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>>38587917
Men in porn are always ugly. I don't know why, and I don't get how you can deal with it. Do you just get mad or sad when you see handsome men fucking beautiful women or something? Doesn't your boner wilt when you see an ugly mug or a set of hairy balls? It's
Regardless, 3D porn is a fucked up industry and it's better to either stick with 2D, or avoid paying for porn or otherwise supporting it.

>>38587917
What the anon above said ^

I'm straight and watching porn with dudes is is always weird (Unless it POV) the guys in porn are always fat bald men in there 40s or the camera focuses on there dick too much.

>>38587917
Besides the men on porn being ugly, most heterosexual porn caters only to straight men. The women is brutalized and the whole scenario is designed to give the men watching some sense of power or ownership over the woman. It's implied in the gaze, appearance of the actors, actions, disregard for and objectification of the woman, etc etc... I don't get why you think straight women would like it, it's not made for them.

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>auntie found the poo poo platter

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>uncle unearthed the urethra utopia

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>dad deployed the cum garrison

Hard choice?

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>>38587825
I too have terrible teeth. Maybe Ex-bulimia chick and I would bond together through oral hygiene.

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>>38587825
This might be beneath me.

k y s
f a g g o t
o r i g a m i

welcome to 4chan, may i take your order?

>>38587822
Nice dubs new guy!

Pls be my normie friend

u sure she isn't just setting you up?

>>38587834
She's a dumb roastie she couldn't come up with something like that.

>>38587849
how old is ur niece?

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you're right the TV steinbergs know whats cool and hip

que the skateboarding rabbi!

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but we have the entire internet

>>38587802
>what is world peace

MDE rulz!!!!

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Tests
>Beginner level
https://www.16personalities.com/
http://jupiter-34.appspot.com/
>Advanced level
http://keirsey.jung.test.typologycentral.com/http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
Bonus
http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html
https://www.eclecticenergies.com/enneagram/dotest.php

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>>38587800
INFP here
Yes, I am a moralfag

>>38587837
>Yes, I am a moralfag
What kind of morals?

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>>38587789
We are so derighted to see you again, Grandson. Tomorrow, we herrp you unpack then take you to see manager of rocal Engarish schoor. Remember to bow in humbre gratitude when you see him, rook him in the eye, and give him your biodata. Okay, see you.

He has finally become a man

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>>38587789
welcome to Guangzhou my son

Try choosing not to want the burgers.

First you have to choose to choose to not want the burgers, though.

And before that, you have to chose to choose to choose to not want the burgers.

But that's only possible if you choose to choose to choose to choose to not want the burgers.

There are a few more steps in this process I don't need to write down, you can figure it out.

You've never had a fucking burger in your life? That's a very basic food, it's not "special". It's a fucking meat sandwich. You can make them as healthy as you want unless you don't even consider bread healthy

Anyway yeah the solution is to just stop. I'm glad there's at least somebody who's not jewed to death.

>>38587830
the thing is, I honestly don't want to stop, and that's pretty scary, because i'm afraid of getting super unhealthy.

Please bump the thread if you pin yourselves so we can keep it bumped

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I met my qtbf on zeemaps :3

>>38589137
Why are traps so lucky?

>>38587655
your obession with this chad you keep talking about it's really gay.

50 bucks that you are closet af

>>38587691
I agree with this dude here ^^
Why are you so gay, bro? Stop thinking about her thinking about dicks. You shouldn't even let that bother you retard. STOP THINKING ABOUT DICKS!

>>38587804
> ^^

what the fuck is this some kind of time slip

>>38587629
He's racist. That's enough for /pol/tards to blow him

>>38587680
i thought he only does it for the comedy ?

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>>38587751
No his plan is to take over the world.

I enjoy his humor, and his company in this lonely world.

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King of the Hill:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9908747 (Fourth and final chapter)

Recess:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7884013

Scooby Doo:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9908609

https://archiveofourown.org/works/9908669 (Same story but futa)

Weekenders:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9499943

Hey Arnold:
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family out (Make sure to leave a review if you want to see a chapter three)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/10190687

>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7838134

Mortal Kombat:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9800783 (Futa)

You post these everyday. Why?

>>38587657
Just looking for some reviews, breh

>>38587562
I'm blonde with brown eyes, naturally curly hair which is a pain in the ass to deal with.
No idea how much i spend but my face is pretty clean i think.
Fuck plastic surgery, would never get one

>>38588294
How about your pubes?

>>38588376
Dark blonde, almost brown

kys faggot
dont come back

>>38587569
I feel so welcomed ty

Make better bait