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What's your first love like 2017-06-14 11:50:22 Post No.37703081
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What's your first love like
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I'm almost 24 now and It's almost been 10 years since I last had a gf.
>be 14
>quite popular
>experienced 7 confessions from girls from different class/schools
>Only had my eyes on 1 girl
>girl had to move to a far place
>no contact for since phones were still not popular
>5 years pass and finally found her address/contact
>still madly in love with gurl
>found her on fb with her old dad and cute baby sister
>Found out it's not her dad but her 40 y/o
fat balding husband and her baby
My life is straight out of a hentai flick.I never been attracted to women ever since. What's your first love like?
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OP, listen to me. Fucking kill him. Save her while you can. Since she only has one child, it's safe to assume she's only mildly used goods. Take her and the baby as far away as you can.
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>>37703144
It's all too late , I already left the country for work reasons . I also seen her photos , it's like her soul has been sucked out from her. I don't care anymore , All I care about is making money and jacking off and probably find my self a young wife like that old fart who stole my girl when I reach 40s.
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>>37703214
femanon here. how much do you earn anon? ill be ur gf
I feel like I have something to do, but I don't know what. Anyone here know that feel?
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>>37703051
femanon here
I know that feel. like, sometimes I feel as though I should do something worth doing, but I never really know what it is I should be doing. like, do I really need to do something, or am i just having self doubt? being a femanon can be really hard sometimes, because everyone excepts you to be doing something. like, sometimes I just dont want to do anything. like i just want to sleep all day and not wear any make up or talk to guys on the internet. like, why am I expected to do any of that? like, it really gets to me sometimes.
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that's called anxiety
welcome to the club
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Every other day. I can never put my finger on it and i end up doing everything i have to do in 3 hours in the morning i even cooked dinner at 12pm one time
Does anyone eIse on here ever get vagina envy?
l'm not sure l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... lt just feels Iike biology and my body have betrayed me.
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source on this one pl0x?
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why do you keep reposting this shit, kid?
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>>37702871
www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph572ed240e007f
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Do women like it when they know you masturbate to them? Like sending them a video of you going at it?
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>>37702819
Only if you're Chad. Otherwise they'll think it's creepy.
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>>37702819
a chick i met on omegle sent me a bunch of lewd pictures and we did some roleplay after that. the next day i surprised her with a picture of me jerking off to one of the lewd pictures. she was horny af after that
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>>37702848
>used "after that" twice
fuck, i'm retarded
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would you rather be caught masturbating by your:
>dad..
>..mom..
>..sister..
>..oneitis?
you are fully nude just about to cum.
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>>37702695
why would I be nude to fap?
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>>37702717
It feels pretty good, man.
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>>37702695
sister so i can cum on her face
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first NEET experience 2017-06-14 11:13:33 Post No.37702694
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iv been a neet for 3 weeks now with almost 0 human interaction. this is absolutely awful, is the neet just a meme? do any of you actually neet? i haven't seen sun light in 3 weeks and its have been absolutely surreal
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>>37702694
going strong for 5 years now
you will get used to it
i actually really enjoyed first year or two
had all the time in the world for vidya and other shit
but it gets tough once nothing brings you joy anymore
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Have you actually read what the real NEETs post on here, not the normie memes? I haven't felt the sun on my skin in 7 years.
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>>37702694
I haven't had a job for 20 years. I don't have a licence or a car. I just stay in my room with the blinds closed.
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Normie genocide when? 2017-06-14 11:12:56 Post No.37702689
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>be me
>tfw lonely and miserable loser
>tfw a (((communist))) turbonormie sits next to me, not your typical chad
>tfw he's the most successful and popular student around, suspect he's a commie for the memes
>tfw qt crush starts talking to him, she almost never begins conversations with me
>hear him say "don't get the wrong ideas! this website is weird..."
>she giggles and asks something, while I never ever made her laugh
>normie continues: "here you got this, now here you got this...I'm on /b/ - random. All kinds of weird shit"
>realizes it's 4chan
>tfw got cucked by a turbonormie who uses 4chan
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>using 4chan
you're just as normie as him
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>>37702777
What kind of fucking answer is that?
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>>37702689
>>tfw lonely and miserable loser
That's the problem. You need to talk to her or you won't be getting anywhere.
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>it's been two months since i started to become more and more intrigued and infatuated by this barely legal looking jewish schoolgirl that i see every single day on my morning commute, we always sit in the same opposing seats
>i literally can't get her out of my head, her deep dark blue eyes, her eyebrows, her hair, the way she tries to sneak a look thinking i'm not trying to do the same, the way she's starting to throw me a little smile, her simple black pleated dress, her dark thights and her stan smiths
>all I can think about is taking her virginity
What do I do about this feel ? H-Help
>pic related what she looks like, except brown hair and blue eyes
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>>37702540
Definitely don't ever talk to her. Seriously though, ask >>>/adv/ We have no fucking idea how to interact with the opposite sex.
