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>>34663369
>tfw you're not a dicklet

feels pretty good

I'm very damn sensible there for some reason, to the point it actually hurts

>>34663399
Cute!

I'll be gentle ~

easy, make them work with a team of randomly assigned women for a month.
even women hate having to deal with other women.

>>34663327
they just suck and are inferior whats there to understand

That picture is hilarious
who's in the streets right now burning shit and attacking people?

>>34663319
why did you do this to yourself, op?

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>>34663319
>tfw mother's day card needs to be signed by May
>haven't even started yet

lemme guess
smart but lazy?

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first for the superb owl

>>34663325

That's not very surpeb anon

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>>34663360
fite me irl tory scum

>>34663282
90% of /r9k/ is racebait, traps and fembot thread nowadays, I fucking hate it

>>34663282
I filtered every damn word normies use.
Now i see the /r9k/ for what it was meant to be. A loser's board.
It's like there are two universes in this board and one is hiding the other (guess which one ?)

I remember when /r9k/ was first deleted there was that filter on /adv/ that's say "Keep your /r9k/ shit off /adv/".

God damn Moot was mad about /r9k/.

I eat my boogers.

>This is not an original post

Does thoumst need a bumpity?

>>34663287
Too close for comfort anon

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>>34663196
>having social media
>having friends

>>34663196


Why'd he email to tell you you failed?

>>34663196
Social media makes everything fine and dandy, and makes the viewer depressed because hes not having fun as the people in the pictures.

Its all garbage, even the failed test.

>>34663193

Is she female?

>>34663193
if your wife is pretty

Usually if you're molesting her

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>>34663137
>tfw to intelliegent to believe in the 3D meme

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>just under 6 inches

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>>34663137
You're far too optimistic, lad

> At least 6"4, 6" is manlet tier
> 8 inch dick MINIMUM, most won't settle for anything below 10 inch black snake
> Millionaire

If you don't have these things women will only have sex so they can use you to make Chad jealous

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You're making this up or it's all in your head, when I spot a beta when I'm serving them I just laugh at them behind their backs

>>34663159
We don't have tips here, so the staff isn't required to behave nicely for some extra shekels.

>>34663088

>tfw waitress at a bar
>tfw group of fat neckbeards walk in with their fadoras tipped
>have to push two tables together just so 4 of them have enough room
>greasiest one of the bunch orders
>c-can I please, um, if it's ok with y-you, milady, I mean MAY I have an alcoholic beverage... please?"
>spit it out already cringe lord
>"T-Thank you very much milady, maam"
>tfw creepy guy staring at me across the room while trying to look cool and edgy
>Can't tell if his hair or face is greasier
>regular customer walks in and orders a beer
>thankgod.gif
>greaser sees my look of relief and is now glaring at the regular
>doesn't even tip

>>34663068

In 7th grade I groped a girl in class I was ridiculously horny, like way unusually horny. I don't know if it was hormones out of control or what but I wound up going to juvie, didn't get expelled from school though. I've never done anything like that since and don't want to. I regret it very much and lost all my friends in middle school and never made any new ones since. Word about it went around school so all the girls were aware of what I've done so naturally they all avoided me like the plague. I'm a KHV cause of one stupid thing I did when I was 12. It doesn't matter if I do anything bad ever again no girl will give me a chance knowing about that. Where I live people are really strict about this stuff so if you fuck up even once sexually it's all over for life. I get smiles and whatnot from girls nowadays but I can't bring myself to pursue any of them cause I just assume it's out of pity and they don't actually like me. They only try to be nice to me cause I've managed to stay out of trouble since but I don't want it cause I know it's not genuine. I conditioned myself to no longer desire relationships anymore and I'm no longer depressed but I'll never recover a social life.

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I won't comfort my mother when she's sad. I don't know how to, I'm starved of interaction and bonds with people, I wouldn't know where to begin.
Deep inside I'm guilty, but I go back to what I'm doing or even get annoyed by her presence

I once blinded and cut off the fins of a fish and released it. I pray for forgiveness every time I remember, what the fuck was I thinking...

>>34663051
rest in peace, imouto

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>>34663051
This is an unfortunate thing to have happen.

>>34663051
How? X-Plane OP.

At least they ruined everything for themselves too.

>>34663036
I've thought about this before and totally agree.

>>34663170

No, they're getting everything they want.
It's their sons that end up suffering the most, from being raised by retarded single mothers.

I hate bwapoochie

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>>34663032

>tfw Shipman prescribes morphine in place of estrogen

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Finally a thread for straight people, just like me.

well he's already taller than her and she looks like a weeb so she prolly likes asians. OP = debubnked

>>34663030
white men cannot be robots at ALL only blacks can

>>34663030

prozd aside from being an sjw is actually a talented voice actor and has a fantastic sense of humor

if we couple that with a potentially big dick he checks off everywhere sans being white and fit.

his normal voice is also fantastic.