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So you like boys even though you believe you're heterosexual. Well, would you ever consider being in a relationship with a pretty feminine boy?
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I'd love to go on a date with a cute guy just to see if I could be attracted to him without the myspace angles.
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But you don't have a vagina for me to stick it in
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>>36455337
Yes, but mostly because I'm desperate to not be alone
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weed made me feel like I was going to die 2017-04-22 02:34:57 Post No.36455320
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weed made me feel like I was going to die
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I smoke a lot of weed but last night I smokes a normal 2 bowls (3 needed to get me super high normally) and I suddenly about 20 minutes of being decently baked I went into a heart attack and hallucination almost fainting mode even though my mind was completely sober I couldn't see because they were glassed over with some stained glass effect
anyone else ever had something like this?
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I think that going to the doctor to check your heart would be a good idea.
I have smoked weed many times but only in parties not daily and only small quantities. The most rare things it has made to me is the classic "I can't stop to laugh and when I realize I can't stop I get tense" or one time that it blocks me and make me feel very insecure.
But drugs effects depend much of the personality and state of mind of the specific person who takes them. You can take for examle, MDMA and feel very happy and excited but another person can feel afraid of the effect and have a bad time.
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Take an english class you fucking pothead, jesus christ.
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>>36455320
Just stop smoking weed
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>worlds biggest loser joins my discord
>ask who he is
>starts to beat around the bush and sperg out
>ban sperg
talk about autism you experience
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>>36455304
whats your server fagog
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>>36455304
>Have Discord server
>It's reserved for people who can chill out and have a good time, and discuss stuff or play games together
>It's super relaxed and sort of exclusive.
>One of our biggest rules is "just chill out". Don't take games too seriously or get upset about stuff, and just keep a positive atmosphere
>This one dude on the server literally has ADHD
>Whenever we play games, he starts screaming and being loud. People usually just mute him
>Unironically thinks saying "nigger" every word is funny.
>Can't chill the fuck out in a server specifically devoted to just hanging out and talking.
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>>36455657
Don't be a bully.
He's just trying to amuse you. :(
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YOU WERE FUCKING RIGHT. YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT. I'M SORRY. SHOOT ME. 2017-04-22 02:32:54 Post No.36455271
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YOU WERE FUCKING RIGHT. YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT. I'M SORRY. SHOOT ME. 2017-04-22 02:32:54 Post No.36455271
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YOU WERE FUCKING RIGHT. YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT. I'M SORRY. SHOOT ME.
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GODDAMN IT
>I'm a fucking retarded hippie
>everybody says /pol/fags are bad news
>nobody wants them on the board or the site
>people post hundreds of examples of them being niggers
>My fucking retarded posts, almost verbatim:
"Sure, some of them have problems, but it's due to their living conditions and other factors. Most of them are good people, but they've been forced to live alongside bad elements, which has negatively affected them. It's our fault for not accepting more of them and forcing them into spaces that radicalize them. We're simply reaping the fruits of our own intolerance."
>mfw I actually BELIEVED that shit
>mfw I posted this fucking airheaded garbage for months on end
>my fucking face when I actually started attending a /pol/sque and asking the Imeme what I could do to HELP THE FUCKING CAUSE OF IDEOLOGICAL DIVERSITY
>he puts me in touch with a couple of thugs and we get to work shitposting and intimidating the staff
>finally, the leadership relents and relaxes GR3, allows /pol/ posters to get /r9k/ visas with a relaxed (completely eliminated) vetting process
>this old weaboo who lives next door is sitting on the stoop, reading the 4chan Daily News and crying, and I don't understand why
>instant fucking flood of illiterate, violent animals
>start hearing about crimes, hentai threads getting burnt down, traps being raped
>I go to the Imeme and ask him what the hell, he laughs in my face and has these two 5'9" giants throw me out
>every fucking thread I go into I hear barbaric "kek" and "wew lad" gibberish
>maid cafe closes its doors, violent /pol/ teenagers set up a squat in the abandoned space
>janitors won't do shit, I tip them off and they say it's a "/pol/ relations matter"
>get directed to some fucking bureaucrat in /j/ who doesn't give a fuck
>meanwhile, the jans bend over backward to prosecute anything that looks like a "hate crime" against /pol/
>make threads about it, both deleted, almost get hauled in on the 4Chan Communications Act
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terrible post
i guess you thought this was funny or something but its not.
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>>36455325
GO BACK TO YOUR OWN BOARD YOU PIECE OF SHIT
GET OUT
GET OUT
I WISH I COULD SHOOT YOU
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>>36455357
i guarantee i've been posting on this board longer than you've known about 4chan you dumb faggot.
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lets originally see em robots
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>>36455259
You could start by posting your own.
