ITT: We determine if r9k anons are doing Chad majors or Robot (read STEM) majors.
Do you miss the early-to-mid 2000s, /r9k/?
Before 2007 came along and completely fucked up everything with sht like the Big Bang Theory, iPhones, Tumblr, Autotune everywhere, the Great Recession, and mainstreaming of social media.
>got gum stuck on penis
Do I have a chance of getting a gf? Would anyone want to be my gf?
So I was laughing along with my class and after the laughter stopped for a second I slipped the most rediculously loud fart. It bounced off the walls and everyone just went silent. I really like this cute shy girl and we always go out for lunch, will she hate me now or will she have found it as funny as everyone else?
Is it possible to get thicker bones in mid to late 20s? I've read that peak bone mass is reached by or at around age 30 but that could just be a meme.
>Already ate my daily calorie limit but still have 5 hours to go before I go to bed and starting to feel hungry again
"It's laziness, then..."
>sneezed on the train
>random girl said 'Bless You'
>we're probably going to get married soon
Heh, well it's been fun Robots. We had some laughs huh? But it's time for this Chad to hit the road!
f-fucking summer f-fag shit posting.
Enjoy ur lyf fag
i dont want to die
Even after you die, the problems that define your individuality will be shared by other people.
I think that people live in a cycle of their own hell and rebirth until they solve whatever problem is keeping them here.
but you will anyways. So what is the point of thinking about it ?
Many people from there fall into nihillism, but if you are strong enough you ll understand that as your journey here is short and only have a meaning in your interaction with other people, your goal is to treat other people the best as you can ,and to be the best human you can to yourself.
Tomorrow is the day. I'm going to begin to only eat a single meal per day, and none of you can stop me!
I will stop being fat even if it kills me!!!
I used to be so much better looking when I weighed 30 pounds less!!! I am going to be reborn!!!!!
I want to bust a nut bUT I don't want to look at porn and I don't want to use my imagination because they'd both feel like copouts. I can't afford hookers. This is why I need a gf...Not for companionship but for being my personal fucktoy
I can only use my sexual imagination in certain setting to get a boner. I can think of sexual stuff all day long, really fantastical stuff. But unless I'm in the right mood, it doesn't excite me much
>that feeling of bliss when that fat, painful shit finally comes out
im meeting a boy i met online in a short while for a pseudo-date, he lives overseas and is staying for almost 2 weeks. how fucking awkward is this going to be? is there any way to prepare for this level of incoming cringe? has anyone else on here done something like this before and had it go well?
im male but thanks for the wishes.
getting someone online to like you is easy if you try, you should invest anon
I <3 Kitten ------------ Hubree is perfect sleeping kitten angel=)=)=) I love God and Hubree. Hubree masturbates to Harvard Lampoon purn