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It was pretty badass. I was a kid when I had it, I was in a schoolbus, driving in some bumfuck prairie in Canada (I'm an Amerifag).

I look out the window and notice a giant black wolf, who's running alongside the bus. But while he's incredibly fast, his legs are just leisurely trotting, like this is just a stroll to him.

Suddenly, the wolf begins running towards the prairie, and jumps into the sky. For some reason, I didn't care what the other kids thought of me, I opened the window and looked at the sky.

Where the wolf had ran, there was an aurora, leading up to some, swirling nebula I guess. If you've played Skyrim and looked at the center of the sky in Sovngard, it was just like that.

It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, both in real life and any other dream.

I remember this dream because it was so pointless that I woke up feeling irritated

>in a white room
>dreaming in POV vision
>have a straight billed white hat
>bend bill to a perfect U shape
>rest of dream is me trying to straighten the bill
>wake up irritated that I didn't get the bill to be straight

Another dream, but this one I woke up depressed because I didn't get to see the person I tries to see before he died in my dream

>go back to home town that's not even my home town irl
>greeted by life long friends in dream
>irl I don't even know these faces just random people who were my friends in dream
>feel the comradre I feel from this made up group of friends
>"where's donald the duck?"
>imaginary friends are all quiet
>"anon, Donald the duck is at the hospital dying."
>feel sick to my stomach
>friends and I rush to the hospital
>in my dream I don't even know who Donald the duck is or how he looks like
>all I know he was my best friend since day one whatever the fuck that meant in my dream
>wake up without ever meeting my best friend with a shitty knock off nickname
I woke up with an empty feeling inside. I told this dream to my friends and they laughed at the fact that my mind, out of all the names, nicknamed my imaginary best friend Donald THE duck.

>>35606751
I think I dreamed of a 3d chess derivative last night
The queen was made of a slinky-like material and could capture opposing pieces by surrounding them. I'd really like to draw it to give you all a sense of how it appeared but 1) I'm already in bed and 2) my art sucks anyways

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I'm not really sure what you wanted out of this.

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here u go my dude

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oreganoliqwerty

Why shouldn't I send your IP to the closest police department?

>>35606679
Get out normie. We dont want to hear about your 13 year old roastie gf

I submitted a tip to the FBI just now. How does it feel that you're gonna get v& in under an hour?

>>35606648
Dropping out of college Tuesday. I would do it now but I have a presentation Monday and my partner is an honest to God robot. I don't want to leave him hanging.

It's been a tricky semester for me. Ready to call it quits. My dad told me that he's proud no matter what decision I make, but I can't help but feel like I've failed. Again.

>>35606705
How much longer would you have left in school?

I'll have some milk.

I'm starting to feel better overall. The things that used to bother me constantly have suddenly stopped. It feels like I can finally relax, which is nice. But there is still some deep seated anxiety. I can't seem to read in fear of...something. I think school was a major stressor so reading kinda freaks me out in a way. I used to love reading too.

Self bump because I'm desperate and crave any human interaction at this point.

>>35606636
I'm thinking about joining the Merchant Navy and sailing the world

>>35606896
Do it. Don't just say you're thinking about it. And I mean TODAY do something as a step towards it.

No, femanons are even worse than normal women

I'd be happy to support a girl I was in a relationship with, but I wouldn't want somebody who wanted me to pay to date them.

>>35606619
awwwwhhh i want a kitty now they're sho ckuuuuuute;-;-;----!!!!:)

>>35606523
Well, what happened to your parents, anon?

Just say they died and score pity points

so what happened then?

>>35606520
>angry guy, where r u
fuck you
you don't need to know where I am

>>35606545
i dont care where u are i just need u to bump the thread

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>>35606520
Who's angry and why are you looking for him?

>>35606512
I have daddy issues, big red flag

>>35606512
Same thing it meant when I was a teenager in the early 00s.
>I'm easy and DTF.

S U C C

origonio

Why? I don't think they should anyways.

this post mad eme laugh
sister i love y0u

Because she isn't either. She won't be able to get a guy like that. Hopefully I can try the best I can.

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>being smug about a slut taking awayour time, money, freedom, and dignity.
>"its all about dat pussy mane. Sex feelz gud bruh. Wat? U iz a faggot who dont like girls or some shit??"
>muh love
>muh pussy
I got redpilled a long time ago about the way woman in general. The wims of woman cannot grasp me. I am immune to such desires. In the end. It is me who smugs.

Cuz he's a gay normie

>>35606612
>i got redpilled on pretending i'm not a loser

Because it acts as a form of escapism where you can self insert as a cute girl

>>35606446
>self insert as a cute girl

I hope you're joking.

It's entertaining. What shows do you watch?

When you fap once a week or so you don't need any fancy stuff to come, plain stimulation is enough, at most simply thinking of someone I know being naked

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>>35606435
>porn
thats my fetish

>>35606435
I fap daily to pictures. But the pictures don't normally do it, so I create a background. I've got s few plot lines that get me hard pretty fast so I just stick with those. Even when I first discovered jacking off my fetishes were pretty degenerate so there wasn't any porn available that I wanted, I wanted really specific. So I've been jacking to my own imagination as long as I've been jacking it. When I find a video that fits the situation, usually it's short and my mind takes over anyway.

>>35606424
Yes no will ever marry u

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>>35606424
No I think that it's cute desu

>>35606469
Nah m8 it's pretty gross. Also girls calling ne cute make my sack shrivel in anxiety.

>>35606422
What was your first time like?

Do you equate emotion with sex or is it about quantity rather than quality?

What's the best advice you can give to a failed normie?

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>>35606422
How does it feel to not be as desirable as an overweight autistic transexual Hitler?

>>35606464
>First time
back of a car, really not that fantastic. needed lube so was actually somewhat fairly painful. i was in love with the girl honestly, so it felt nice to be so intimate, but sex itself was eh.
>Emotion vs Quantity
Its kinda a mental battle. I love sex with people I love more than anything, but I get insecure when I don't have that and think that "authentic" people hate me and then i go on tinder and fuck somebody i don't care about and usually feel worse
>advice
I mean bruh we both on r9k. I guess when I'm really suicidal or down i listen to whats going on by marvin gaye, full album, and try to think about all the nice things. Sometimes its really nice to be shallow and drink a beer in a pool with some shitty friends. Its ok to be a piece of shit