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>>36455259
>believes he's intelligent
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>ive worn cargo shorts, not a fedora or trench coat
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Since you all never leaver your basement, I would like to invite you along on the hike I did this afternoon. Life is just starting to return to the forest.
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>>36455256
It was incredibly quiet today, good for collecting one's thoughts
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As we going for a bear picnic or are we going to visit the fairies?
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I went for a run during the day for the first time in a long time
Was pretty enjoyable. Sunny outside, warm but not overwhelmingly hot. Grass & trees returning.
And then I got shin splints so I cant do anything for a week.
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>and I just won!
where did it all go so very wrong
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>>36455245
>where did it all go so very wrong
It was over from the start. He had no chance.
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>>36455245
quick run down on (OP)'s pic related? thanks in advance
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>>36455431
This pic should explain it all
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My mother wanted to go on an international trip with me and she decided on Japan. She's been asking me what I want to do. I would like to just wander around and sightsee but she prefers more structured things. This will be my first time outside of the US, so I'm a bit nervous about this.
Since Japan is popular among robots, do any of you have suggestions of what to do there?
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>>36455214
tokyo tower, skytree
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Try asking the international board >>>/int/
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>>36455214
go to any small village and stay at a traditional inn. They serve the best breakfasts, and it's a completely different experience to the busy metro areas.
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>go to Burger King to get 20 chicken nuggets since they have a special
>order the food
>cashier asks me what sauce I want
>tell her I want BBQ
>they take like 15 to bring my order, apparently they had to cook it on the spot
>cool I guess, it's gonna be fresher
>girl asks me again when bagging my order what sauce I want
>tell her BBQ
>since I assume she put the right sauce in don't even check
>get home
>she put fucking HONEY MUSTARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING ROASTIES CAN'T EVEN PUT A SIMPLE SAUCE INSIDE AN ORDER REEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY ARE ROASTIES SO FUCKING STUPID? IF I WERE CHAD SHE WOULD HAVE PUT PUSSY JUICE SAUCE ALONG WITH WITH EXTRA BBQ!
I just wanted my BBQ sauce, man.
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>>36455115
Maybe you should be a chad LOL
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>>36455115
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. iktf
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god r9k sucks now
OP couldnt make it more obvious he's a cancerous 2014-era twat and i bet he thinks he's a 'real robot' or something. fucking pathetic.
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So, once again is Friday night and you are in your room browsing 4chan
What went wrong?
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I think it was my mothers advice to just ask a girl out to prom.
I was a late bloomer, to be expected here
But my mom just kept saying "just ask a girl out, it cant be that bad"
Its hard to truly quantify the damage you can do to a man during his formative periods.
Because it sure as fuck didn't work out for me
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>>36454967
Where I live its saturday morning so its not so bad. Then again I was on r9k friday night as well so it doesn't really matter
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>>36455060
Story time friend
original
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I bought an infrared thermometer. My dick is 33.7 degrees Celsius.
That is all.
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>>36454951
While erect?
There's so much more information that could be gathered man
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Whats the temperature of a vagina?
I wouldn't know
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>>36455058
Good point. Hold on.
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tfw the only girl you have ever loved was born with roses in her eyes
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AND IN MY DREAMS YOU'RE ALIVE AND YOU'RE CRYING
jesus krist love u
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Surprising that that post is original..
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Holland, 1945 isn't even the best on that album.
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>"Hey anon, why exactly did you pick me as your girlfriend? You do know that I'm an older women yet you picked me over the younger more fresh girls"
What would be your response?
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Who the fuck are you dont talk to me
and then run away
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>>36454920
God... When I was in highschool there was this creepy teacher that had the hits for me that looked exactly like this but she was flat chested. If she had big tits, I would have let her do whatever.
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>>36454920
I wouldn't date an older woman as a girlfriend but I would fuck one.
Same reason I don't date fatties but I would fuck one
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Long Distance Relationships 2017-04-22 02:14:35 Post No.36454904
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Okay /r9k/, LDRs? Yay or nay?
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Do you love her?
If you do yes
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If you have any kind of relationship you dont belong here
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No.
For the love of god, fucking no.
I was in an LDR with a girl called Ashleigh Rose for four months. It was the best thing that happened to me, in the sense that she would impact my mental state so much that talking to her would make me go from apathetic to happy really quick.
I loved her so fucking much, and I didn't want to lose her. A few days ago, she decided we should stop talking, and said that she didn't trust me. She thought because I played videogames with other people when she was busy at work or with college, that I was being unfaithful to her in some way.
She thought I was too deadpan and distant in my emotions, and for that reason, didn't know when to believe me or not.
I wish I could have done things differently, but a part of me says she deserves someone better who can give her what she needs.
I love you, Rose. If you're reading this, I'm sorry.
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Stop fetishising women of color.
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you definitely don't have to worry about that, buddy
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>>36454901
No one even started
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Nigger "women" are ugly