Tfw when no farting gf
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>>37651015
Isn't that the same feel as
>tfw no gf
Since all girls fart and all
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>>37651674
No not really. It's more specific and better than simply no gf.
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what does r9k think of my poem? 2017-06-11 11:47:45 Post No.37651002
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what does r9k think of my poem?
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I heard of a fish who lives in a cave
He hasn't eyes for there is no light.
I heard of a man who lives in a cave
He has eyes but there is no light
I heard that light flashed into the cave
It vanished but left hope of a return
I heard of a man who lives in a cave
He has eyes but there is no light
I heard of a fish who lives in a cave
He hasn't eyes for there is no light.
How tragic
feel free to add your own poetry too. no judgement, only helpful critisism for everyone
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>You're doing great Anon, just keep breathing through your nose and remember to suppress your gag reflex!
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>Halo 3 is 10 years old
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>>37650972
THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOToriginally, of courseHEAL
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Next time you want to kiss a girl, remember where it's been.
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>>37650970
I never kissed a girl before.
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>mfw ex oneitis sent a pic of her sucking some guys dick
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yes i asked the girl i kissed if she brushed her teeth before she came there, a couples of months later. it's kind of why i'm a germ phobia
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>Post in thread
>Thread DIES
Who else /threadkiller/ here?
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>>37650903
Posting here so you don't feel like you killed this thread too.
To be honest sometimes it just happens that a thread will end when you get there, you were probably the last one to see it recently.
Think of it, you couldn't really say something that would phase 4chan into not wanting to reply, literally 4chan will reply to almost anything. Don't kick yourself because you think you ended a thread, it probably ended before/when you got there, and you had nothing to do with it.
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What are some pol-approved books? Plus, is pic-related any good or interesting? Considering picking up a copy
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Fuck off
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https://www.amazon.com/Should-Feminists-Kindle-Single-Vintage-ebook/dp/B00L0F01NK/
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>>37650885
Why post here ?? Goto lit or pol
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Is findom the most patrician fetish? I don't know what about having your wallet be completely dominated by a woman does to me, but nothing else can even come close to what findom does to me. Also no poorfag plebs allowed, you have to be rich to partake in findom.
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>>37650843
I'm lucky that my self-loathing isn't that powerful yet.
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>>37650875
You're just a jealous fag because you can't afford to do that and will never get a girl who will findom you.
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STOP NOT HITTING ON RANDOM GIRLS!
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I fucking love this guy. Hitting on random girls is the only way to get over your fear of rejection. He's obviously an autist and he still gets pussy.
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Do any robots blurt random words out when random intrusive thoughts or bad memories come to you? Whenever I think something I don't want to think I scream violent things to myself or tell myself I'm stupid. It happens when I'm alone and I can't control it.
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>>37650723
If something pisses me off yes.
Robots are terrible, awful people, worse than normies.Failed normies are almost always worse than robots though.
really makes me think
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Most people are failed normies.
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>>37650637
Most people by definition are normies. Being in the norm.
There are a lot of failed nomies though. They're the one who are bullies and sluts like the fat guy who hangs out with Chad only because he knows how to get weed and does gross things for attention at parties like he'll eat a candle or something. The manlet class clown who always gets rejected by girls. etc.
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mom found the smegma sculpture
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>>37650463
what was the sculpture of?
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marm struck the fuck farm
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>>37650463
>Zelda found the korok seed stain
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Stop looking at loli. It brainwashes decent young men into degenerate pedophiles.
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>>37650411
Fuck off Varg. Organical content.
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>>37650411
>Thinly veiled attempt at requesting Loli
Monitoring
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>That will be $500 plus tip.
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i've jacked off for about 8 hours in total in the last 3 days. my penis kind of hurts
how do i stop being so addicted to porn? i literally have nothing going for me right now, except for my looks
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are you cuming powder milk now?
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>>37650382
>except for my looks
stop masturbating for a second and you'll be motivated to work on your game.
game being sexual eligibility, and if you want to be sexually eligible you'll work on your career, attitude, physique, etc.
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>>37650465
you say you have looks, so you should already be at an advantage, at least compared to most of us.
also get off r9k