MBTI thread. Question for fellow INTJ, what're we scheming currently?
INTJ here, not sure?
>>35384285
Start, don't sell yourself short by not having a bigger picture.
>tfw BPD ENFP with depressed, nihilistic INTJ bf
Life is suffering.
WHO WANTS SOME FUCKING PIZZA!?!?!?!???!??!?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!??!?!?!?!?!?????!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
>processed meat
Ugh, enjoy the bowel cancer.
Also normie food.
>>35402746
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA
>>35402709
cheese pizza would be nice tbqhwyfamillia
Is my Tinder profile good?
>>35402034
1. Get rid of the pepe picture
2. Get rid of your profile picture and use the third picture instead (the one on which you wear the brown jacket)
3. Get rid of picture in which you smoke
>>35402081
4. Get rid of the retarded "about" blurb. Nobody cares about who you are, your picture is the only relevant thing.
>>35402185
5. Get a new face.
6. If impossible, at least get a photographer friend to take your pictures because you obviously suck at it.
Im ungri .
Dubbis disid wat i et.
A healthy salad
sour cream with bread
>>35401761
Nothing, fatty.
YA VIRGIN FAPPIN'
>>35401351
KITTY CAT LICKIN'
TEE-TOTALIN'
TENDIES EATIN'
why are people who smoke weed so stupid and degenerate?
dude it's good for you
>>35401401
no, it's not.
eating healthy, exercising and sleeping well is good for me, not being a degenerate druggy.
dude it grows brain cells
What happens after you get a gf?
Like, what do you do with the girl afterwards?
I've never had a gf and I don't know how this gf/bf thing works.
Do you have to constantly go on dates and shit like that? I really have no idea what people who are in a relationship do.
My brother has a gf. All he does on the weekend is go over to her house and watch netflix, and presumably have sex as well.
The only way we know she's real is because my mom ran into them at wal-mart one time. He hates all of us and doesn't want any of us to meet her so I know very little about her
After you get a GF you have a varying period of happiness and then everything becomes incredibly dramatic. Her parents will die and she will disappear from your life without a trace. If you try to contact her she will tell you to leave her alone.
Don't do it anon
>>35401285
I had a long distance gf for a while when I was a teenager.
We would be on msn messenger to each other for hours at a time, I have no idea how we talked so much and what we talked about.
Whenever we met up in person all we would do is get drunk and cuddle and make out and fuck and eat.
Good times.
My dad is going to kick me out. He's giving me two years to get my shit together and leave.
what do I do?
Eh, might as well keep NEETing for 2 more years than burn the house down and kill yourself.
Two years!? You've got plenty of time, might as well fire up the vidja
>look for a job
>look for a place to live
I don't care what excuse you have, you can easily find both of these in two fucking years.
let's have a thread on ideas to gain a couple of bucks for our fellows neets.
>>35400249
sell your soul for fun and profit
>seriously can someone tell me how to do this.
>>35400249
we should work as gigolo's
i think its the perfect job for robots
>>35400298
well, maybe gay gigolo since gays are not that picky.
What would your dad say if he knew you shitposted as hard as you do?
>>35400206
his a pretty chill guy
he most probably make some funny comment and get back to his work
>>35400206
>tfw Stannis will never rule the seven kingdoms
>>35400206
"call OP a faggot"
>2017
>drinking soda
>not drinking based water
>>35400129
right with you. it's not so nice at first if you're not used to it but it's very easy to get used to. it's about the only non-alcoholic drink I use apart from coffee and smoothies
I still struggle with my die but the one thing I did right before being a fatty was imprinted into my brain was trade juice for water.
>>35400129
I've managed to avoud soda in favor of flavored water for the most part. I only get soda when I'm out of water bottles and dont need to go to the grocery store.
Have you ever told a girl you browse 4chan?
What was her reaction?
"Whats that? XDdddd"
/r9k/ is pretty infamous as far as internet forums go. If you're obviously a virgin and they find out you browse 4chan I think they might get ideas.
The only girls I've ever told also browsed 4chan.
I see a lot of edgy sperglords in here bragging about how they don't feel empathy, are sociopaths/pyscopaths and whatever the fuck makes them feel superior to the others, so lets discuss the other side of the coin, super empathy:
>seeing homeless/poor people and spend hours time thinking about how they're hungry/lonely/sad/dirty regardless if they deserve it or not
>see people working miserable repetitive soul-crushing jobs and picturing how they probably wish they were dead rather than being tiny meaningless cogs in a machine that will replace them the instant they break
>read about sad and horrifying stories of war/crimes and think of how the victims suffered immensely for long periods of time in agony without any hope for rescue or relief and the realization that their God does not care about them
This fucking drains my energy, how do I stop giving a fuck and live spook-free life?
>>35399567
>This fucking drains my energy, how do I stop giving a fuck and live spook-free life?
Learn math or something. Play more video games. Focus on being efficient and taking in more information rather than dragging your feet and pondering every little insignificant thing. Your realizations aren't important. You think they're beautiful intuitions but you're so intellectually lazy that you basically let your emotions do your thinking for you.
Also, intelligence correlates with decreased empathy. So do things that make you smarter, not more of a pussy.
Expand the empathy to animals, insects, even grass and trees. Might force you to reconsider the arbitrary nature of your feelings.
Then again...
>went on a walk 1 hour ago, in yuropoor country
>random foreigner asks me if I know where some place is
>genuinely try to help but dont know where it is
>on the way back, can't stop thinking i should have invited him to my home so i could drive him there
And I'm one of these /pol/ types who believe unqualified immigration will ruin the western world. Fuck empathy.
>>35399642
Expand the empathy to women
they are the only one who are worthy of empathyjust kidding bro
>For example, I ran to Whole Foods once on my dinner break during a crazy work day. As I was standing at the hot bar in a daze, contemplating the Brussels sprouts, a guy came up alongside me and started talking to me. He was huge, must've been 6'4 and had these massive hands that went to work on the food. I didn't say much back, and soon we said goodbye as he headed for the salad bar.
>It wasn't until my walk back to work that I realized he was cute, genetically blessed and he had been flirting with me. I was so zoned out I hadn't realized it was happening, and now it was too late to go back and try to talk to him again. I spent the next several weeks spending entirely too much money at the hot bar hoping to see him again, but I never did.
>Whole Foods hot bar man, if you're out there, I still go once a week for the mac and cheese we bonded over. I'll be waiting for you by the salad bar.
This had over 300 upboats on the female forever alone sub on reddit. Why aren't you guys conquering these cute shy girls?
because I am not cute or genetically blessed
Cause im a gay lol
>>35399441
I wonder how big your hands must be for them to be "big hands".
I'm 6'4 but I'm not sure if my hands are overly big. Apparently that's an attractive feature. My hands are fairly thin, too.
>women can have it hard
>>35399269
first of all you've never touched a woman so don't assume you know if they can have it hard or not
Fuck that's gross. I can smell the vomit and cheap tequila on her breath through the webm.
>>35399281
I touched a fatty last week