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How many people do you remain in contact with from school? What do they do now?
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I have a kikebook account but never bothered using it. One day I got an email saying I was invited to a group of people from my graduating class.

They all turned into white trash fat junkies.
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>>36818573
I had more than a dozen when I graduated in 2012, now I only have one, and she's from uni and I feel like I'm about to lose her too.
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>>36818573
About 8, sometimes I go on facebook and purge people I don't want. Down from over 200 to about 20.

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What stops you from committing suicide?
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>>36818545
Hope
Origjaky
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>>36818545
Family.
And that's about it maybe when my mother dies i will shot myself.
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>>36818545
Proving other people wrong

So why do you want to kill yourself?
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I don't. I just generally think dying would be easier than to keep trying and that turns into the active wish of wanting to die whenever things are going badly, or I'm feeling like shit.
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Cause I get a deep sense of dread from just existing
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Because the cascade effect of having fallen behind developmentally in childhood has created a gap between me and my age group that has been increasing since age 5 and has been a constant source of frustration and missed chances.

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is there a more /r9k/ character in literature than this?
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>>36818460
There's a Swedish book about a NEET autist who browses flashback (our internet forum, like /pol/ and bluelight mixed together) and has "racist" opinions and eventually marries a Thai girl.
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>>36818460
Yes there is. His name is Holden Caulfield.
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>>36818798
Came to say this. Only difference is he learns a lesson, kind of.

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Contribute and make friends with like-minded robots near you! Have fun!

Link:
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2492107
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Some of these joke ones are great
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>>36818437
There is only 1 nigga that lives within walking distance from me, and they have literally no information except "Basildon, United Kingdom". What's even the point.
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>>36818437
>Guy in Napa "message me idk"
>Doesn't put any damn info
>Mfw

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>tfw you have a 200 word essay for tomorrow
yes I know it's sunday but the reverend wants to see it right after the service
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Is a week long enough to properly do a 1500 word essay?

Asking for a friend.
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>teacher asks me how much time do I need for my clay volcano model
>I say that two weeks should be enough
>you have two hours
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>one letter paper due by the heat death of the universe

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Why you only play as female characters in video games?
Why you self insert as the girl when watching porn?
Why you reply with cute anime character pictures?

Is there something you want to tell us, anon?
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>>36818429
>Why you only play as female characters in video games?
Because I like to look at them
>Why you self insert as the girl when watching porn?
I dont, I just like to look at them
>Why you reply with cute anime character pictures?
Because I like to look at them
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>>36818429
>Why you only play as female characters in video games?
Because I like female aesthetics.
>Why you self insert as the girl when watching porn?
I don't.
>Why you reply with cute anime character pictures?
because they are, like you said yourself, cute. And I want others to see them.
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I wish to be the girl

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KHVs would you fuck her?
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I'd have to get to know her first.
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>>36818353
>damn look at those toes
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>>36818319
Yes. I'd get her on a diet plan, too. Once she loved me, she'd do anything I wanted. She's way too fat right now, but at around 200lb she wouldn't be too bad.

Why....why is living on a god forsake ROCK in the middle of nowhere in the fucking universe so fucking hard.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL, why DO I HAVE TO WORK TO GET SHIT ON THIS DAMN PLANET

Why the fuck do people get turned down when in love with someone, why the fuck do we WASTE YEARS

FUCKING. YEEEEEEARS OF OUR LIFE FOLLOWING THE SAME BULLSHIT DAY IN AND OUT.

What the fuck is the point of all this hardship and stress life has for US.

WHY THE FUCK IS LIVING SO HARD WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO SUFFER.

You know the funny part is, people actually defend this shit. Its OK for the rich to be rich and everyone else struggling to get by. ITS OK someone was born rich or well off while you were born with not even a pot to piss in.

ALL THIS SHIT IS OK. I NEVER FUCKING UNDERSTOOD HOW THIS GOD DAMN ROCK AND THIS SOCIETY WORKS.

ITS ALL BACKWARDSS
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>be me last night
>22 year old server fag
>not terrible with ladies, but no chad
>couple comes in and order desert
>both solid 9/10
>nohomotho
>looking at each other like they only have eyes for the person across the table
>cutest shit
>they leave to pay and the restaurant is pretty dead
>i sit where the bro was and start counting my tips
>feelsgoodman
>look up and stair at the empty seat where his girl sat
>the seat still warm from his body
>tfw i could almost feel what it felt like to be him
>i could pretend like i wasn't alone
>mfw i will never have a woman look into my eyes like they're the only ones that matter
>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCpA6rgvb7Q

Here's the secret to life and the universe.

It's funny that it's right here and you might not even give it a look, so just in the case that I'm right and it is what I say it is I'd give it a look if I where you.
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>>36818296
If you want a better world, you'll have to fight for it, comrade.

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I have just pan-fried a small duck. What are you eating tonight, fellow robots?
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>>36818199
Good job burning it, dumbass. What, too impatient too cook on the correct heat level? Dumb fatty hunger made you rush it so you could hurry up and stuff it down your throat? Enjoy your charcoal, shithead.
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>>36818199
Why did you burn it? Why not roast it? How dry is the meat?
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>>36818271
There's a good chance it's raw on the inside, kek.

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A friend has suggested to me smoking weed, he told me that if I don't mix it with tobacco it wouldn't be addictive.

I don't know shit about weed, how to use it ?
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It makes you insane and gay. Please stay away from that shit
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>mix with tobacco

I don't recommend this. You'll just get addicted to cigarettes and they're infinitely worse than weed.

Just get some bud from your friend and smoke it with him or by yourself and play video games.
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>>36818126
do your own fucking research you lazy shit fuck me

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>Try to cut off female bodybulder porn completely.
>Manage to fap to vanilla porn exclusively for a while.
>NormeHub tempting me constantly.

Whyyyy??
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Nobody else care about this relatable issue?
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Personally, I find it hard to find vids of muscular girls getting fucked. All they do is pose as if they're still competing.
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>>36818115
Clear cookies and LocalStorage, use incognito or /gif/ next time.

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If euthanasia was made legal in your country, would you actually do it?

Is there anybody else who'd do it without second thought and with a smile on their faces? I sure would.

I legitimately lost all hope.
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>>36817901
You sound like a faggot thre is your you
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i'd already be gone i'd be the first out the fucking door, but it's not gonna happen
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>>36817942
We should organise a trip to Switzerland. They have suicide tourism. It's just retardely expensive.

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>browse /r9k/ for years

>start to hate women

>start fapping to traps

>this goes on for years

>try to fap to women again

>dick doesnt even get fully erect

>have to think about gay shit to even reach orgasm

not sure how to feel

i mean, i never wanted a wife or children. at least now i dont have to deal with women and their crazy bullshit, don't have to worry about getting cucked, dont have to worry about alimony, child support, or getting cucked by tyrone
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the trap ride never ends

too bad most of them are ugly as shit IRL
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This is the path to God, OP.
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ive also noticed that most of my real life acquaintances end up hating their girlfriends after about a year or so

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Post em https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ_WVsP9RkE

you don't need other people to drive away your loneliness
you just need to find a way to talk to it
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>>36817832
I want to fuk panda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3ux53bbVXs
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Nothing more depressing then the painful kiss of bittersweet music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_-cUdmdWgU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EzeW5KoPUI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppF8toTPRx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmKYtm731m4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa9mDu2jk9U


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