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What are your emergency suicide prevention activities?
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drugs drugs drugs drugs sleep drugs drugs sleep
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Remember my cowardice.
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Writing a suicide note.
>Match girl on tinder
>no face pics, only body shots
>she texts me
>reveals she's a divorced asian mom in her 40s
>wants to get breakfast tomorrow morning to get to know each other
Push me to go through with this robots
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>>35684147
asian MILFS in your area? its more likely than you'd think
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Well hows the body?
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>>35684220
Tiny and slim.
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What are some movies that give you extreme feels?
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I faintly remember bridge to terabithia destroying me.
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>>35684125
>interstellar
I think it's stupid to be honest.
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>>35684214
your mom is stupid. there, you received an equally dumb response to your statement, happy?
>>35684125
Automata.
The Zero Theorem. i always post this in robot approved movies because it's about a hermit who rejects a prostitute who legit falls in love with him, but that's not really what it's about, it's a crazy ass movie.
The American. that movie gave me artsy feels, very beautiful movie, even the dialogue is beautiful.
buncha others but those are more recent.
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How long have you been lurking anon.
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>she gets more attractive as she gets older
2D is so superior.
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07 here. I was literally 12.
As time went on, usage became more frequent and my soul eventually became corrupted.
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Few years. I don't really keep track of things.
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>you will never impregnate a darkskin black woman with your white seed
I just wanna die.
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>>35683959
you could rape one
oreganoi
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>>35683959
Not even memeing here, their kids (if that's really his baby) have the potential to be 10/10 gorgeous.
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Its pain everyday
I will one day though
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Let's settle this. What's the cleanest best pleasure?
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Q tips in ear.
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Q tips in penis
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Q tips around ear penis
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What is the furthest you have gone with a girl?
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the furthest would probably be just talking
i've literally never had any kind of relationship with a girl
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>>35683895
i once looked at a girl for more than 20 sec
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i have not gone anywhere
Hello, do you have the original version of this pic?
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Bumpo anyone have it?pls respond
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>>35684005
its ur lucky day buddy boy
gondola is my spirit animal
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>>35684016
Have a gondola
Garfunkel or Oates
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So /r9k/, you are given a choice for a wife. Riki Lindhome (left), or Kate Micucci (right).
They are both musicians and comedians.
Riki's Pros:
>Okay tits but not big enough to fuck
>Nice smile and voice
>Dresses well and can help you pick clothes
>Not very SJW, will laugh at offensive jokes, but does care
>Can play guitar and will happily teach you if you want
>Doesn't cook but gets takeout and goes to restaurants frequently and pays for you
>Cleans the house occasionally but only about half the time
Riki's Cons:
>Always touring, home for 8 months a year
>Invites SJW female comedian friends over
>Only drinks champagne and wine
>Watch chick flicks with her frequently if you want sex
>Some arguments
Kate's Pros:
>Can draw really well, can teach you
>Qt face and hair
>Extremely nice and won't argue as much as Riki
>Will take you to comedy clubs
>Will teach you ukelele if you want
>Cleans frequently and good cook
>Home a little more than Riki, 9 1/2 months a year
Kate's Cons:
>Tits and ass are flat
>Nasally voice but you'll get used to it
>A little more SJW than Riki
>A little insecure
>Doesn't drink at all but smokes weed and will chill with you, not a con if you like weed
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I'd go for Micucci.
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Kate because riki reminds me of a down syndrome lisa kudrow
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Both of their tits are terrible
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>fap
>close 20 tabs
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>>35683795
You r out if control
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it's lookin that way for me too anon, i used to only close 1 tab and im up to 3 or 4 now
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>>35683941
>only up to 4 tapsFUCKING NORMIES REEEEE
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Daily reminder to follow your dreams...
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>>35683782
I am anon...l am...
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>>35683782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muNKZK5aSNQ
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ellipsis in this case implying "unless they're dumb and/or not worth the effort"
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wow's down... guess its time to fap for the rest of the night
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>>35683714
Maintinance right?
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>>35683714
If you do nofap you will become a normie.
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>>35683714
ugh. fuck this game. I bought game time for 90k after not playing for over a month. got bored after 20 minutes.
embrace the fap time.
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>meanwhile in /fit/
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>>35683690
what makes people think he is /their guy/?
from what I know he was a meanie to betas too
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>>35683708
he was the beta at first
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>>35683753
then he became a self absorbed chad
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>tfw oneitis says that he'll pat my head if I kill two guys for him
Should I go for it?
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Rape is less of an offense than double homicide.
Rape oneitis.
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>>35683680
I already know he's stronger than me. And I doubt he'll accept any food I can put sleeping pills in. But it's worth trying.
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>>35683724
>tfw no gf to drug you and kidnap you
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where can i sleep? I'm trying to kill 9 hours
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>>35683600
A trashcan. duh.
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>>35683600
You can sleep in my bed big boy
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Who /nosleep/ here? Going on 38 hours here.