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>tfw be me 2 minutes ago.
>walking around kitchen mumbling and talking to myself.
>say "i hate normies" "i hate females" female roasties are disgusting" "i will kill them"
>walk into the mud room/ laundry room right next to the kitchen.
>mom is standing there and heard everything I was saying to myself
>"why do you hate females "anon"
>am shocked she was there a freeze up, "b-because they're mean, and ugly!
>"why do you say that anon"?
>sperg out and explain to her the 80/20 rule and Chads and stacy and that females my age are whores how tinder and social media has ruined dating Ect.
>"You need to be more open and stop having these evil thoughts"
>mom goes to bed.

REEEEEE fuck you roastie. Females will never understand our struggle. My mom was able to live in a nice 500k house at 29 just because she was female. And was a allowed to be a NEET aka "house wife" for years. Yes mom ,I do hate females.

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>have to stay up all night in order to start graveyard shift job tomorrow

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Summer is here. You know what that means!

It means that laptop users are unable to use their laptops due to laptops shutting down from overheating. It doesn't matter if they use a cooling pad. It doesn't matter if they clean out the dust in the fan. If they're not using their laptops in a well air-conditioned room then they can't do anything on their laptop other than look at text based stuff. They can't view youtube videos. They can't play music. The can't play games! Doing any of these things would cause their laptop to shut down!

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>goes out with parents and sister for dinner to celebrate mother's birthday and father's day
>sister gets mother and father gifts
>they accept the gifts mostly straight faced, but say how they appreciate the gifts
>I don't get them anything, cuz I don't really like giving or receiving gifts
>get home
>Mother asks "Why didn't you say happy birthday or father's day? This hurts us. We need to start looking into getting your emotions straightened out. I'm not saying this to make you feel guilty, but I just don't understand"

I get that saying it is the normal thing to do. I'm fine with the celebration of festivities and traditions. But why does the whole thing become ruined just because I don't outwardly say "Happy Birthday/Father's Day"? Would I have gotten a free pass if I had given them presents like my sister? Do I just randomly say it during dinner? Would they prefer I say it, even if I don't have much feeling/emotion behind it? I could have just not gone out to dinner with them.

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>things that we can't obtain are the most beautiful ones

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"How can he ever expect to please a woman when he's never practiced with his male friends?"

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>tfw most penises hang lower than sack

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>>37808949
Anything but retail

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Is the one on the right a girl(male) or a girl(female)??

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>be me
>be fathers day
>be sitting in normie church
>hear baby scream from a distance
>suddenly come to the realization that if a baby shits itself it will scream just as loudly as if it dismembered itself
>hmmm

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This site let's you print out pictures from your phone and mails them to your house. I have absolutely no use for that shit so give me 100 random stupid ass pictures I can have sent to me.

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So what the fuck happened here?

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>meet grill on PoF
>talk for a while
>she's a geek, reads a lot, total shut-in
>suspect she doesn't have a lot of friends because she's always talking about hanging out with her sister
>don't think she's a catfish, we talked for a long time and she was average looking at best
>both on the same page, looking for a relationship
>finally talk about meeting up
>find a nice cafe about halfway between us
>"so, when are you free?"
>sent over a week ago

On one hand my understanding of human interaction says that she's obviously done because she never responded. On the other I can't figure out why it was so sudden. She did't show any signs of disinterest such as short, one word responses and always kept her end of the conversation. I've been ghosted before by every other woman I've met on these sites, but after maybe a day and not weeks like this. How can you tell if a woman actually is interested or not ahead of time?

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Do you ever fantasized that being a bitch on R9K has caused two anons telling that you're retarded
And that those two anons then started talking with eachother and became friends
Then totally had best friend sex and hooked up

I think about that a lot.

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I saw a hot girl in public the other day and I went up and talked to her. I asked her out and we are going on a date this week.

What do I do now.