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whaat the fuck is the point of life?
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to reach enlightenment and realize you would rather be dead
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>>39264760
no fucking clue man I'm a ball of rage out to fuck people up on 4chan.
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>>39264760
The point of life is to live

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Is pussy halal? Asking for a friend who's looking to break his fast.
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What the actual fuck is that thing holy fucking shit
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That's a horse vagina
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Dafuq am I looking at?

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i absorb your cummies
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>>39264698
Sit the FUCK down, kiddo
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>>39264753
thats my furnace
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>>39264753
thats my fucking furnace

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This is your daily reminder that you can never be normal because you missed out on prime teen pussy.

Getting that sweet high school PTP was the only thing in life that actually mattered, and you fucked it up.
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Just fuck off already, this troll was boring 10 years ago.
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>>39264729
Spoken JUST like someone who has never experienced Prime Teen Pussy. Did I hit sore point?
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>>39264857
get murdered faggot

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How the fuck do you start conversations
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>>39264582
if you have to ask, you shouldnt
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OP, tell me more about your current position.

I may have answers for you.
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>>39264582
Read the situation if you're autism allows. If it's a good environment a simple "hey what's up" will suffice. If it's not a good environment, and it's stiff and the vibe is not inviting keep that mouth shut. You can follow up with a light question, and a joke response.

>The key to all of this is being able to get brutally shut down and be unscathed

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Your entire life and personality were decided for you before you turned five years old. No matter what strides you take to overcome your past, if you were damaged during your formative years in any way, the scars will stay with you for the rest of your life, and there's nothing you can do about it.
You are not a person who was abused as a child, you are (and will forever be) a child of abuse.
Anybody over the age of 6 who verifiably exhibits disrupted neurodevelopment as a result of being a child of abuse should be euthanized on the spot then and there. To force people like this to live their lives to completion is an act of unbelievable cruelty.
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>>39264543
>Anybody over the age of 6 who verifiably exhibits disrupted neurodevelopment as a result of being a child of abuse should be euthanized on the spot then and there.

finally, we will return to total population fewer than a billion
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I disagree. But, it makes sense. Bump
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>>39264543
I was not abused as a kid, what the hell are you babbling about OP.

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I'm on vacation with family in Amsterdam and my dad offered me a chance to get some pucci in the red light district. He has back pain so when I accepted the offer he needed to rest. After that we just walked around and then left and I'm sitting here in the hotel feeling like shit. I'm the type of guy who'd decline premarital sex but the one chance I get I went back on my morals and got rightly cucked for it. Just cuck my shit up.
Inb4 phoneposter
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>>39264532
What the fuck am i reading
Origino
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>>39264593
A pretty straightforward story of getting fucking denied by a god damn misplaced bit of spine juice or some shit. God damn man I can't believe I got this close just to be denied.
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>>39264701
>who am I quoting
Origamo

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Excuse me, fine young men. I'm afraid I've found myself on the wrong board. Would any of you be kind enough send me on my way?
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you're here forever though, it's too late
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reddit.com
now leave ya dang normalton
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>>39264492
What board you looking for buddy?

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How does r9k feel about Sam Hyde?

https://youtu.be/8G9QIIvSpzE
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interesting fellow for sure
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>>39264487
I feel a bit sorry for him desu. He's an absolute wreck. All his confidence, crazy silly life affirming good nature is dead now. He's probably on r9k reading this right now. He's probably you.
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>>39265476
>He's an absolute wreck. All his confidence, crazy silly life affirming good nature is dead now.
Why? What happened?

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One thing I would like to know is why I find myself laughing/grinning when watching gore. Please, spare me of the "youre fucked up xD" shit, I would like to know what causes me to feel this way when watching it. I do not find it amusing, rather I experience a positive sensation when watching it.
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You've reached the point of absolute degeneracy. Don't worry it eventually happens to everyone here.
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i do the same but only with some stuff

i really wish i had someone whod be cool with shooting me in the back of the head until theres nothing and
seeing people grttibg headshot once and dying for me isnt happy that they had it happen but that it looks foolproof but id never self inflict it because youbonly have one shot and shit can fuck up plus havibg someone donit would make it less tense and like "come one we can do this you fucking pussy just do it" because what if i flinched or didnt die after one shot?

id say dont worry about it you sound fine
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>>39264537
I do the same but i can't take animal abuse. That's my limit. Especially if it's cats, i fucking love cats.

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>been buying take out almost every 2-3 days for the past month because getting too lazy to cook

>buy a large box of kung pao chicken, sweet n sweet pork, or chicken tendies
>eat with rice , hot sauces, and veggies
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Oh look, I've accidentally stumbled upon Facebook.
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>>39264347
How much weight have you gained? Sounds like a fast track to lard town to me
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>>39264347
I just buy Huel since I am super lazy when it comes to cooking. 2 per day is enough for me.

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ITT: we share what we've posted on youtube and share thoughts on others videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pTEP5z7zvc&t=50s
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>>39264291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6WA1TnvP30
please don't judge
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>>39264291
I like the quality of the video

What do you think about mine: https://youtu.be/Ek640c-FSmc
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>>39264353
Cooles video du neger ficker

Anyone else realize how dark metal gear solid is?

The main character basically goes around curing people of their inner demons by literally killing them to set them free from life.

Liquid Snake is basically a satan archtype though both characters are snakes, the whole thing is dark but I can't quite place it.

Any Jordan Peterson posters have opinions?
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Is this an old pasta I missed?
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>>39264296
no just thinking about it.

jesus on the cross here
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i've never played a metal gear game but want to

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>tfw having a great day
>remember that I'm balding
>rest of the day completely ruined
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>>39264254
>having a great day
you've just triggered an audit of your robot status
please standby
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Coward, you don't even deserve a full head of hair, anyway.
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>>39264254
How is your face? Can you grow a beard? You should rock the dad hate trend. For non fashionfags like me, it's an adjustable 6-panel low rise baseball cap with some embroidered image on the front. A lot of people can pull it off and it looks dope. Do it OP

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>mom made me make an Okcupid account
>no matches a day in
I told her. In fact, we wagered $50. I never wanted the fucking thing but I didn't want to risk getting kicked out over it.
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>>39264188
this thread sucks and you suck
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You should make a bet with her that if you don't get any matches within a week, she lets you cum in her mouth,
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But did you actually try talking to females? You don't even have to match,all you have to do is text them and not give them a simple "hey" . Say something like "hey,how have you been? How is life treating you?" . That is literally perfect.

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