>have 1 inch dick unerect
>never use urinals because I think people might notice how small it is
>live with parents
>have to go to a store with my dad
>we go to the restroom
>he goes to the urinal, I go to the stall
>we finish and go to the sink to wash our hands
>"anon, you're 24, don't you think it's about time to man up and stop going to the stall to take a piss?"
>I start crying and run out of the store
>i try to get in the car
>the car alarm goes off
>then it hits me
>I don't have the keys
>I can't even drive either
>people start staring, eventually my dad comes out
>crying even harder now
>he gets in the car and doesn't say a word to me
>I manage to stop crying
>we drive home in silence
If you don't get anxiety in public restroooms, you are a normie and you need to get the fuck off of my board
How this make you feel human boy?
So you like boys even though you believe you're heterosexual. Well, would you ever consider being in a relationship with a pretty feminine boy?
I smoke a lot of weed but last night I smokes a normal 2 bowls (3 needed to get me super high normally) and I suddenly about 20 minutes of being decently baked I went into a heart attack and hallucination almost fainting mode even though my mind was completely sober I couldn't see because they were glassed over with some stained glass effect
anyone else ever had something like this?
I think that going to the doctor to check your heart would be a good idea.
I have smoked weed many times but only in parties not daily and only small quantities. The most rare things it has made to me is the classic "I can't stop to laugh and when I realize I can't stop I get tense" or one time that it blocks me and make me feel very insecure.
But drugs effects depend much of the personality and state of mind of the specific person who takes them. You can take for examle, MDMA and feel very happy and excited but another person can feel afraid of the effect and have a bad time.
>worlds biggest loser joins my discord
>ask who he is
>starts to beat around the bush and sperg out
talk about autism you experience
>Have Discord server
>It's reserved for people who can chill out and have a good time, and discuss stuff or play games together
>It's super relaxed and sort of exclusive.
>One of our biggest rules is "just chill out". Don't take games too seriously or get upset about stuff, and just keep a positive atmosphere
>This one dude on the server literally has ADHD
>Whenever we play games, he starts screaming and being loud. People usually just mute him
>Unironically thinks saying "nigger" every word is funny.
>Can't chill the fuck out in a server specifically devoted to just hanging out and talking.
>I'm a fucking retarded hippie
>everybody says /pol/fags are bad news
>nobody wants them on the board or the site
>people post hundreds of examples of them being niggers
>My fucking retarded posts, almost verbatim:
"Sure, some of them have problems, but it's due to their living conditions and other factors. Most of them are good people, but they've been forced to live alongside bad elements, which has negatively affected them. It's our fault for not accepting more of them and forcing them into spaces that radicalize them. We're simply reaping the fruits of our own intolerance."
>mfw I actually BELIEVED that shit
>mfw I posted this fucking airheaded garbage for months on end
>my fucking face when I actually started attending a /pol/sque and asking the Imeme what I could do to HELP THE FUCKING CAUSE OF IDEOLOGICAL DIVERSITY
>he puts me in touch with a couple of thugs and we get to work shitposting and intimidating the staff
>finally, the leadership relents and relaxes GR3, allows /pol/ posters to get /r9k/ visas with a relaxed (completely eliminated) vetting process
>this old weaboo who lives next door is sitting on the stoop, reading the 4chan Daily News and crying, and I don't understand why
>instant fucking flood of illiterate, violent animals
>start hearing about crimes, hentai threads getting burnt down, traps being raped
>I go to the Imeme and ask him what the hell, he laughs in my face and has these two 5'9" giants throw me out
>every fucking thread I go into I hear barbaric "kek" and "wew lad" gibberish
>maid cafe closes its doors, violent /pol/ teenagers set up a squat in the abandoned space
>janitors won't do shit, I tip them off and they say it's a "/pol/ relations matter"
>get directed to some fucking bureaucrat in /j/ who doesn't give a fuck
>meanwhile, the jans bend over backward to prosecute anything that looks like a "hate crime" against /pol/
>make threads about it, both deleted, almost get hauled in on the 4Chan Communications Act
lets originally see em robots
Since you all never leaver your basement, I would like to invite you along on the hike I did this afternoon. Life is just starting to return to the forest.
It was incredibly quiet today, good for collecting one's thoughts
I went for a run during the day for the first time in a long time
Was pretty enjoyable. Sunny outside, warm but not overwhelmingly hot. Grass & trees returning.
And then I got shin splints so I cant do anything for a week.
>and I just won!
where did it all go so very wrong
quick run down on (OP)'s pic related? thanks in advance
My mother wanted to go on an international trip with me and she decided on Japan. She's been asking me what I want to do. I would like to just wander around and sightsee but she prefers more structured things. This will be my first time outside of the US, so I'm a bit nervous about this.
Since Japan is popular among robots, do any of you have suggestions of what to do there?
>go to Burger King to get 20 chicken nuggets since they have a special
>order the food
>cashier asks me what sauce I want
>tell her I want BBQ
>they take like 15 to bring my order, apparently they had to cook it on the spot
>cool I guess, it's gonna be fresher
>girl asks me again when bagging my order what sauce I want
>tell her BBQ
>since I assume she put the right sauce in don't even check
>she put fucking HONEY MUSTARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING ROASTIES CAN'T EVEN PUT A SIMPLE SAUCE INSIDE AN ORDER REEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY ARE ROASTIES SO FUCKING STUPID? IF I WERE CHAD SHE WOULD HAVE PUT PUSSY JUICE SAUCE ALONG WITH WITH EXTRA BBQ!
I just wanted my BBQ sauce, man.
So, once again is Friday night and you are in your room browsing 4chan
What went wrong?
I think it was my mothers advice to just ask a girl out to prom.
I was a late bloomer, to be expected here
But my mom just kept saying "just ask a girl out, it cant be that bad"
Its hard to truly quantify the damage you can do to a man during his formative periods.
Because it sure as fuck didn't work out for me
I bought an infrared thermometer. My dick is 33.7 degrees Celsius.
That is all.
tfw the only girl you have ever loved was born with roses in her eyes
>"Hey anon, why exactly did you pick me as your girlfriend? You do know that I'm an older women yet you picked me over the younger more fresh girls"
What would be your response?
God... When I was in highschool there was this creepy teacher that had the hits for me that looked exactly like this but she was flat chested. If she had big tits, I would have let her do whatever.