>tfw r9k finally came through and got you a gf and she's sleeping soundly next to you while you play vidya on a laptop
What's your excuse for not having an r9k gf yet, robots?
I'm 9 years old
there are no robots near me
How do i even find a robot gf?
>Tfw school switched to bagged milk in 2nd grade (like this but square)
>Tfw you could push the corners in and make them round
>Tfw I would borrow another kid's milk bag and put them on my chest and act like I had tits to tease the girls
>Tfw I would even stab the centers and squirt milk all over the place while all the boys laughed uncontrollably
Flash forward to today, I found some milk bags frozen in the break room freezer at my work. I took some out and thawed them then on the next break I did this and no one laughed. Some roastimus maximus even yelled at me for being "insensitive." Why the fuck do people have such shit senses of humor these days?
it's because you didn't squirt them with the milk
"professional" environments hate competency in things like productivity and humor. They only care about you being a obtusely brown-nosing faggot
i do dumb shit like this at my job and people laugh
dunno breh maybe your co workers are just shit or maybe you're an autist
why do i always do this
why do i always fuck up the nice things i have
whatever its too late
>>37617488
so you can lay awake at night in the future regretting your decisions and contemplating suicide
>>37617488
at least i got dubs
origar
>tfw no tubby bf
Haha thats me! Post dirty undies and see what happens.
CEBZ SHOW US YOUR BOYHOLE
>only friend I've ever kept for more than a year has been ghosting me for months
>lives on other side of the world
>friendship appears to be over until further notice
We were great friends Aden, if you still browse this board. Sure we've never spoken face to face, but you're a good guy. I guess I just wasn't destined to have companionship of any kind, even the most platonic.
I'm sorry for you famalam.
I'll be your friend, do you have discord?
>Be me, 24 KHV,
>Somehow meet qt through a friend from high school that *made it* and still associated with me
>Through a couple nights we actually talked, not too much spaghetti even though my autism was hitting me strong
>Finally she asked me to help her study (too autistic to initiate)
>we meet up at local hipster coffee bar, things seem good
>I actually nut up and ask to meet her again for drinks at local bar
>We get drinks, hang out for a couple hours
>Walk her to her ride, after which she initiated my first kiss
>DESU felt super awkward to me, didn't know what to do, but still loved it
>TFW after she rode away she never texted me again
>TFW my first kiss was so bad it drove me future wifey away
>TFW I want to kill myself
Hey /r9k/
how can I fix my sleep scheduled?
its fucking up my work/school, and relationships
i stay up on the internet way too late, get home from work then sleep till nighttime
now is a great example - i woke up at 11PM, and i will be up past 11Am
wat do
4CHAN STOP FUCKING DELETING THE WHOLE TEXT I'VE BEEN WRITING FOR THE LAST TEN MINUTES WHEN THERE'S A NON ASCII CHARACTER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37617220
i'm pretty sure that if you go back one page (i'm not a native speaker so i don't know how to properly explain this, you know press the arrow that is pointing to the left, the one that makes you go to the page you were before the one you're right now), and press "Post a Reply" or quote someone, all the text is still there.
>not writing his shitposts on notepad and saving them according to the appropriate board. Get your work flow up kiddo ;)
Not to brag but I saved this post on note pad 3 years ago.
>>37617318
DOESNT WORK EVERYTIME DIDNT WORK THIS TIME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw no gf getting fertilized by horse
For me, it's the avocado. the best fast food sandwich.
I made tostadas today with some help. My mom heated up the shells and beans and my sister made guacamole a few days ago. I got to put goat cheese and olives and guac and lettuce on em. It was delicious. I forgot to use fried spinach instead of lettuce, but oh well, it was still delicious.
For me, it's the chick fil a spicy chicken biscuit, the best fast food sandwich.
Avocados are not a sandwich they are a fruit you nigger
>>37618045
>being this much of a cheflet
>normie makes a degrading comment as he walks by me
>shout "fucking stupid normie loser" to him
>he turns around and starts walking back
>run away
>he turns back
>>37617133
>he turns back
That's when you switch run towards him and knock him to the ground. Keep running.
if you screech and dash at him at alarming speeds he'll probably be too perplexed to dodge a sucker punch
Who /skin problems/ here?
Share all skin problems that you have
>discoloration in places
>hyperpigmentation on cheeks
>nose freckles
>darker freckles throughout body
>moles on chest, back, arms and neck in the dozens.
>no acne but acne scars in various places
>other assorted blemishes
>random redness and irritation
WHY DIDNT I FUCKING WEAR SUNSCREEN EVERY DAY YEAR ROUND AS A KID!!!!!????
^if I could change one thing it would be this
My skin is real dark
>bacne
>constant ingrown hairs/boils
>started getting a few on my penis
>looks like an STD
>lots of scars
>had to get surgery for a cyst near my butt
Unironically have skin cancer on my face... I guess it doesn't really matter since I've never amounted to anything special.
The last time I was happy was when I was visiting my parents and heard about the Oroville Dam situation. I happened to see a news story on my phone as the story was escalating. Mentioned it without thinking much, but than the news of the evacuation order came through.
I spent the next week pouring over news about the Oroville Dam situation. I learned about its architecture and the local disputes involving it's upkeep. Now, I am but a husk of my former self. Nobody even cares about the dam or me, anymore.
I just realized I did the dumbest shit. The autism can only be explained via greentext.
>graduation party
>nervous as hell, hate attention
>guests pouring in
>do alright, have a quick chat with everyone
>talk to my cousin and her husband about my plans
>not really thinking about college, but I'm open to whatever the future holds
>cousin's husband goes, "Hey, ditching it always an option."
>for whatever reason, I completely forget what ditching means
>in context of conversation, I processed "ditching" as a career
>"Ditching?" I ask
>"Yeah."
>"Like... digging ditches?"
>husband is a smartass, nods
>cousin staring at me funny
>"Think about it."
>totally fucking lost, think my cousins are telling me to look at a future in digging ditches
>"I mean I guess that's always an option," I laugh
>get a pat on the back and weird glances as they go get food
Why am I so fucking dumb around people. I just now realized what actually happened and it's been like 6 hours.
>>37617030
Happens to the best of us my guy. Just act like they're the autistic ones for thinking you were serious.
>>37617030
What is ditching tho
>>37617204
2nding this, did he suggest OP should kill himself or something instead?
So my friend today DIS'd me, so I got really pissed so i broke his CORD, then he started yelling at me in pure rage, it was almost gibberish, it sounded like " b45Gf7R "
what the fuk was his problem ?
Do not post this. Go to >>>/soc/
>>37616958
bumperinoooooo aaaand its not original
>>37617137
Don't bump this >>>/soc/ thread.