>start browsing 4chan
>after scrolling whole page suddenly realize that I'm not on the board that I thought I was
Does this happen to you too? Most often I mix up r9k, tv and pol.
>decide to go on /tv/
>accidentally click on /trv/ without noticing
>"Why are there so many offtopic threads about traveling today?"
>>37685568
yeah. sometimes i forget i'm on r9k and not /lgbt/
>huh r9k is pretty funny today
>it was s4s all along
>my shadow was on the wrong side of the ground relative to the sun today
>>37685430
The shadow people are taking your shadow anon.
>>37685430
>he doesnt know he is the shadow
>tfw even robots ignore you
at least that wasn't original
Predict your future! What does your future hold? Endless virginity, autismbux, growing old in your parents basement, actually getting your life together?
For myself, I've always known it will end in me becoming an hero.
>get lonelier and lonelier as the years go on
>get too old to abuse drugs anymore but still do
>die fat and alone at 45 because too much of a coward for suicide
>eat, drink, fap
>base biological impulses met
>dread and unease set in
>smoke weeg
>quest complete
>eat
>fap
>drink
>smoke weed
>listlessly smoke cigarettes all day just to have something to do
That's why I avoid eating food and wait until the middle of the night to fap
>tfw too lazy and indecisive to follow through with my suicide
get others too, spread the love
>So I've been living with my relatives since childhood
>Probably shouldn't have gotten into a fight with my uncle who drove me to school /b/ut fuck it! It happened
>I decide to play hooky, I know a guy who sells mediocre kush
>Did a shit ton of weed and decided "fuck it, I'm going to go to this wrestling tournament"
>Everybody goes wtf.jpeg when they see a stoner guy get in the ring and spin while loudly singing Michelle Branch's "Breathe"
>Retarded security throws me out as I stagger home to find a huge fuckin' crowd around one of the streets close to my house
>Many people step aside as I realize it's my uncle who was killed as he waited for me to come back from school since he was going to meet me at a little coffee shop we'd always go to
>As I'm bawling my eyes out, I see a man run for it into this abandoned building. I track the fucker down and punch him in the face repeatedly until the clumsy fuck backs up and falls 7 stories to his death
>Nobody knows who killed him. Only clue they have is this man in red and blue spandex with a spider logo on his chest was leaving the scene of the crime disoriented, knocking over trash cans with nobody bothering to acknowledge him because of fear.
From then on I made a promise to myself so I would save anyone in trouble. For uncle Ben.
EPIC THREAD lolzorz! Include me in the screencap!!!!!!!
lol read the first letter of every sentence.
>>37685382
holy shit epic XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all this blacked porn, black guys have it on such easymode that they even have their own category tailored to them, indulging them with the fantasy of raping white women
so not only our tax money through welfare, and selling drugs to our kids and stealing all our shit, but even our daughters
>our daughters
?
>that moment when you realize that a good chunk of the girls that teased you throughout life might've been interested in you but now you're a undesirable aging 25 yr old mess that's not getting any younger
you still got 5 good years left anon
try your hardest to make them not a regret
>>37685279
I wouldn't get wizard powers anyway because I gave up my KHHV multiple times over with hookers.
I don't even care about sex. I just wish I had someone to share love with
>decide to stop being a neet
>get a easy as fuck part time job
>don't even have to talk to anybody
>do well
>few months go by
>get offered a small promotion
>new job sucks ass
>just want my old comfy job back
>afraid to talk to the manager about it
Guess it's time to quit and find a new job or go back to being a neet
>>37685259
If you are planning to quit, why just don't talk to your manager first ?
It's like when you are offered free burger and you only want a pizza, just eat the free burger and then order the pizza.
my straight buddy has been sending me dick pics.
what did he mean by this?
>he has a gf
>he knows I'm gay
>he lives in Mexico in a very small town
>he told me he messed around with guys growing up
>we used to cuddle and hold dicks sometimes but never had sex or jerked off
I know hes probably closeted but he claimed he was bi, though I feel like he's just scared due to the fact being gay where he lives is illegal
I remember when I was 18 I was closeted and told people I was bi and even considered dating a girl because I wanted to be "normal"
We are the same age and grew up together but I moved here to the USA and only visit him our hometown during the summer
>>37685226
>straight
>claims he ws bi
which one is it, maricon?
he wants to fuck
We got into a fight this December due to the fact that he kept saying he loved me and wanted to be my bf but he joked a lot so I never knew if he was serious
We got drunk a few times and he tried to suck my dick but I felt it was wrong... I meant I really liked him but I felt like he would regret it when he got sober or it would end the friendship.
We spent a weekend together hiking and I tried to kiss him but he said that was too gay and he preferred to jerk off together so I got a bitch fit and wouldn't talk to him or let him touch me for the rest of the day.
We spent about a year together and he would always be really touchy but as soon as he jerked off in the other room he said he wanted to marry a girl or whatever and the next day when he was horny he would joke about marrying a guy.
It's all a bit confusing, I blocked him a few months ago but I'm visiting my hometown in 2 weeks and I dont know what I will feel or do when I see him since he lives 3 houses from mine
this is bob and kate.
say something nice about them.
>>37685217
_ ____ __ ____ ____ ____
also hi bob
>>37685217
nigga that's Yooka and Laylee
>>37685217
Remember when sex was between two loving beings of the same species?
Not anymore.
How do Japanese women dance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPfn4BCha-E
1:47-1:48 is an accurate representation
can someone post that funny jav with back guy getting shocked in japanese class while they shoot porn
bumpfpuvh
http://thecout.com
Absolute robot game.
Gameroom 1