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>>36012690
i wan to fucking die

I'm only 22 and I am disrespecting your rules by posting here. How's that feel?

>>36012690
Had a job doing 13$/hour while taking care of ungrateful sexually abused and neglected adolescent girls, decided one day that my team was shitty so I got up and quit. Now I'm playing Xenoblade Chronicles 3d while working out and watching Maps of Meaning lectures in a city where I have 0 friends almost 400000 miles away from my home.

Bad news for you: not even androids will want your worthless ass. Their programming will cause them to run away from you into Chad's arms.

>>36012791
not if i program it

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>>36012651
sex bots capable of fully replacing women can't come soon enough

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>>36012607
both of those women look like trashy, washed out bimbos clinging onto beauty's last leg. like you can just see the awareness of their incipient midlife crises in their eyes.

kinda sad tbqh.

this is what real beauty looks like. i'd honestly cut off a hand to be with her.

>>36013228
>this is what real beauty looks like.
She's plan and I've made out with better.
At OPs sluts would probably fuck well.

>>36012607
You're this desperate to fuck old used up sluts who are inches away from hitting the wall? Sad, man...

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>convince myself that I've lost weight, even though my eating habits haven't changed in years
>gorge on sweets and fast food to reward myself for my imaginary weight loss

I am pathetic

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>>36012566

did all nighter

literally ate like 4000 calories of chocolate and crisps in a couple of hours while watching youtube videos
>about to go subway for two footlongs and 6 cookies.

Fuck

>>36012566
do you fags even smoke weed

Of course not, OP. It's totally normal.

Listening to Green Day reminds me of playing legos or micro machines in my room. Dookie was the first cd with the first cd player I had. I kinda like them for the nostalgia factor.

They were never good though

She either didn't like your breathe or genuinely thought you were ugly. I've had to do similar things to girls who wanted to kiss me, it's a lot easier to say I'm just not ready than it is to say "sorry but your profile was misleading and you are less attractive in person"
Better luck next time ?

>>36012453
had the same happen here senpai at least twice

roasties are dumb and retarded

>>36012537
Stupid roasties! They don't understand how great you are. How dare they not be sexually attracted to a fat smelly neckbeard!

I wish the very best for every robot nine thousand poster.
I bestow great days upon you all, brimming with splendorous joviality.
If you don't respond to this post your pet sloth will die a slow and painful death.

>>36012438
Kys, faggot.

Originamigami

>>36012438
*phwashink*
Heh, keep talkin and see where it gets you kiddo. I hear a whole lotta yapping but all I see is another mere insolent worm about to be crushed beneath my boot.

>>36012403
If you enjoy doing that or were using her for practice no anything else yes

>>36012403
just straight up fucking nasty.

They're there to do what you want sexually in exchange for money. If you want to do that (for pleasure or practice or w/e), it's not pathetic. If you don't want to do that, but somehow end up doing it, then that's pathetic.

>>36012378
that's nice, hun

>>36012378
>Back of the penis facing Marie's's clit in one panel
>Next panel has Marie fucking Double D cowgirl instead of riding him reverse cowgirl

I can't fap with these inconsistencies, anon.

>>36012378
>be a wagie
>wake up to work
>boss is 9/10 milf
>"raise my kids you cuck, ill cheat on you with Pablo"
>"o-ok mom" *cries in the corner*
>go to her place
>her children look at me with pity and disgust
>"h-hi kids, im your new daddy"
>kid looks at me and pats my shoulder
>"whatever you say buddy"
>start cleaning my milf wives house
>knock on the door
>"Ola mi amor!" *Pablo bursts in*
>"Ola Pablo, my you've grown!"
>"Si, my muscles ache how about a back massage?"
>"Anything for you Pablo"
>"... Who's this fool?"
>"Oh he is just Anon, don't mind him he is here to raise my kids for me"
>".. Why would you do that Pendejo? shes not gonna sleep with you"
>"hehe.. good one Pablo" *go hide behind a corner to cry*
>her kid brings me a juicebox to cheer me up
>"welcome to our life ""dad"" "
>curl up in a ball and fall asleep crying

>>36012309
>left - 16 year old girl
>right - 30 year old woman

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She aged like fucking milk

White women are disgusting

>>36013183
id rather age like milk than like harambe

>>36012307
sounds like a stupid, overly controlling bitch.

Kill the roastie whore

>>36012307
Well anime is a bit gay, isn't it

those glasses aint even THAT cool my man

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kakyoin is worst jojo

IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?

ZA WARUDO
MUDA MUDA MUD... TO BE CONTINUED

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>>36012250
What do you want to talk about anon? Are you worried about something?

>>36012250
did you do anything fun today? eat any good meals or watch anything cool on tv?

>>36012250
Just let it slide off your back like water.

You have the willpower to make this thread. Go pace around the room, use the bathroom, and eat something sweet.

>>36012243
this post is cancer. wtf. just blatant idiocy.

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>>36013371
It doesn't matter.

(original NEETzche)

>tfw im exactly what op described

i feel attacked

Feels good to be Yuropean in a country with legal brothels.

>>36012248
I'm a Europoor studying in America for a year and I'm fucking appalled at how much of a fucking step down it is over here. Jesus, how are these people even still in business? Is it just that Americans don't know how bad they have it? You don't even find out how much the girl costs: you just have to go over to her and pray she doesn't ask for everything in your wallet. It's a fucking joke.

>be on the phone with a prostitute
>she picks up
>"what?"
>"hey, would you be available for tonight?"
>"what time?"
>"I don't know. Whenever you're free."
>"What have you got for me?"
>"I'm sorry?"
>She makes an annoyed sound and hangs up
>I'm just stood there stunned at her lack of professionalism and etiquette

Fucking land of the free, ladies and gents.

>>36012297
Burgers don't know how bad they have it. They have been conditioned to think prostitutes are all dirty streetwalking crackwhores who are victims of human trafficking.