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>posting on r9k
>having a bloodline

Anon, I'm afraid to tell you this but you have autism.

>>35747300
i unironically have autism, no need to rub it in anon

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>>35747264
I masturbate daily and I think I need to start a nofap too

Porn doesnt do the trick anymore, its boring. Its hard to keep an hard on, my dick hurts when I fap.

On top of that Im starting to fap to some nasty porn, I dont want to fall for the trap porn meme

>>35747191
get all that shit

i literally got a smartphone because it was getting in my way of getting girls

Inevitably fail

>>35747233
but how do i make a social media account if i dont really have any friends...

>>35747178

Who cares? Why would I care what some other guy looks like?

>>35747197
For the same reason you bitch, whine and moan about being nature's social accident: stacey won't even look at you if you are not up to her standards.

>>35747341

Who cares? There's nothing effective I can do to change my height/face/race/dick.

>>35747110
it means they love anal, watersports and bestiality

They're trying to dismantle western civilization

>>35747110
it mean's they're fucking autistic and they need to be taken out by a supreme gentleman.

why are these sex-ed people always ugly?

>>35747108
My wife says her boyfriend uses XL.

Give us your smallest and I'll need 20.

Yeah fuckin roasties

>>35747025
yeah, you are one. pussy.

>>35747050
I've never heard a woman outside of porn say "pussy."

>>35746955
i really hate madoka.

>>35746979
I really love Madoka.

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Op if you're 5'8 or under you're easily gonna be able to pls men. These threads where cute boys post about how they're too tall or manly are killing me quite literally.

>>35746906
i need more information
whats your and your wifes ethnicity

>>35746960
Irrelevant to my grief and sorrow.

>>35747016
rip future elliot rodger
ye will be missed

That's why they're on the show faggot

>yfw the average 6/10 beta male from the 1980's would be considered a 9/10 today

>>35746938

James Franco and Christian Bale have weak chins but they're also famous so FUCK YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKING MONGOLOID

>but the show was in the 90s durr

No shit but even the beta dad character has a much stronger chin than I do FUCK

If it looks like a woman and you find her attractive it's not gay

If you find out it's a tranny and see the dick but continue being attracted you're a faggot in denial

>>35746875
I'm not straight and that sounds awesome. Youre not straight either you faggot

>>35746937
It still doesnt make him gay I mean whats the dif if he got sucked off by her and did/didnt know she had a penis? In the end his dick was only in her mouth and both outcomes he still came, pretty straight to me.

indoors probably your best bet. ((((they)))) have helicopters and thermal cameras to see ((((it)))) through thick cover. godspeed.

t. hillbillybot

Spacebucket friend!

I can't grow inside but I know they won't find them it'll be just 2 or 3 in each spot with too many trees to land or do anything

>>35746824
why do you hate the traps mr anon?

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Embrace it you faggot

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The only thing that can stop the feelings is a life of hard work and alcohol. And that'd just barely enough.

T. Hard working anon

>>35746821
anything is possible f'real

>>35746821
I don't think she's exceptionally attractive, but I still would like to make out with her.

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>>35746856
i like how slutty and confident she looks

I have family, but otherwise I'm in the same situation.

I don't know why I'm not suicidal. It's weird, intellectually it seems like a totally appropriate choice, but emotionally I can't bring myself to even seriously consider doing it.

>>35746841
the only thing stopping me is the lack of a mechanism.

>>35746908
That's sad to hear, although I'll say that it might be different once you have access to an easy way of doing it.

I have a gun and a loaded magazine sitting a few feet away from me, and despite my life being a living hell I've never found myself seriously tempted to use it. I used to have times when I seriously thought I was ready to kill myself if I had a gun, but now that I have one, I find myself thinking "well, the gun will still be there tomorrow if I still want to kill myself, no sense doing it right now" when I get close to those moods.

>>35746775
It's a less harsher/more normie way of saying that natural selection has failed humanity if it decides to keep putting more ugly virgins like you on this planet.

It's because it's a basic thing everyone should be able to do. Hell, it's basically the only reason why you were made to carry on genes.

If you can't even coerce someone into having sex with you then it shows that you're messed in the head.

You're a G E N E T I C A L L Y I N F E R I O R M A L E.

>>35746775
It's not about being laid. It's that you're repulsive and you can't get laid for a reason. Many reasons.