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"Good morning, Anon, you left the tele on last night when you went to sleep so I turned it off fer ya. Do you feel like going out for breakfast?"
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WHO ARE YOU!?!?!
oreogano
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>>34817857
>tele
>te
>le
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>>34817857
Guess I'm still dreaming
Ask someone who has had sex anything.
Pic related.
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A part of me was hoping this wouldn't be an original post.
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Never been with an asian girl before
How would you rate the experience?
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>>34817696
How much did you originally pay for it?
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>All I want is to make a post on /a/ which reaches 500 replies
>I can't, even my baitposting fails
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haha sucks man
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>>34817660
Just make a fucking kirino thread. It may take a few days, but there's a 90% chance it will hit 500 replies
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>>34817660
It's because you tried to just be yourself. If you do it like Normies, you'll fail like them.
Use simple and rational steps to achieve your goal:
> go in the Archives, make a list of threads reaching 500 replies
> find a common denominator or recurring patterns
> create a thread with a catching picture and a text containing all the buzzwords above
> Make sure to ask something personnal in the OP, people will answer to talk about them without reading any of the other answers
That's it. It may require some twicking but it's entirely in your reach.
If you choose to ignore the above and go the Trolling route, here's an alternative advice:
> Which one is the best at deconstructing its own genre, Evangelion or Watchmen?
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Are there any cons to being mean/verbally abusive to women in your daily life? Like just calling women cunts, telling them to go fuck themselves if they're being annoying, etc. Basically the way you talk to women on here, but irl.
For one, after so many years of being treated like shit/ignored by them, it's cathartic as fuck.
Second, apparently girls like jerks anyway, so there's a small chance they'll find your abuse a turn on and become interested in you (small chance of this happening if you're ugly)
There's only one con I can think of right now, and that's if they have a boyfriend and complain that some guy they know is bullying them, and he retaliates for them.
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Sometimes they look sad and it makes me feel bad
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>>34817622
I see no cons to calling out an annoying cunt. Even if you're saying it like the way you did here.
When they pushed you, you push back twice harder.
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>>34817643
Why should you feel bad? They've made you feel bad your entire life.
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Men make up less than 50% of the population but are responsible for 90.5% of murders.
Men make up less than 50% of the population, but are responsible for 80% of arrests for most crime.
Men make up less than 50% of the population, but are responsible for 88% of violent crime and 95% of new court commitments for violent offenses.
Men make up less than 50% of the population, but are nine times more likely to be incarcerated.
Men make up less than 50% of the population, but are responsible for 85% of domestic violence cases.
It's not that I hate men, but facts are facts. Men just didn't evolve to be capable of higher thinking like women did. They evolved to be violent and hunt mammoths. Now that's not their fault, but we have to say no to political correctness and admit once and for all men are unfit for modern society. I'm not sexist, I'm a gender realist.
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Women don't have to compete with anyone, they get everything handed to them by men.
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>>34817457
Unless you specify the percentage of things that women do more than men.
I'll take it as men are the ones who DO things, women are the ones who sit down on their asses all day.
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>>34817501
yea but uhh men do uhh bad stuff so yea they're like bad.
Will i be alright if i genuinely try heroin once?
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It won't be once. Believe me.
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are you fucking retarded?
Seriously, how many times do you need to see/hear about heroin junkies to get it through your head that heroin isn't to be fucked with?
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>>34817430
Sometimes people just need to learn on their own
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Did he follow any of the advice given to him on here?
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>>34817412
Yeah he had the ebin buzzcut that is always suggested here
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>>34817412
>that jawline and high facial with to height ratio
Why did this Chadbot do it? Was he a manlet or something?
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>>34817484
Bald and the face ratio should be low to be a chad
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These stats are from pre-Tinder.
Are there still female NEET around?
I want to fuck a petite while having a Panel de Pon VS.
will pay 100 usd
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>>34817351
What fucking stats?
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That doesn't look like stats to me, anon. I would know, I'm an expert in stats.
