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I don't. I just generally think dying would be easier than to keep trying and that turns into the active wish of wanting to die whenever things are going badly, or I'm feeling like shit.

Cause I get a deep sense of dread from just existing

Because the cascade effect of having fallen behind developmentally in childhood has created a gap between me and my age group that has been increasing since age 5 and has been a constant source of frustration and missed chances.

>>36818460
There's a Swedish book about a NEET autist who browses flashback (our internet forum, like /pol/ and bluelight mixed together) and has "racist" opinions and eventually marries a Thai girl.

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>>36818460
Yes there is. His name is Holden Caulfield.

>>36818798
Came to say this. Only difference is he learns a lesson, kind of.

Some of these joke ones are great

>>36818437
There is only 1 nigga that lives within walking distance from me, and they have literally no information except "Basildon, United Kingdom". What's even the point.

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>>36818437
>Guy in Napa "message me idk"
>Doesn't put any damn info
>Mfw

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Is a week long enough to properly do a 1500 word essay?

Asking for a friend.

>teacher asks me how much time do I need for my clay volcano model
>I say that two weeks should be enough
>you have two hours

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>one letter paper due by the heat death of the universe

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>>36818429
>Why you only play as female characters in video games?
Because I like to look at them
>Why you self insert as the girl when watching porn?
I dont, I just like to look at them
>Why you reply with cute anime character pictures?
Because I like to look at them

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>>36818429
>Why you only play as female characters in video games?
Because I like female aesthetics.
>Why you self insert as the girl when watching porn?
I don't.
>Why you reply with cute anime character pictures?
because they are, like you said yourself, cute. And I want others to see them.

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I wish to be the girl

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I'd have to get to know her first.

>>36818353
>damn look at those toes

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>>36818319
Yes. I'd get her on a diet plan, too. Once she loved me, she'd do anything I wanted. She's way too fat right now, but at around 200lb she wouldn't be too bad.

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>be me last night
>22 year old server fag
>not terrible with ladies, but no chad
>couple comes in and order desert
>both solid 9/10
>nohomotho
>looking at each other like they only have eyes for the person across the table
>cutest shit
>they leave to pay and the restaurant is pretty dead
>i sit where the bro was and start counting my tips
>feelsgoodman
>look up and stair at the empty seat where his girl sat
>the seat still warm from his body
>tfw i could almost feel what it felt like to be him
>i could pretend like i wasn't alone
>mfw i will never have a woman look into my eyes like they're the only ones that matter
>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCpA6rgvb7Q

Here's the secret to life and the universe.

It's funny that it's right here and you might not even give it a look, so just in the case that I'm right and it is what I say it is I'd give it a look if I where you.

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>>36818296
If you want a better world, you'll have to fight for it, comrade.

>>36818199
Good job burning it, dumbass. What, too impatient too cook on the correct heat level? Dumb fatty hunger made you rush it so you could hurry up and stuff it down your throat? Enjoy your charcoal, shithead.

>>36818199
Why did you burn it? Why not roast it? How dry is the meat?

>>36818271
There's a good chance it's raw on the inside, kek.

It makes you insane and gay. Please stay away from that shit

>mix with tobacco

I don't recommend this. You'll just get addicted to cigarettes and they're infinitely worse than weed.

Just get some bud from your friend and smoke it with him or by yourself and play video games.

>>36818126
do your own fucking research you lazy shit fuck me

Nobody else care about this relatable issue?

Personally, I find it hard to find vids of muscular girls getting fucked. All they do is pose as if they're still competing.

>>36818115
Clear cookies and LocalStorage, use incognito or /gif/ next time.

>>36817901
You sound like a faggot thre is your you

i'd already be gone i'd be the first out the fucking door, but it's not gonna happen

>>36817942
We should organise a trip to Switzerland. They have suicide tourism. It's just retardely expensive.

the trap ride never ends

too bad most of them are ugly as shit IRL

This is the path to God, OP.

ive also noticed that most of my real life acquaintances end up hating their girlfriends after about a year or so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ_WVsP9RkE

you don't need other people to drive away your loneliness
you just need to find a way to talk to it

>>36817832
I want to fuk panda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3ux53bbVXs

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Nothing more depressing then the painful kiss of bittersweet music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_-cUdmdWgU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EzeW5KoPUI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppF8toTPRx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmKYtm731m4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa9mDu2jk9U

>>36817825
You have very fat hands.

>>36817825
Because I do not wish to get cancer desu.

>>36817825
I don't think the nutritional value concurs with my dietary preferences. Too poor of a protein-calorie ratio to consume. I assume it doesn't have much for vitamins/nutrients either.

What you SHOULD have instead is some flavored kefir and black or blueberries mixed in a shake. Maybe some eggs, a cheese, or a light meat (like a turkey or tuna) for full satiety.

That's what I'm going to be having, and it's delicious.

Now thats a meme I've not heard in a long time

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>>36817960
>being this much of a casual
I see riffs on it pop up almost all the time
it's still a good one and hasn't been meme'd to death, though

>>36817781
I prefered DEA, he protects the law and loves minerals.