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Any and all feels and green texts accepted.
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>>38257483
>Constanza has multiple girlfriends a year
>has a car
>high paying job
>lives in New York
George lives a great life, fuck people like him who complain while they have a good life.
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I miss the feeling of waiting for someone nice. I used to have friends, and we used to gather at my place and play board games or watch anime or just drink tea and talk. And I remember how nervous and excited I was. How I waited for them to ring, literally sitting at the door. Now my friends are gone and I can:t experience it anymore.
>FUCKING BARBER PUSHED MY HAIRLINE BACK
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ya dun got nae nae'd
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https://youtu.be/sxmiGHaw1ag
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How cucked am I? I have a crush on a girl that is a lesbian. Is there any hope whatsoever?
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Try the trap-path
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That's pretty retarded anon.
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>>38257315
One night stand? Maybe, though very unlikely.
Anything else? Lol
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>messaged girl on pof
>she eventually asks how the site is treating me
>shes been on it since Thursday, ive been on it off an on for ages with little luck
What do? I don't want to lie, but i wabt to paint it in a positive/as positive as possible light
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Just say it's treating you ok. You'll have to lie about it. Sorry, OP.
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>>38257346
Should i just keep it at "its treating me alright?" I'm guessing i should add little else to it beyond asking how it's treating her.
>tfw im over thinking it
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>>38257399
Ya sounds good m6
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if these are legit prison tattoos. why is the bitch on the left clearly wearing lip gloss...you think any women in prison is going to care to put on lipgloss at all...and sunglasses and ear rings.
what is the fake shit...?
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>once youre in prison you cant ever get out
Nice thinking op
>tfw gay
>tfw actual gay
>tfw just want a khv robot bf
>tfw all robots want are cutebois because they're not actual gays
>tfw I'm nowhere near a cuteboi and don't want to be
It hurts
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>>38257160
I know that feel
Originale Originole
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>>38257239
Be my khv robo bf!
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What is the experience of suicide by clonazepam+alcohol+weed like? What about just clonazepam+alcohol? How much clonazepam is deadly if alcohol is present?
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Surely I'm not the only one on /r9k/ that can't read eyes, right? People are always describing the expression in someone's eyes but they don't look too distinct to me. Am I autistic or something?
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someone on here told me men can have sex with each others butts?
this can't be true right?
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>>38257075
how will women ever compete
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>>38257075
It's a hoax to get men to give up on being with women
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weekends fly by too fast
wish I could think of something productive to do
should really have planned this on thursday
meh, there's always next weekend
mfw skipped by qt3.14's on omegle
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>>38257065
This guy is a legitimate pp head
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>>38257065
good thing weekends go by fast because my naruto games are gonna be here monday and tuesday.
This is it, guys. Years of planning has come to this. This will be my last post. I should be dead within 3 hours.
The suicide note has been printed. After I make this post I will also e-mail copies of it to what little family I have. The suicide note is as close to perfect as it could be.
There are some cliffs about a 2 hours' drive from me. Real popular suicide location.
I've got a load of whiskey, and over 200 crushed up paracetamol that have been mixed into a 2l bottle of cider. I'm going to drive to the cliff, down the cider, down as much whiskey as I can, and then jump off. Those cliffs have a higher mortality rate than firearms, so this is definitely the best method. Even if I survive, the paracetamol should do me in.
I plan on listening to this when I arrive, and as I jump off:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxRd_5ERYKw
It's weebshit, but I really like it.
I have no friends, I'm scared of people, I hate myself, and I have no hope for the future. My mom died disappointed in me, and my dad doesn't care about me (not that I can blame him). Living is no longer enjoyable for me, so I am choosing to end my suffering.
See ya, fellas.
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>>38481562
Good luck and God bless.
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>>38481562
May the blessings of Anon be with you.
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Sad it ends like this for you. Hope you go in peace, good luck.
is a 6 girth, big?
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is 7 inches, but bent to the left like a banana, long?
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>>38481544
6 inch girth is average
>tfw 5 inch girthlet
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>>38481544
Yes, it is. Don't believe his lies, OP>>38481687
The average girth is 4.7 inches.
>t. 6.25" girth midshaft and have never had a good blowjob
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khv going into final year of college, how do i lose my virginity this year
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>have intense headache that won't go away
>almost ODing on paracetamol to try and make it go away
>have painful diarrhea pains
>shit won't come out on its own and I have to give it a big push to let my diarrhea out
>pushing makes the headache worst
>repeat
Life is pain right now, this started two days ago and shows no sign of stopping. Help me.
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Here is what you do:
>procure bucket
>tape bucket to your ass
>go the fuck to sleep
Or you could see a goddamn doctor
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>>38481470
You ought to get that checked out, could be serious
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>>38481470
If you have problems shitting try using your shower head (if its not stuck to the wall) unscrew the head and put it against your ass then turn the water on (not to full blast)
This should help you shit easier, or at least shit in the tub/shower
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>neighbor keeled over and died mowing his lawn
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>>38256906
why didn't u save him?
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>>38256961
Found out from sirens outside. Thought the neighborhood meth addict set himself on fire again and went to check