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Because I know I cannot do certain things and I'm running away from them by pretending to not care about them

Apathy
I'll do stuff to the best of my abilities for someone else if they ask but I dont do shit for myself

I suffer from clinical depression and other disorders. I am drained. Go eat a dick.

>>35868028
Makes me feel like Mr Krabi got cucked by someone with a whale dick.

>tfw boner during the growth spurt episode

Annoyed, she's a generic Stacy character

With "all phoneposters should be hanged"

>>35868050
Sorry senpai I'm living in my car right now.

>>35867986
>drop
>dust body and hands off
>smell check clothes (females tend to leave girly smells)
>leave

I don't like soft ass shit

>>35867978
how would that be worth putting up with her shit and having no spending money because of her from then until i die?

>>35868040

I said a sweet gf. She would understand how to stay within spending budget.

>>35867978
hell no, but i'd probably be less miserable since basically the only things i desire in life are fun, and other people who can be super close with me and all that.

that, and sex.

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>tfw gonna have to "voluntarily " admit myself in psych ward in 30 days to not be homeless

>>35868348
you can do that? I should probably do that before I hurt someone

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>>35868348

>Not just busking for cash, using that money to buy tents/sleeping bag and then traveling

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>>35867941
>there are bots browsing /r9k/ right now who haven't heard of kawaii crab fly

>>35867941
T-thanks for the boner

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>>35867941

PLz im not gay

I just want a qt grill to cuddle and hold hands.

No because there is no such thing as an unlovable female. Beat it roastie.

>>35867940
isn't that what lolcow is

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reddit com r niceguys

not original at all, lol!

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>>35867929
I remember when /ic/ had graffiti threads and people would post swastikas and pepes tagged onto the back of local shops and fences.

>ITT: edgy teens

nothing to see here

My brother got arrested for this and was on house arrest for a year. But no I've never done it myself.

Get something relevant to your interests and not something that's teen novel-tier

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That book sounds gay. Pic related is a superior robook.

reading is a skill, start with a comfy book like the hobbit, then edgy teen novels like catcher in the rye then read something that interests you like >>35867955 suggests then read famous books, put a little effort into figuring out why people love them so much but don't be a phony and pretend to like them if you don't, it is ok if you don't, no one cares, you read for yourself

>>35867892
I dont think I could stand living on the same street as someone like that.

she looks like a pain in the ass to even small talk to

if you can fuck her within 30 mins max that's all she's good for

>>35867892
that anthem yikes

other than that she looks like a standard meme thot

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>>35867852
>28
>No college degree (community college dropout)
>Job working from home doing a form of semi-skilled design work
>Have gf but she makes more money than I do
>Don't do anything with my money so just have $57,000 sitting in my bank
>No debt or anything but not much to show for myself
>Shitty 2001 model GM car with 180k miles on it
>Healthy weight but king manlet (5'9)
>My mom is like an overgrown child and can't take care of herself, I want to cut her from my life but I don't have the heart to do it
>Did drugs and fought violently with a string of boyfriends when I was growing up (Age 5 to 18)
>Has little skills and never saved for retirement or anything, nor does she own any assets
>I am pretty sure I have some kind of PTSD because I lock up and freeze and get overwhelming anxiety any time I overhear a heated argument
>Have almost no friends anymore, no idea how someone in late 20's is supposed to make friends these days

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>>35867852
26yr old NEET here, never had a real job. Trying to enlist in the Air Force, turns out its a pain in the goddamn ass. I should've done this when we were actually at war and they were taking rapists and murderers

>>35867852

>26 year old here
>no job currently
>in community college (again) but probably dropping out after semester ends
>want to move away from mom's house so I might get a certification in some entry level medical job like assisting
>no money saved, only $500 from students loans left
>I want to move somewhere cold because I hate the desert

Every day is suffering, doesn't help I don't know how to get a gf

>>35867838
i wouldn't know but i would love to find out

Sociopathic girls keep to themselves and usually seek out chads, autistic girls will settle for anyone if they feel like they don't fit in. But if they pass as Normal they usually become apathetic roasties who are self aware about what they are doing and just don't care. T. Sperg who has dated both

autistic girls can be as sweet as pie but very timmid

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Yeah, I have. They also shill their subscription "Red" service more than ever.

Gotta steal your music m8. It's the only way not to get jewd.

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>Not using adblock
>Not downloading all your music

>>35868078
>not using ublock origin instead of "pay to pass through" aka adblock

oh you tech tard

The matrix, Lain and Kojima warned us.

We never listened. It's now too late

my name is geoff

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At least there's plenty of grills posting lewd pictures of themselves for us to fap to.

Of course. We'll welcome you back when you fail

>>35867800
I don't know, I think I have a pretty decent chance.

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>>35867752
>falling for the gf meme
Fuck, so many of you are retarded