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Who /pedobeard/ here? 2017-02-16 03:15:25 Post No.34902005
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No matter for how long I wait, I always end up with creep-tier shit beard like pic related. Fuck you, genetic lottery.
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>>34902005
Just shave it, then.
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>>34902005
Mine only grows beneath my chin and on my neck. My cheeks and face are a fucking radioactive dead zone.
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>not having been born an Asian
>not taking advantage of scruffy facial hair to live the full hikkiNEET aesthetic
Get lost, chump.
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nobody came to my cat's birthday party
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>>34902001
Not even you, anon?
That's pretty low of you, to be honest.
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>>34902001
I came when you were asleep anon. I made that cat of yours meow till the fleas came home.
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>>34902001
Happy belated birthday anon's cat
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>normies feel contempt and hatred towards you because you've no friends
>ask normies to be your friend
>'no'
>ask normies how to make friends
>'just be yourself'
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M SO TIRED OF THIS SHIT EVERY FUCKING DAY
I DON'T FUCKING GET IT
WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME
WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT
WHAT!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
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lol ur not trying hard enough, stop being autistic around conversations and try harder also exercise and eat healthy and most importantly be yourself you fucking loser! I did what i exactly fucking said and i have two million girlfriends, try harder faggot
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>>34901999
Check em'
Anyway, just remember, normies will always have it better. They will always go on to greater and better things than us.
Don't expect life to get better.
>>34902071
Hey kike, kys and stop sounding like a-....
FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I fucking HATE normalfags, these god damn loud-ass faggots are all yelling in this college dorm and my roommate is a fucking retard who plays loud music in the room without headphones. These fuckers are "playing tinder," basically trying to make fake profiles to fish as many matches as they can. I hate everyone besides myself so much. They're so goddamn loud, and I can't even go back to my room because of my roommate.
I hate college and never should've gone.
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Is it just me or is jeopardy been filled with nerdy QTs lately?
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i actually liked the other girl tonight
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gotta keep trebeck showing up, feigning interest somehow, gettin close to those prime smarties for hot Q&As after the first break
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>>34901951
The fat one?
Also this chick will be coming back in a week
I love being a woman. Especially now addays.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was having an affair. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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whoever replies to this is an actual retard, starting with me.
saged
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>>34901905
i wouldnt kill the nigger but id burn you alive but this aint real and neither am i
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>>34901905
roasties gonna roast
oreganoo
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robots... why don't you grow a beard so you can become a chad? drake went from weird to papi with his
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I can't grow a beard, tried
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Because we're all low test manchildren who have gross, low-density, patchy beards.
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Drake has perfect facial hair genetics, also he's black but light-skinned, so literally the best kind of black as perceived by everyone else.
Feeling lonely? You can join this discord if you like. https://discord.gg/wPdBG3N
We are restructuring and had a mass kicking of shitposters and dethroned an admin. Come on in fellas.
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Join us or ur normos
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NOW WITH VOICE CHAT
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Tbh we need to get some chat going senpai
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>be me
>tfw big dick
>fuck cute hooker
>she cums like 30 times
>says I'm the best she's ever had
>tells me she hopes I come back real soon
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>>34901784
Start charging money from her next time you see her.
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>>34901784
Plot twist
The hooker is 12
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>>34901784
This is some of the fakest shit I've ever seen written and I've been browsing /r9k/ almost since it's inception
You are a baiting faggot
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A girl who preforms in town and sings and dances to music, mostly anime and weeb songs. I want to talk to her and love her but I am a not worthy and will never be with her, I will never have a confidence to talk to her. I want to die.
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if you want ill tell her you like her
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everyday I see her and everyday i want to kill myself because of her
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>>34902021
wow way to put the pressure on her anon.
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How do I make friends online? In all the years I've been on the internet, everyone I've ever talked to has stopped contacting me after a few days. When they don't, I'm always the one who has to initiate conversation.
Am I just destined to be alone or am I doing something wrong?
Please tell me the secret, anons. I've been lonely for long enough.
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there's no miracle cure man, the best thing you can hope for is to find good company irl. online friendships are harder to maintain because it's easier to neglect the idea of a person than a real one. they're also not as fulfilling. it took me 17 years to find a friend that wasn't a compromise and i still feel lonely sometimes. my point is that even though an optimal situation isn't perfect, you should still try to optimize your life. online friends isn't optimizing.
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>>34901704
>thought I had friends on discuck
>turns out they had a separate group where I wasn't invited
>they all keep in touch outside of discord but nobody even dms me when I'm online
>I only realized how cucked I was when someone accidentally posted a screenshot showing their activity elsewhere
>I now realize how profoundly alone and marginalized I was when I was delusional enough to think I actually had a place where I belonged
I wish I could go back to when I was living in blissful ignorance, thinking all people only talked in the channels and not anywhere else.
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>>34901994
That hurts, man. This happened in real life to me too. Back when I still had friends, it confused me why I was never invited to anything until I realized that they didn't care for our one sided "friendship" at all.
MGTOW IS FREEDOM !!!
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I think you're confused
Nobody here even has the option of being with a woman
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Loser.
Original comment since 1816.
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I'lol go MGTOW once I feel the love and affection of a girl once.
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Why are white girls so hot but so bad in bed?
Is it because their looks and social value mean they can get away with being bad at literally everything?
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>>34901581
Looks like you answered your own question. Nothing more to say here.
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my god
who is this semon demon?
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>>34902289
SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE NOW NOW NOW
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Let's talk cheese, /r9k/
What do you like? I want to get into cheese but idk where to start
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>>34901496
Manchego is my favorite.
Also provolone, mozzarella, and brie are very good.
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Pepperjack is my favorite
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Boi I'll eat that cottage till my gut burst
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can people sense that you're a sissy? im a closet sissy, but i feel like people can just tell
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do you leave the house in a petticoat?
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>>34901482
You're probably just paranoid and they pick up on your uneasiness.
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Who here would love a gf who's obsessed with you? I know normies are gonna be like "Dude you don't know how bad a clingy, crazy gf is!". It would suck if she got angry or jealous for no reason constantly, cheated out of paranoia of being cheated on, was so clingy that she was constantly annoying you with chatter and texts, or she has erotomania and her love burns out. But isn't it possible to get an obsessed gf without that stuff? Also an obsessed gfs would be really submissive, sweet, and eager to please their man.
What do you guys think? Do you want an obsessed gf?
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>>34901444
Yes, please gib obsessed gf. Nice trips btw.
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It's not possible to have an obsessed gf without those traits. They don't care and just want to control you because of deep insecurities.
There are very sweet girls but they're more reserved. If you don't initiate, they leave you alone because they respect you and your time.
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Also guys how can I get an obsessed gf without those negative traits?
>>34901949
Oh shit I never noticed.
>>34902003
Hope this ain't true. Where to find and how to get "very sweet" girls like you say?