I sleep with you I'm scared"
How do you respond now anon?
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>>34704921
I would say "sure".
Then I would move closer to the wall so she has a place to lay down. I would then face the wall and while laying in a fetus position watching the wallpaper and then trying to sleep or fake it until everything is quiet again.
How autistic am I?
Im good i know.
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>tfw dont even have a story like this
normies get out
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a-am I going to make it lads?
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>>34704587
I don't know how the fuck she's going along with it but good job
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>>34704587
>getting played by roasties in 2017
I have outgrown this place
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>>34704587
You'll splurge and ruin it at some point. Don't get too excited yet.
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Fembots, what is your response?
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>>34704561
Femanon here
Trust me, i have 2 x chromosomes
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>>34704561
I don't have a response, I'm just annoyed that virtually ever male is stronger than me.
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>>34704561
technology can help us lift heavy things, then men will be obsolete
the future is female
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>some women have a fetish for virgins (some women have a fetish for anything, they're just rare depending on the fetish)
>virgins are very rare for obvious reasons
>very little competition for a girl with this fetish
Is this plan flawless?
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They want proto-Chad's virginity, not yours.
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>>34704479
Now get a virgin girlfriend that has a fetish for virgin guys instead of a used up Arbys sandwich
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i drive for an escort who likes taking guy's vcards
but shes fat
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>there are unironically people born in the 1980s who still browse 4chan
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>>34704449
1982 here. I like reading the greentext misadventures of sperglords on this board. I wouldn't trade growing up in the 90s for anything.
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>>34704449
>tfw there are people born after 2000 here
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>be born 87
Back then the Soviet Union would assign you a qt Slav waifu if you were too spergy to make social contacts.
Life on easy mode.
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Does NEETdom get better as you get older, robots?
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No. It gets worse as your health diminishes and you're able to derive less joy from escapism.
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>>34704438
fpbp
Same way getting a new video game or getting to go out to McDonalds for dinner means much less to you now than it did as a kid, so too does escapism mean less and less the older and more incapable you are of embracing it.
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>>34704404
nope, it gets worse
you just get more numb, more detached, more tired, find it harder to do anything and the possibility for change slips away from you even further, driving you into even greater isolation
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Is hurting animals ok? Sometimes it helps me get through the day. I usually don't seriously hurt them. I'd usually just squeeze my puppys paw until it yelps, or drop a book on it's tail or something similar. But lately I've wanted to do more. Does anyone else suffer from this?
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>>34704371
>Is hurting animals ok?
Only you can decide what you think is ok, but in my opinion you are suffering from some mental illness.
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>>34704371
How about just killing yourself instead of hurting innocent animals?
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>Is hurting animals ok?
Depends on your moral code
For the vast majority of people though it's not okay.
I mean outside of proper abuse just fucking with them isn't exactly a super heinous crime, but you would be very much looked down on if you told people irl, not least because getting satisfaction from hurting animals through your youth is one of the largest red flags for being a serial killer later in life.
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>reading an argument
>start agreeing with one of the sides
>get unreasonably angry and start attacking the guy I'm agreeing with
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>>34704315
Cognitive dissonance? You're a brainlet.
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>>34704315
How do you attack a person who isn't near you?
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>>34704315
>tfw to msart for arguments
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>be in class today
>sit at the front of the class
>I hear pratically the class laughing,murmuring and sniffing
> "It stinks" someons said
>Fuck.gif
>tfw 30 person thought I shit myself because I smelled shit
nothing to say to describe what I feel...
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take a shower?
>have natural boy scent
>oneitis from 3 years ago said i smelled sweet
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>>34704321
I didn't ask for advices normie; and shwer doesn't work.
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I know you feel, I have a strong bo aswell even after taking a shower it comes back in no time.
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Does anyone else just not bother with chivalry or exclusive kindness towards women? For instance today
>walking from class back to my dorm
>heading outside
>open the door
>give it a good push to assure the person behind me has enough time to get it before it closes
>they're so stuck up they assume I'm going to hold it
>it slams right into them and they actually fall over
>she yells something like "Well that was nice, DICK!"
>lol okay, pay attention
>her friend ironically tells her to pay attention
I don't feel bad at all
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>>34704262
unironically* my bad
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You were acting like a Chad.
The probability of you sleeping with that girl, or her friend, or both, slightly increased.
Good job!
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>>34704262
You shouldn't feel bad. Only beta bitches give women preferential treatment like that.
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Stop being racist to black men, you wite boi
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>>34704247
Is she hispanic,black,asian, or Mediterranean? I honestly can't tell.
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>>34704247
SAY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>34704417
God bless this man tbqh.