Why don't you have a femy boyfriend yet? He'll suck your dick while you play video games every day
>tfw too degenerate for a normal homo relationship
>dont wanna date gays because most are turbonormos
>the ones i did date were autistic and would stop talking to me after a month
>just want a nice boy to watch getter robo armegeddon and play animal crossing with
ITS NOT FAIR
Come share anything creative in the creative robots thread
Let's make this thread comfy lads
Are there any dumb sissy whitebois on /r9k/ who want to be boipregnated by the bbc?
Well I have this, it's not the same but it's nice
should i fap or nah?
I also was considering it, but think it that way- if you do, you will still reach the moment where you dont care that u faped an hour ago and all youll feel is an empty lethargic state wishing you could turn back time and keep your energy.Well you can, you havent done it already.Neither have i.
I feel like its more of a moral failiure and accepting that im shit enough for no girl to ever consider me as a posibilty, so tru fapping i prove to myself that im a weakling begging for females attention, while not recieving it.
Not being able to get back into the "dating" mindset is my exact reasoning for fapping as well. I can keep trying to impress these women I only want to fuck, or I can get right to it with no strings attached. It's like trying to get me to go back to church and genuinely believe praying will fix my problems if I do it enough.
Since all your beta straight losers are whining to daddy GookMoot, I will do you this one favor and make a general for today. All my SWB get in here and have some fun today. I'm finna take care all your turbonerds so the straghties don't hurt you anymore.
Trannies should fuck off to /lgbt/ holy shit what is your GAY FAGGOT obsession with posting here. Fucking freaks all of you..
School story thread
Funny,sad,cool I don't care
Tell me what happened
I decided to find out what "FUCKING NORMIES" could possibly be in Latin.
I broke it into steps, breaking it into "FUCKING NORMAL FAGGOTS"
"Normal" = "Normalis" or "Normativus"
"Faggots = "Fascis"
Not sure about how this will go down, or how accurate it is, but here's my result:
FUTUENS NORMATIVUS FASCIS!!!
Have I accomplished anything at all, whatsoever?
Fuck off normie
Why the fuck would you want to say that in latin? It sounds retarded and it's 100% recognizable since its the fucking parent language of most western european languages.
Can a girl really love you if she doesn't want to have sex often?
Not really, no. It means she cares less about making her partner feel good than she cares about her own comfort. If she really loved the other person she would give him a blowjob or even a handjob to get him off if she super wasn't in the mood for sex. At the very least it means she is really selfish. If it was me, I'd give him a nice blowjob.
There's girls out there who really have problems with sex. Everytime I have sex, it hurts and I get so anxious I cry. The girl even could have self-esteem issues.
I think it depends on the girl, but yeah, sure, a girl can love you and be afraid of sex. You just have to ask her and talk about it. Everyone is different.
>when you post your oneitis on 4chan
>4chan doxes her
>literally have 0 (ZERO) chance with her now
I want to fucking kill myself. There's literally no point in fucking living.
I have extreme OCD and hypochondria with food and air
>cannot touch food with hands for any reason
>food cannot touch the air with any reasonable suspicion that the air is dirty and contains pollutants i could ingest from the foods surface
>food has to easily go from opening to inside of my mouth without touching anything but the inside of the packaging and my mouth
>cannot eat food until i perform inhale/exhale exercises to rid my body of the toxins and pollutants from the air that I breathed in while leaving my room to buy the food
>think it will somehow make me bad or lower my intelligence if i do not follow this
I consider the air I am near when resting(my bedroom with my bed and computer) to be the air that I am used to. I go days without leaving it because of my anxiety and OCD.
The pollutants when going out to buy food at the store, the weird smells in the store, the exhaust fumes from the traffic, all cannot be safe and I do these exercises when I come home and finish placing the food in my room
>wash hands 3-4 times, twice up to elbow, last times just up to wrist with hot water
>go up to bedroom trying to not touch anything with at least one hand to keep it clean
>inhale in bedroom, exhale outside bedroom door through both nostrils
>inhale in bedroom, exhale outside bedroom door through left nostril, holding the other closed
>inhale in bedroom, exhale outside bedroom door through right nostril, holding the other closed
>blow around mouth for any particulates or pollutants that came out of nose or stayed on my face from going outside
>repeat this at least 3 times
>put face in front of air conditioner as some kind of change of temperature, breathe out and in a few times
>re-do the inhale/exhale/mouth routine, 3 times, same as before
>gargle water 3 times, over 1 minute each time
>hawk out any snot or anything in my mouth that could have collected pollutants from outside air, 3 times
I have to do that every time i leave the house. even just opening the bottle of water to gargle water, I have to blow on the sides of the cap to make sure there are no pollutants/particulates, the blow on my hand/wave my hand for the same reason, then open it carefully to make sure my hand doesn't touch the nozzle.
Just the breathing exercises take 15 minutes or so of constant strong inhaling and exhaling. It's extremely uncomfortable.
There's no logic here to debate; just a disordered mind. You're mentally ill and you need treatment to live a better life. Go to a doctor and get your clomimpramine/fluoxetine script.
Is dating an asian, the most beta thing you can do as a white man?
>havent been outside and seen a friend in 4 days
>depression kicking in
>feeling worse than shit
>want to fucking die right now
Fuck me loneli-ism fucking sucks I dont want this shit FUUUUCK
>havent been outside and seen a friend in 4 days
>seen a friend in 4 days
>seen a friend
FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT
>compass was left wing before the election
>became center during the election
>now it's drifted even further left than before and also more up
why did this happen to me?
>Got off probation for CP possession
>Haven't been on 4chan since last September
What the fuck did I miss?
>there is nothing after death
How can anyone believe this horseshit? Why would there be something(life) then nothing?
That logic is retarded. Consciousness is the product of your brain, which requires various pieces of biological machinery and a fine balance of materials all working in unison to keep functioning.