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I don't blame women for only wanting Chad. They can't help it. That is the way it is supposed to be.

I am a man who is not meant to breed. My genes are not fit to pass on. This is for the good of the human race, and therefore by not breeding I am doing my part to ensure the survival of the species. Chad is breeding and doing his part.

All is right with the world. Not a grain of sand is out of place.

The black pill is also the white pill
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>>38273601
If you were really concerned about the species, you'd advocate for women(and men) to have no choice in who they breed with and that women would be forced to be dedicated housewives and childrearers.
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>>38273601
>This is for the good of the human race
It's really not. Civilizations flourished because men didn't give women the choice to fuck whoever they wanted. Civilization gives rise to technology, to the arts, to medicine, and to everything good in the world. The traits that would be beneficial in the state of nature are not the traits that build civilization, and even if they guarantee the short-term success of some humans' genes, they're not gonna be the traits that stop a fucking asteroid, cure a pandemic, or get us off this fucking planet before the sun burns out.
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>>38273629
I'm not concerned about it in that way. It naturally sorts itself out so that the best genes are passed on the same as in animals, plants, insects and everything else.

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Who here /living a lie/?

>Lived with my parents up until March this year
>Parents think I'm living on my own now after landing a job at a Tesco 25 miles away from where they live
>I'm 24 and it's my first job so they're glad I finally got my shit together
>In reality I'm living with my bf 90 miles away and being his meido/waifu and doing all the cooking, cleaning and other household stuff
>We've been dating in secret for a year and a half now

"If only your brothers followed your example" was a text my mother sent me the other day. Heh heh, yeah if only...
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>>38273553
Roastbot or gaybot?
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>>38273573
Homo

Roasties don't belong here desu
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Well I guess it's got to be better than being a wagecuck right?

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does anyone here want to create a /suicidepact/
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>>38273536
I just want to disappear. I dont want to suicide.
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>>38274187
If you commit suicide you become a statistic for people to discuss over and feel pity. They don't leave you alone even in death, but at the same time you're forgotten so easily by everyone.
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>>38273536
Yes. Is this for in person or online only?

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Post yfw you found out /r9k/ is just a massive bait board that people come to make fun of the retards.

The worst part is you retards still take it seriously
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>>38273513
B-but I post here seriously!
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We're like fish with fishing rods
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>>38273525
Oh, thats deep anon

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opkoPFoPpVk
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>>38273507
Good.
We need some more Elliots in this world.
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This can't be real origeridoo
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Send em this.

This will end any possible and all future discussions on the topic

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>finally a girl is into me
>She has anxiety disorders, depression and anorexia

What do
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>>38273506
Feed her food and smash
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>>38273506
Convince her to have a suicide pact with you, it's what I'd do.
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Drop her like a sack of shit

Femanons, have you ever teased young innocent boys? Do they react as cute and awkward as they do in my japonese animes? Does it give you a feeling of power?
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>Femanons, have you ever teased young innocent boys?
yes
>Do they react as cute and awkward as they do in my japonese animes?
no. they got angry and hit me
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>>38274823
>>no. they got angry and hit me
>children are already learning to put thots in their place
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>>38274823
Full story please

extra extra foder

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I'm curious, where does r9k stand in the political spectrum overall or where do most robots stand?
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>>38273494
I don't care about politics. Don't give a fuck about most things basically
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Wherever I need to stand, OP.
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greetings comrades

H-Hey a-anon I know race-mixing is bad s-so could you f-fuck me in the ass and give me those seminal reprimations?
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Why are there so many black girl threads lately
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>>38273457
Psy-op campaign to promote racemixing

What is this your first week here?
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>>38273413
You've gotta be squidding me.

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>when you meet someone that's your superior in every single way and is a smug cunt about it
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>>38273362
>when you let them fuck you like the loser you are
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Encountering people like that helped me become the patient individual i am today.

You have to be at that point
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>>38273362
>When you later get to know them better and know you're good friends and consider eachother equals

I'm finally free.

19 53' 59.99" N
-75 08' 60.00" W

Requesting immediate pickup.
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>>38273324
>committing suicide by train

anon at least have a better method
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>asking to be picked up on a board whose people never leave their homes let alone their rooms

kek my friend
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>>38273737
Pretty sure he's killed himself and the coordinates are where his body is.

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>have four older brothers
>all of them have are handsome, intelligent, well-liked by everybody, outgoing, and generally successful in all of their endeavors
>while I'm the dumb, perpetually anxious, autistic, ugly little runt who can barely function in daily life
How do you compare to your siblings, robots?
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>>38273315
My siblings take all parental resources and I feel eternally grateful for the scraps of affection I receive.
That's why I'm here.
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My sister got married about a year ago after finishing college.

I'm a 20-year-old NEET who recently applied for a job at a gas station.
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one of my brothers is diagnosed autistic but has a stable job
2 of my sisters are degenerates
one of my sisters is young and has shit grades but is a nice person
my other brother gets 3k a month from the va and has a degree in accounting and a house and family
im in trade school because i had shit grades in highschool and got denied for the military

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I found out today that my parents had considered moving from the UK to the States or Canada.

Instead they moved me to the middle of bumble-fuck nowhere, a pacific ocean away from anything fucking interesting. I grew up isolated and became lonely. I fucking blame them so much for this. I wish I lived in North America.
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>>38273249
Sage

No one cares.
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>>38273249
so...where are you, Australia or New Zealand?
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>>38273249
I found out my mum my dad and my nan ran a thriving bar out in Spain, and then I was born and ruined everything

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How goes the depression? is it still crippling or getting better?
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>>38273219
It's still the same as always. I will say that I'm pretty much a master of hiding it at this point. My uncle recently told me I have certain glow about myself, said I look really happy. Of course I just smiled along and said I was, if he only knew I'd be killing myself soon.
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>>38273219
Meditation has helped a lot.
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>>38273272
Don't do it anon, jesus loves you

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>when you're looking through the archives and find some of your epic posts from years ago

Makes me laugh but I also feel nostalgic and miss those times.
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>saving your own posts

comeonnow.jpeg

But I do wonder if anyone ever screencapped mine.
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>>38273309
By archives I mean desuarchive, archive.4plebs.org, etc
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This is the thread btw

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/9538866

So many epic posts in 1 thread

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