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>>34817379
sorry was focused on the butt forgot stats
here goes the stats
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Which hole is yours anon?
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Me: Mighty hole. wooooo!
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>>34817310
King size
6.5 inch girth
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>>34817310
King Size with a bit of room I reckon. Average looks too small for mine to fit through. Girth is all I have.
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How do you guys deal with knowing your oneitis is a whore? I'm genuinely at a loss.
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>>34817243
If you didn't already now that you must be naive or underage
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>>34817243
At least you dont have a gf that is a literal whore
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>>34817243
No, she's a pure Christian virgin
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If /r9k/ was a political party, wich one it would be ?
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>>34817239
The National Socialist German Workers' Party
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>>34817239
One with no seats in power because we wouldn't go out to campaign
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>>34817239
alt-right 2bh.
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>Honey, what should we do about anon? He needs to do something with his life and not be cooped up in his room all day.
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The road to social recovery can take as long as 2 years.
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>>34817211
>tfw no gf to rescue and motivate me to be something relevant
Life is suffering.
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>>34817227
fuck off it took me nearly a decade
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I'm just now realizing how much 4chan changed me for what seems to be the worse.
Everything is accustomed to this website now.
My sense of humor, opinions, view on things, etc.
I'm not myself anymore, and I haven't been for a very long time. I will never be able to relate or like a girl unless she is a fembot.
I'm alot more self aware but, I don't know.
Share ides and comments I guess.
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>>34817196
It changed me too
I used to be an excellent student and even if I was an autist that was my thing, now I just exist and dont study anymore because the robot streotype is a NEET and so I can identity myself better with bots now
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norie get out
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Yes 4chan hollows you out and makes you a uniform drone but I'm still a wiser probably more likeable person like this.
I was a completely delusional lefty tard before.
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Holy fuck i'm so afraid
in my country there is in every school on valentines day this shit:one day before valentine day you had to pay 1Euro and then write a name of a person on a list (anonymously), then on valentines day all the persons who are on the list get a rose, but its anonym so nobody knows who you got the rose from.
only stacys and chads get a ton of roses obviously, but heres the worst part: in my old school some edgy kids bought a rose for the biggest looser in class, but i was pretty lucky and never got a "fake" rose from the edgy kids, it was always pretty funny when the looser got a rose in front of the whole class. But now i'm in a new school with a ton of asshole chads n' stacys. I try not to get in trouble with the chads and always stay away from them, but they still make fun of me sometimes because >virgin/nogf.
and now my problem: i'm so fucking afraid of getting a rose in front of class, its so embarrassing, because no girl would buy me a rose and it would be obviously from chad to make fun of me and my lack of self esteem.
What should i do robots? i'm afraid to go to school, i don't want to get embarrassed in front of my whole class.
note: if i would not go to school i would get the rose the next day i would come back. Nobody can see the list, only some teachers, so i cant change or see it.
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I have a solution!
Just take the rose you faggot.
Who cares.
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>>34817122
>I need you help
Nice grammar, kid
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Underage B&
wHave some self respect you worthless faggot
HEY YOU. ANON. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH? YOU GOTTA TAKE CARE OF THEM!!!!! YOU ONLY GET ONE PAIR TO LOOK AFTER!!!!!!!
GRAB YOUR TOOTHBRUSH RIGHT NOW.
GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
ONCE IN THE MORNING, IN A CIRCULAR MOTION FOR 2 MINUTES AND AGAIN BEFORE BED.
FLOSS YOUR TEETH EVERY NIGHT BEFORE BED AND USE A HIGH FLUORIDE MOUTHWASH.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GO DO IT.
RIGHT.
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>34817107
Don't talk to me like that you filthy dog.
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>>34817120
GO DO IT ANON. RIGHT NOW.
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ANONS STOP IGNORING THIS THREAD.
I KNOW I CAN'T BUMP IT BUT PLEASE GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH. ITS IMPORTANT.