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>Make fake Facebook profile to check up on what old high school classmates are doing
>First guy I check out is now 24
>Was a pretty average Joe in school, not really a loser like I was, but certainly not a Chad either
>He has an associate's degree
>He's a nurse at a geriatric hospital
>Hmnnn, still more successful than me, but he's not going full thunder cock anytime soon...
>Scroll down
>He has two dogs and is fostering puppies on the side
>He has a wife
>He has a kid
>He has a big property out in the countryside
>He owns two apartment buildings that he flipped and is now making a profit off of
>Comments on his Facebook page are implying that he bought some wall street stocks that he's soon going to cash in for a really fat profit
>Did I mention that he's 24?
>Close Facebook and cry for an hour

WHAT THE FUCK, /r9k/. How the fuck do normies do it? What is their secret?

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When did you take the final redpill on women and gender issues, /r9k/?

"Traditional women" are even worse than feminist women, because they claim to hate feminism yet still benefit from it in every single way. They are more promiscuous than feminist women and if you talk to these right-wing type women about the issues, you'll discover they hate non-Chad males even more than feminist women do.

"Anti feminist" men are cucks that worship women. Test these guys out - say you want to take away the right of women to vote, or you want to completely end chivalry, and watch as these guys fly into a rage fit, insulting you continuously, wondering how you could ever want to take anything away from women! Those guys are the bulk of male orbiters and they often defend women in online comments and donate to women online.

You're better off finding a woman that is not involved in gender issues or anything of the sort. And if you come across a feminist woman, just appreciate the fact that they are being honest and upfront with you about who they are, so you can deal with them on the spot. But women not involved in any of this is the best opportunity.

"Traditionalist women", especially the white nationalist types, are insane and they are not the prude proper angels they portray themselves to be. But they know that you are weak men, and unless you are educated on how things work, you will bend the knee immediately and worship these women and "man up" for them because that is what le real men do, right?

You've been warned. Don't be cucks. You are men so you are disposable unless you can prove your value to an intense degree.

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tfw haven't slept edition

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How do I get lewd steam friends?

steamed feels

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How hard would it be to complete ff8 without using gfs?

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So I've got 250 mg of DPH, should I do it?

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>be me
>scared of growing up and becoming a man in society
>want the dream girl so bad that i'm trying to become her
>wear her like a corpse, a puppet
>live entire life wearing a mask that i dangle about in the faces of others
>only redeeming features are entirely sexual
>turn into a living, walking artificial whore with a tiny shrunken cock
>have a damaged chimeras body stuck between man and woman
>hormones make it so i have a dark line on the underside of my dick where my labia would have been

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>Dropped wireless mouse in the lube cup

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>tfw no trap gf to punch my fartbox

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In this thread we decide once and for all what is the most painful for a Robot?

Manlet
Balding
Dicklet
Ugly face

Reminder you need to have one of these to belong on this board.

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I drank 3 liters of soda today

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>perhaps one day I'll finally get a gf
>once I'm around 30 and have a stable career maybe some girl who has hit the wall will settle for me
>have an extreme fear that this (((((girl))))) will be a mtf trans piece of shit
>have an extreme fear this (((((woman))))) won't tell me it's trans
>have an extreme fear that the only people who will be interested in me will be mtf trans (((((people)))))
I'm afraid this is going to happen to me. Since transgendermentallyillism has become so accepted these days it's bound to happen to many guys. I just know with my luck it will happen to me. If this does happen it will emotionally devastate me. I might end up killing myself or that trans piece of shit. I hope this doesn't happen to me.

So what are other anon's deepest and darkest fears?

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Do you guys think this is an accurate comparison of 4chan and reddit?

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Hey robots, vagina envy spammer here. I've decided to stop making those threads, what should I start spamming now to replace them?

I was thinking wm/af race bait.

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>/r9k/ claims to love traditional family values and warns against the dangers of cultural degeneracy
>sees no problem with fapping to traps and lolis