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>got gum stuck on penis
please help
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>>38222137
take a shower you fucking faggot
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>>38222137
Remove gum from penis
Do I have a chance of getting a gf? Would anyone want to be my gf?
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considering you're posting here, no
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is this wrekt thread?
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So I was laughing along with my class and after the laughter stopped for a second I slipped the most rediculously loud fart. It bounced off the walls and everyone just went silent. I really like this cute shy girl and we always go out for lunch, will she hate me now or will she have found it as funny as everyone else?
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Is it possible to get thicker bones in mid to late 20s? I've read that peak bone mass is reached by or at around age 30 but that could just be a meme.
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>>38221888
>tfw not tall enough to wear that shirt.
>tfw not short enough to wear that shirt ironically.
5"11 is purgatory.
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>>38221888
You can increase bone density by lifting heavy but if you want to get thicker (but not taller) you'll have to take growth hormone. It'll make your dick bigger too.
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>>38222673
Where does one acquire growth hormone?
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>Already ate my daily calorie limit but still have 5 hours to go before I go to bed and starting to feel hungry again
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>>38221835
sustain yourself on my love, darling
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>>38221835
Just drink lots and lots of water, maybe some coffee too if you think it won't affect your ability to go to sleep later
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>tfw binge
>hehe I'm going to fast tomorrow so it's okay
>binge again
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"It's laziness, then..."
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>>38221787
unironically it's not laziness.
I can't make a fool out of myself trying to apply for another job. the firmest handshake in the world wouldn't get me a job at taco bell
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not as lazy as a boomer
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>sneezed on the train
>random girl said 'Bless You'
>we're probably going to get married soon
Heh, well it's been fun Robots. We had some laughs huh? But it's time for this Chad to hit the road!
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f-fucking summer f-fag shit posting.
Enjoy ur lyf fag
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Same here, I went outside today for 30 minutes and saw some some real life women. We're all gonna make brahs
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i dont want to die
precautionary oregano
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>>38221727
Even after you die, the problems that define your individuality will be shared by other people.
I think that people live in a cycle of their own hell and rebirth until they solve whatever problem is keeping them here.
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>>38221727
but you will anyways. So what is the point of thinking about it ?
Many people from there fall into nihillism, but if you are strong enough you ll understand that as your journey here is short and only have a meaning in your interaction with other people, your goal is to treat other people the best as you can ,and to be the best human you can to yourself.
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Dying is as natural as birth
People die, cultures die, planets die
Get used to it fucko, or don't. You can kick and scream all you want but it doesn't change the inevitable
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Tomorrow is the day. I'm going to begin to only eat a single meal per day, and none of you can stop me!
I will stop being fat even if it kills me!!!
I used to be so much better looking when I weighed 30 pounds less!!! I am going to be reborn!!!!!
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I want to bust a nut bUT I don't want to look at porn and I don't want to use my imagination because they'd both feel like copouts. I can't afford hookers. This is why I need a gf...Not for companionship but for being my personal fucktoy
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You don't want to use your imagination? That's legit what we encourage 4 year olds to use.
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>>38221974
I can only use my sexual imagination in certain setting to get a boner. I can think of sexual stuff all day long, really fantastical stuff. But unless I'm in the right mood, it doesn't excite me much
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>that feeling of bliss when that fat, painful shit finally comes out
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>>38221696
It truly is a wonderful feeling. So elating
im meeting a boy i met online in a short while for a pseudo-date, he lives overseas and is staying for almost 2 weeks. how fucking awkward is this going to be? is there any way to prepare for this level of incoming cringe? has anyone else on here done something like this before and had it go well?
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>>38221654
I hope you two will be happy fuck you fuck you
bitch
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>>38221848
im male but thanks for the wishes.
getting someone online to like you is easy if you try, you should invest anon
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>>38221905
>getting someone online to like you is easy if you try
maybe if they're faggot betas
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I <3 Kitten ------------ Hubree is perfect sleeping kitten angel=)=)=) I love God and Hubree. Hubree masturbates to Harvard Lampoon purn
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lmAo soft kitter
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Oldfag phoneposters post in this thread. Only post in this thread if you've been phoneposting for 5 or more years.
Anybody else remember using pic related?
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>old fag
>phoneposter
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH it really IS summer in here
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Jesus christ this is some pathetic shit, I remember lurking on the anonyma application for years on my ipod touch back in the day and even back then I knew it was fucking unacceptable to post from there
Get off your phone and live life or get on your computer and block out everything
Only hobos are permitted to use phones for shitposting
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Hachiman Hikigaya is this board's spirit animal.
Yet he always has girls, and girls (boy), who want to ride his dick until the Fukashima fallout destroys glorious Nippon forever.
So what are you doing complaining about life, when I guarantee you have cute and comfy girls out there waiting for you to ask them out. Go on, robots, just be yourself.
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