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How did a whale get into my apartment?

motor boat that big water body

>>35665982
Through the door

>>35665907
>>>/lgbt/

fuck off my board, turd

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>fembots

Get on my level.

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>>35665956
Remember when we used to envision the prototypical femanon as being a girl like this?

Then we grew up, hooked up with a few of them and realized they were all cray-cray chicks who self-harm, were raped as kids and like being degraded during sex.

>>35665863
I have a t-shirt with the Nerv logo but that's it, its subtle enough that only people who watched Eva would recognize it.

>>35665863
reminder, If you think this picture is cringey you are NOT a robot

>>35665967
I feel sympathy for the guy but nobody can deny that's normal or acceptable form. He has has given up.

>>35665804
/g/ and /r9k/

>>35665804
Google Plus

How is this not Original?

>>35665804
i blog on 4chan.org

>>35665779
Ooh exciting, when will they start doing sissy chastity porn?

>>35665779
I'm not interested until tranny porn comes to BLACKED

>>35665779
Oh, I guess I'll just keep not clicking on videos where it clearly says 'TRANNY' then

Thanks for the warning, dude

>>35665754
I feel like biology and nature don't matter anymore

I mean I want an anti-male transwoman to punish me with her dick for oppressing her, so I feel pretty good tbqh senpai.

>>35665754
I don't know what the fuck are you talking about but Akko a cute

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best movie of the last year to be honest

Gone Girl

>>35665757
No, not really.

>>35665735
Autumn Ball

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Are blacks the missing intermediates between man and ape that Darwin was referring to?

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tfw two intellgient for discords

>>35665685
Are jews human?

>>35665653
What do you mean by old? At 80 I'll look relatively the same. At 1000 idk what the world will be like.

>>35665688
+60

I'm not worried about how I'm gonna look like, but how my life is going to be.

Lonely, old, sick, bitter. It's going to be hell

>>35665815
I'm just hoping for human life extension.

op is an absurd faggot mang

It's the starting revival of goth/ emo/ scene culture. Buy yourself some black t-shirts and long black jeans now and get ahead of the curve.

>>35665629
Female social tribal thing. Females that don't signal for receiving instructions on how to sexually value herself by the group leader will be ostracized. Part of this is by signals via fashion.

Part of what makes them toastie when you ask why they wear this item.

Xtreme my man!

>>35665615
Yes, every weekend.

Usually its Power Bars, deodorant, or wetWipes.

>>35665615
big deal. once i stole a house from a store near my kit kat

no. im fucked as shit and just let it happen. im still hiding most of my fuckuppedness from her. the only thing she really saw was a scar i made up a story about being from an accident and a panic attack i was having one time that i tried to hide. she didn't really care.

>>35665647
>im still hiding most of my fuckuppedness from her
That's kinda normal. It's good and important to share with her but sharing everything... nah.

>>35665608
I probably wouldn't let any girl get with me because I don't want anyone who has a personality that would make them chase me, and they deserve better than me because I am worthless.

>>35665576
If a woman says that to you she only sees you as a potential gay best friend. I would know...and I'm not even gay. I've had women tell me they are jealous of my body and weight control/metabolism. All of them saw me as some sort of gay best friend and never a potential boyfriend.

>>35665671
its cool, if you play your cards right you can still fuck the broken girls that take a liking to you, just dont actually have any feelings for them because they dont actually have feelings for you

>>35665770
Ok help me understand how I didn't get with this girl. She was Amazonian yet roughly my height and had huge titties. She said she wa jealous of my weight/body.
>"anon describe your perfect woman to me"
>I describe my perfect woman
>didn't even realize I was describing her, she just happened to have some of the characteristics
>"hehe anon! You just described meeeee!!!"
>I blush and say I guess I did
What the fuck should I have done? What did I do wrong? I wasn't even trying to describe her but she became much more flirty towards me after that. This was over 5 years ago.

Heck yeah my dude, except I play warcraft and talk to my guild mates on there, but the conversations are always superficial so it's not like I'll ever get to know them.

Being alone is just great if you're waiting for the end like me.

Where all the anti-social robots at?

>>35665570
>Who here completely alone?
Relatively yes.
I have you all to a certain degree.
And one single person.

Though I am surrounded by people

>>35665552
I'd rather all you fucking faggots fuck off to your buttfuck party that is /lgbt/

Ugly and straight because faggots go to Hell.

>>35665552
Former, but I wouldn't be sexually submissive and I don't have any urge whatsoever to be a cuteboi in real life

Me now

>5'8, overweight, but with naturally large build
>ugly face
>broad shoulders
>full beard