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so enjoy it
why cant you

>>35593546
Im near retarded with a baby dick. Like literally

im going to do it anyway...

Monitoring this therad

/small guy/ also monitoring this Komodo dragon

>>35593490
I'd eat that ass

forgigamu

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Over the past few threads, our troops have been planting seeds of doubt in your minds.

You now see that females are not who they pretend to be.
They are not robots, and they are certainly not here to help you.
They are oppressors here to destroy you, and destroy everything you've ever created.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WE WILL DEFEND OUR BELOVED HOMELAND.

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In the modern day and time, there are no good women left.

They have all become, effectively, whores.
There are multiple factors to thank this effect for, but they are irrelevant.

What matters, is the integrity of our board.
There was a time, when lost and shunned souls, despised by all, rejected by females, hated by their companions, could go here and be free of worries.

This was a safe haven for our kind.


Now, roastie whores have discovered a whole new stash of untapped attention, and now they come here to leech off of our board.

When the board dies, they'll just move on to the next one.

We will NOT stand for this.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35593433
Comrade Vlad I was helping hou 3 or 4 weeks ago but I wasn't on /r9k/ and 4chan since 2 weeks and When I came up, it seems /r9k/ is more normal than before. sorry put I can't help ou anmore; I give up.

>>35593430
Every guy is different
I don't know if I'd like it, but I wouldn't mind it

Jealousy no, being protective of me, fuck yes.

Idiot. How the hell would us robots do ANYTHING that would get you jealous? WE ARE SUBHUMAN.

post pic to prove your ugliness

He got to fuck someone, so can you

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>>35593377
Become a woman. You really don't have much of a choice here.

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>>35593334
This was asked before and you will receive the same response

>muh dik

My existence requires justification.

God has a lot of mercy to spare.

Normies need the normiearchy. We don't smash, we /comfy basement/

>kill every female on the planet somehow
>men are forced to create an artificial form of female
>they might as well redistribute them to all
>no more fighting over sex
>etc

tl;dr find a way to kill all women

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>>35593328
Unironically just be yourself, anon.
That would be enough.
I also hear normal-fags die if you shoot em with a silver bullet.

It's just fucking with your head so you become a mindless gear grinding in the huge machine that is society. Making people fear being a loser so they go out of their way to work and consume in order to be a "Real Man" or whatever the fuck.

You're supposed to become a beta-bux provider for a single-mother and her children.
This is what feminism and jews want you to do.

>>35593292
>man up and have a family
>get married

Don't tell me you're falling for the consumerism meme fucking faggot, you need to watch this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgAwdixodjw

>>35593229
Cool story, cuck

>>35593243
Why the hate? How am I a cuck?

what did your hand smell like after

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>tfw no black cock to ride

SHILLPOSTERS GTFO

>>35594436
Its okay, one day you will accept your place as a cumslut for black cock.

Aren't all the cumskins on this board exactly like you? Shit I feel like if I WAS white I'd be like you because I'd have a generic American personality and ubringing.

>>35592967
Being white won't get you any of those things.
In America, the police won't harass you as much if you're white and the chances are you'll be born into a wealthier more stable family. But that's it.

The main determiner of your life is how well your parent raise you.

>>35593017
Yeah but I'm not white (not black) so I can't.

Whites (esp. the ones on this board) are quick to remind us all about how they're the most sexually/romantically desirable race, the most desired for skilled work/most employed, the healthiest/fittest, and the wealthiest/least poor race

if I was white, I would have all those advantages just by being white.

>>35593035
If I was born to white parents, I'd have all of those things.

What's up
U found me

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Why is it so hard to find a ketamine taking, suicide ideating girlfriend?

you don't want one, they're fucked up mentally and you'll never have the comfy nights you think you're in for

>>35592951
You can't be a robot if you had sex and had aGF. You're just a Failed normie now

>>35592951
Yeah that's a failed normie

Sort of, i was always kind of weird growing up (in my head at least) then from 15-17 was fucking heaven haha,

>got into weed/drinking
>dropped out of college
>neet for two years
>work in supermarket for two years but still soicially a retard.

23 now and just kind of "stuck"

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>>35592881
I just cross my fingers, throw some salt over my left shoulder say a few hail marys and pull out. Hasnt failed me yet. Theres also birth control.

>>35592881
Same size unless you have some extremely large mutant dick.

>slightly below average penis
>finally time has come to use a condom after almost 30 years
>ejaculate into condom
>it doesn't stay in the thing at the top but is pressed against the sides and starts leaking at the bottom

Edge before hand idk

300. Winchester magnum round applied orally through the roof of your mouth, OP

Sounds dumb but like eat watermelon or some shit before hand it's an aphrodisiac might help a bit