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>>39628484
someone better than me

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>>39628484
Non existent.
orignl

>>39628484
smart
confident
more socially capable than me, but still introverted
strong so ppl can't fuck with him

if female just don't be a slut and have friends

>>39628515
tfw that's almost exactly how I looked in high school
>gelled long hair so it always looked wet
>black/red metal shirts
I was like 115lbs too :/

>>39628467
Might just be how they talk

I call everyone buddy, even girls, some people think it's weird and some people like it, who cares.

>>39628479
She only said it to me though.
There was another person in front of me that she was helping find a book.
After she helped him find it, she just told him to have a good day and he left.

>>39628467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuQK6t2Esng

>>39628437
Probably chromium, at least if you use Windows

I like Seamonkey even though I don't use all of it. All of the addons I like can be converted easily, it looks simple and neat by default, and sometimes I can use its built in Composer to make crappy neocities pages.

If you use a chrome you are not a robot.

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Same here, 34 years of complete loneliness/ostracization from society fucks up with your mind a lot, i'll tell you that.

>>39628465
Cool. So how do you deal with it?

>>39628473
Escapism with the internet, videogames, anime and daydreaming.

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>>39628366
Female sexuality exists for reproduction and therefore is the "primary" sexuality

Male sexuality is less valuable because one alpha man can theoretically impregnate thousands of women if he wanted to. So the remaining men he displaced have no value to society when it comes to sexual reproduction

Look at any other species where a small portion of top males impregnate the majority of women. The remaining males are driven off from watering holes, refused shared resources, and basically socially ostracized for arbitrary reasons such as having a less colorful body part here or a smaller body part there - the objects of arbitrary sexual selection mechanisms on the part of the females

People think this is all "real", that this society we live in and the social hierarchy is indicative of a real construct in the physical world where the people at the top are more virtuous, but this is not the case

It's unfortunate that all sexually reproductive species will evolve into a local maximum wherein they will languish forever. This is why the majority of people are shit stains

I reject this entire system of values and substitute my own. One where intellectual inquiry and self sufficiency are the yardsticks by which people are measured. I don't value the opinions of women

Insulting men for being unable to find girlfriends, calling them undesirable, virgin shaming, and similar activities, are basically appeals to the authority of the feelings of women, and I find this to be a flawed and comical authority. One not worthy of genuine consideration

It gives you a nice rush of euphoria when a girl loves you, but don't fall for the meme that this is actually an integral part of life that is worth basing your value system around. There are better ones - we have evolved above the primordial sludge and we do not need to focus on arbitrary social constructs anymore

It's not about passing on your genes anymore - Newton died a virgin. It's about passing on your ideas.

>>39628366
Just buy one bro.
I did it like 6 months ago. No regrets.
If you live alone it's a must have.
If not it's probably a pain to hide. You have to wash it out after you use it. But more importantly it has to dry and that is like an all day thing because it gets so little airflow.
I just hang mine from a towel rack because it's constantly drying.

>>39628366
>his girlfriend got a new dildo and he thought it was really hot when she rides it
Technically your imagined friend is a cuck. His gf can't be satisfied by his penis, so she buys a replica of another man's cock. The use of sex toys in the bedroom is actually very masochistic in its core.

Got a decent flat from my parents, moved in, live a boring wagie life

>>39628322
Just moved out today.
It feels very lonely.

>>39628322
its kinda lonely if you don't have a gf

>>39628311
buying stocks helps me prepare for retirement.

>be me
>buy a lottery ticket online every week
>one day my card gets declined
>can't buy a ticket
>don't think much of it
>a couple of days later
>check the winning numbers
>see my numbers
>fuck
>$1mil down the drain
>never bought a ticket since
>plan to kill myself soon
why can't i have nice things

>buying stocks is comparable to lottery tickets

>>39628291
i fell your pain, my man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_gRCOfZ8BI

watch stuff that makes you feel disgusted with yourself that's not porn.
You need to face how much of a disgusting person you are on the inside.Once you do you'll start seeing little bits and pieces of goodnes start radiating from your soul.

oh and how old are you?

>>39628291
I'm in the same situation, well, I'm heading straight into it. I can still get hard at other shit but it's starting to be a problem. I've actually considered investing on a chastity device and going full no fap.

t. bought

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>>39628381
I'm a 19yo lad, mister. I don't want to destroy my life, mister anon.

>>39628191
Boomers have no clue. Do you live in a rural side of the country? If so, it shouldn't be that bad.

>>39628191
>Stupid millennial doesn't know anything about life nor how to make a living.
The world is suffering because of you and your generation, end yourself.

pretty sure white parents let their kids stay till like 25 nowadays

I know it's fake but it's so fucked anyway
Why would a human do that and why would anyone think that's funny

>>39628118
i feel like it stings more as they arent as used to it

>>39628118
>this happens to a normie
>friends texts him to let him know
>probably talks to him to make him feel better
>they go out and have some drinks and a good time like all time bros

>this happens to a robot
>he won't know
>he'll wait for hours
>he will leave the place depressed
>he won't have anyone but this shitty board of anons to tell his story
>he'll go to sleep crying, and wake up sad

>>39628090
yes.
I was attempting to rape her

>>39628115

What happened after she kicked you?

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>>39628090
>>39628115

At what size difference is the groin kick no longer a viable self defense method?

>no beer
>no bacon
>no premarital sex
Only a total cuck would convert.

>>39628121
You're probably a fucking jew

>>39628162
Last time I checked bacon is haram for jews too. And they too practice penis mutilation.

>>39627948
Have your own car
Have your own place
Be able to afford to smoke her up before sex

>>39627948
Be willing to beta provide for her and her kid(s).

>>39627948
>any social relations in CC
yeah no unless you're living on your own with other students you're gonna be fucked kiddo.
My experiences with (a few) CCs is that it's just a fucking continuation of High School, cliques and all.

Get your ass to big boy Uni while you can. At least the dorm life makes it somewhat easy to make friends and get laid

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
origin

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>>39627937
Impossible

IMPOOOSSSSIIIBBBLLLEEEE

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but yeah, I have really low chances

>>39627928
comfy servers for what? what the fuck is this thread?

This server is lit as fuck

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Hahaha clowns are funny hahahaha