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>>34029864
my great grandfather and grandfather were 33 degree masons, my uncles are also masons. My dad was heaby into drugs and rock concerts so he never joined, I am too socially awkward and prefer to get high on drugs so I am not a good candidate. Have gone to masonic lodges for the events they held when I was younger though.

>>34029864
Take it to >>>/x/ faggot

>>34030122
Why would ask it in the roleplaying board?

>>34029756

go to Japan and BUCK

>>34029756
probably never gonna happen, unless you get a mutt (Filipino).

>>34029822
>BUCK
What is that?

>I still have to wait two and a half hours for my dad to get off of work
>then I see it
>a bunch of Filipino folk carting a bunch of boxes of pizza into a meeting room
>evilgrin.jpg
>I haul my tired, hungry ass after those guys, catch them at the door
>"Excuse me, is that pizza to be distributed for the public's consumption?"
>Filipino guy tells me that it's only for the end of the meeting
>"Ah. When is the end of the meeting?"
>he says that they'll be done by 5:00
>I figure that I can wait two hours before stuffing my face with pizza
>I play Smash Bros. with others as I wait
>still playing super good, kicking butt and taking names
>then suddenly, I get baited by Cloud's Down Smash
>then I get tilted super hard
>losing match after match after match
>only win two more matches after Cloud's Down Smash
>I can hear the ravioli laughing all the while
>I decide to call it quits after getting dunked by Cloud's FAir at 4:40
>20 minutes until the meeting was supposed to be done, but I decide to peek in to see if they might be coming to an early close
>I walk out of the room we're playing Smash in
>I see the meeting room door open
>cavemanspongebob.jpg
>I walk into the room
>Filipinos are walking through the whole place, talking and laughing and eating
>I turn to the middle of the room, where I see them
>all five boxes of pizza, empty
>fuckmylife.png
>I walk up to the guy I talked to earlier
>"Hi there. Would you happen to have any pizza leftovers lying around?"
>Filipino pizza guy turns to me, seemingly lights up in recognition
>"Oh, hey man! Sorry, we're all out. Looks like you were a bit too late there."
>mfw
>"I see. That's unfortunate. Have a nice day."
>I leave, far more pissed than I appear
>fucking Filipinos
>fucking ravioli

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>dad shows up almost an hour later
>I go home
>Mom's on the phone, is making dinner
>I check the fruit basket
>no fruit
>I check the pantry
>nothing immediately edible
>I check the fridge
>the bowl of ravioli winks at me
>I slam the fridge shut out of defiance, figure that I can wait another half hour
>fucking ravioli
>it has been twenty-five hours since I consumed anything that wasn't water or iced tea

sounds a lot like you should kill yourself

sage

>>34029666
remove them from the group, explain why, and offer to chat with them outside of the group.

If you don't you're showing favoritism towards the outcasts and other members will eventually leave. You can't control other peoples relationships but you can save yours.

>put the group up to a private vote or something.

>>34029666
For now talk to the ones that came back. Try to slowly convince the others to stop hating them. You can remind them how great they were back then before leaving and basically telling them that they're still nice and regret what they did
It might be a slow process, but worth trying. The key here is that you never stop talking with the ones that came back, even if the others try to convince you to do so.
Good luck, Anon. I believe in you.

>>34029666
they fucked up for choosing to leave the group and shouldn't just be allowed back in just because they were in it at one time

it's a chat for friends, they were friends once and they are not friends anymore

You should do this -
privately ask the other members of the group if you think the boy and girl should stay in the group or if they make it awkward

if a lot say they make it awkward and the group isn't the same then delete them

They are being bred to hypergamy early these days.

Dont fall for it.You will just be a sucker paying alimony while shes fucks chad

>>34029617
It's a myth that women only want to be married when they're old. They want to be married ASAP because that's what all women really desire, to belong to one strong alpha

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Having to sit in the breakroom with degenerates who all relate to each other though their degeneracy is the worst part of shitty wagecuck jobs.

>>34029424
livestream it homie
niggers

gimme ur money before u kys faggo

You have the courage that I do not and I admire you for it. You are not a coward but a brave warrior. A warrior of feels.

/r9k/ is the poor mans /b/

>>34029402
You've discovered a secret anon. Learning to prepare good food is more satisfying and rewarding than a wank.

Instant-gratification cucks will never understand the pride and joy of cooking. It's an artform as old as our species.

>>34029427
b is 88% porn. b is dead

>>34029381
Milk.

I'm a huge lactation fan.

>>34029381
don't care of them. i wouldn't mind a qt flat gf

Who said we were turned on faggot?only hedonistic scum and chubby chasers give a shit.

>>34029361
you in school? what game? this is cute

>>34029389
Eh went to high school with her when out with a friend of mine but now we in different colleges, and the game is overwatch

>>34029411
get in a game with her and your friend

i cant cum missionary... to each their own? body are all different

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I can get hard, but when I start getting close to climaxing I can't stand up straight, like I start uncontrollably leaning backwards, to the point where I nearly fall over backwards

>>34029352
Cucks arent allowed to have sexual pleasure without their womans permission so they have to hide it. I doubt anyone actually enjoys it but thats all they have

>>34029292
I fantasize about the world basically ending and me surviving as a leader out in the wilderness with a couple of people taken under my wing. Eventually falling in love with a cute girl who appreciates me for my leadership.

In reality though I would just die.

>>34029292
I started writing a story about a group living in a Mad Max type world last summer.
They're living in what used to be a radio complex and accidentally attract an army of marauders when they turn on the broadcast tower
Never finished it though, just kind of abandoned it halfway through

I imagine a post apocalyptic world where I can live free from the shackles of society and the overwhelming feel of uselessness.

Also I want to swordfight some shit like giant mutated animals that shit would be so dope I wouldn't even care if I died.

dumb peaposter

sorry for shilling, but I really do need help making the viruses, and help would be appropriated

http://game.eggchan.org/main_out.js

script so far

It's just agario tho

Blew out 6000 roasties

She looks like a prepubescent child.

Why do you want to fuck her though, I would bet dozens of old CEOs have put their dick inside

She has no meat on her bones and she is a hypocritical femenist,why do you want that?

>>34029209
What the fuck are you doing here then? You're going to get busted.

>>34029209
I'm 18. How jailbait we talkin?

>>34029174
>would you consider dating a person from /r9k/? Why or why not?
I don't get when people say they wouldn't. You're here, aren't you? A bit hypocritical desu.

>What are your issues currently at hand that prevent you from finding someone you love that will love you back?
Too lazy to actively try.

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>>34029152
>tfw I will never spread those juicy buttcheeks apart and smell her musk after she spends all day riding that bicycle

>>34029152
I guess they just man up

they probably enjoy it

i would