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>>37702540
Did she just get done blowing a cupcake?
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>>37702540
Why are you an antisemite OP
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This was Chad's view last night while you sat around complaining about your life on a Mongolian basket weaving website.
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>>37702411
Damn, that bitch on the left is FINE. I want to spunk in that semen demon.
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it probably was. And?
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>>37702411
I dont think I care enough about women to sit through all the half a pack of mikes hard lemonade screaming and "excitement" over a cup tits.
No im good.
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>He imagines himself as a member of the band he's listening to
>He imagines himself playing a venue in front of his friends
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>>37702288
stupid blonde is lucky i don't call her a horse within earshot
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>He imagines conversations between stock photo models
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>>37702318
o i didnt get it thanks who talk like that mmrritte?
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Hey, little wagie, where have you gone?
Hey, little wagie, what'dya do for fun?
Hey, little wagie, who's your Shekelstein?
Hey, little wagie, time for work.
Hey, little wagie, like clockwork.
It's a nice day to slave again
It's a nice day for a wage-cucking
It's a nice day to slave again
Hey, little wagie, time for a skills test.
Hey, little wagie, wanna do your best.
Hey, little wagie, 'valuation time.
Hey, little wagie, who's your Shekelstein?
Hey, little wagie, big crime
It's a nice day to slave again.
It's a nice day for a wage-cucking.
It's a nice day to slave again.
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Another NEET reporting in. Enjoy your commute wagecucks :^}
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>>37702211
And remember that the customer's always right, cagie-wagies.
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sllurrrppp
smack smack
siiiiiiippp
Oh, don't mind me I'm just finishing my coffee.
slluuuuuuuurrrrppp
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First time taking poppers.
What do?
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>>37702135
Fuck yourself in the butt
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>>37702135
Open it, hold one side of your nose closed and the poppers ~a cm beneath your other.
If the bottle is new ohnly inhale once. If its used already take two.
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Head down the local gay bar and invite them to take turns on your desusan
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I want to try cocaine but I don't know anybody. What should I do?
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>>37701981
Literally anything else
origanl
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>>37701981
do mdma instead, or mda. Cocaine is shit. You'll feel "sharper" for like 15 min and that's it.
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befriend local weedfag and go see his dealer
ask him about cocaine or whatever
i literally only 'socialize' to keep my drug connections alive
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general health but mostly /water/ 2017-06-14 09:55:58 Post No.37701958
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general health but mostly /water/
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2017-06-14 09:55:58
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How much water do you drink a day?I heard drinking about 8 glasses a day is good for weight loss and skin care, going to start doing that, only drank about 4 or 5 before that
Also do any of you guys do pull ups
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I love when /fa/ tries to give wellness advice. What the fuck is a glass? lol
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About 2-2,5l a day. I've recently picked up lifting (dumbbells only as of now). I was sort of a skeleton, so my goal is more to "Gain weight", rather than lose it. The only problem I have with my health right now is my belly, just disproportionate as fuck from all the weight I built up (basically focused on upper body and arms more than abs etc.).
I kind of find abs exercises annoying, but holy shit "Russian twist" is so far my all-time favourite abs workout.
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>>37701979
probably should've posted to /fit/ instead but you guys are my lads
usually a glass of water is 8 ounces
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Why aren't there more 160+ IQ guys who are open about their superiority?
Each one is at minimum worth 200 normal people, many through the compounding of their IQ could be worth millions of people...
Take this guy for example, he was openly 160+ IQ: Gary M. Heidnik
>At school, Heidnik did not interact with his fellow students, and refused to make eye contact
>When a well-meaning new female student asked, "Did you get the homework done, Gary?", he yelled at her and told her she was not "worthy enough" to talk to him
> Heidnik performed well academically and tested with an I.Q. of 148
>In 1975, Heidnik opened an account under the church's name with Merrill Lynch. The initial deposit was $1,500. Heidnik eventually amassed over $500,000 (US$ 1,092,440.80 in 2010).
>The marriage rapidly deteriorated after she found Heidnik in bed with three other women
>Heidnik forced his wife to watch while he had sex with other women
> accused him of repeatedly raping and assaulting her.
>examination revealed that she had been raped and sodomized and that she had contracted gonorrhea
>Heidnik abducted Josefina Rivera. By January 1987, he had five women held captive in the basement of his house at 3520 North Marshall Street in North Philadelphia.
The captives, who were all African-American women, were raped, beaten, and tortured.
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when you're so smart you just take everything by force.
he could've been a mobster in an earlier time.
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>Why aren't there more 160+ IQ guys who are open about their superiority?
Think you're better than everyone else because of a test is the trademark of an autist. If having an extremely high IQ meant that much most of them wouldn't be janitors. People respect leaders not social recluses who think they're above everyone.
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>>37701627
>US$ 1,092,440
>By January 1987, he had five women held captive in the basement of his house
wow, so he was not even wealthy and was a heinous criminal
remind me why i should look up to this """intelligent""" man