The kitchen sink is not a urinaI.
The urinal is not a kitchen sink.
>>36549950
>The kitchen sink is not a urinaI
For a manlet maybe
Yes it is. Desu. Desu desu.
let me tell you a story of a Chromie Who likes sonic a bit to much
>Be me
>Be in highschool
>TardLover comes in
>ok class this is Baida
>He likes to be called Shadow though
>This is his Jacket where he keeps his sonic toys!
>It's bigger then his potatoe head
>fuck.png
>Be nice to Shadow now!
>Ok? I say
>He comes right up to my fucking desk up in my face breathing his extra chromosomes
>He says hi
>Hey there... Shadow
>He pulls out a sonic doll and start s chewing it
>potatoe.png
>O fuck what kind of God would create this
>The TardLover takes it out of his mouth
>He takes his huge jacket off and puts it over his Legs
>The TardLover said he would get cold but he ignored her
>About 20 minute later
>I'm doing my best to ignore him but then I hear the words I wish I never heard
>Yea Amy you like me? bad Boy shadow
> his jacket is moving
>I signal the TardLover to come to me and I tell her hey I think he's doing something
>I already know and I'm fucking horrified
>The TardLover rips shadows jacket off and there it is
>the whole class sees a huge fucking dick the size of this schools ego
>Beating it to a fucking pile of Amy toys with cumming drooling onto the floor making a pile
>the TardLover tries to hide his monster dick
>I begin to grin as I open my mouth to yell
>at the top of my lungs
>YOURE TO SLOW
>He turns to me and screams inaudible stuff about shadow being faster
>I continue to yell you're to slow
>He pulls out a knife
>he screams SHADOW IS FASTER THEN SONIC!
>He trips over the pool of cum from earlier stabbing himself
>He's dying
>the class is in shock
>I get up to him and say before his eyes closed
>I whisper in his ear one last time
> your
>to
>slow
Not a good writer but enjoy
Btw the shadow kid ain't dead he just fell asleep, if you wa t more stories on him tell me sl
>>36549937
more stories please
i'll post another tard story screencap
>>36550924
origitardo
>can't stop watching white guys fucking black women
How do I stop this?
u dont and u let me fuck ur black girls
This is your sexual subconscious
Deep down you want white guys to fuck you
>>36549927
Get out of the closet and get a white guy to fucc you.
If I get dubs or if someone gets trips in the next 10 posts I'm deleting my 3d porn folder; it's all imagination faps down the road.
Rocky 4 is best Rocky.
Pic related.
Literally me
Why the hell are you risking your porn folders!?!
>>36549919
Well best get to deleting.
Why do normies love consoles so much?
>>36549902
Because you don't have to give any thoughts to the specs and it's typically under $400
>>36549902
They haven't been redpilled yet.
BECAUSE IM CANT AFFORD A GOOD PC AND DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO PLAY TO MAKE IT WORTH IT
>Have been an absolute mess the last couple days
>Experiencing something that's like a combination of anxiety and depression but instead of regular depression it's like there's a bizarre energy that comes with it
>Want a drink so badly but know it'll end horribly
>Went home from work because I was such a mess
>Haven't even eaten all day
>Just sitting here feeling this inner rage and it's just building and I don't even know how to deal with these feelings
I just need to vent it feels like my mind is racing
>>36549862
try hyperventilating (not to fast) until you fall asleep
works for me
Why can't I just fucking sit still and feel normal I can't even fucking sit still even when my body isn't moving my mind is going 500 miles an hour
im repairing a Hitachi VHS movie 600
brought it to school so i had something to fiddle with during breaks.
cause ive literally stopped caring what others think.
>everyone starts givving me tons of positive attention and are really interested in learning about my beyond autismo hobby of repairing VHS cameras.
this fucking world man
>>36549838
How far along are you wth this project? Seems interesting enough.
>>36549838
it's almost as if /r9k/ doesn't know shit about the world and people are actually nice and interested in you if you yourself have unique interests
>>36549838
Looks so vintage, I bet the video quality is pure aesthetic. Love it.
So....
>met german girl online, solid 7.5/10, Social Anxiety so has had difficulty finding bf
>2 months in we skype everyday, now my gf
>going to meet her for the first time, weekend next week, AirBNB booked
>She says she wants to fuck me, she is still a virgin but has been fingered by a guy before
>I have absolutely no sexual experience
I am unbelievably worried about not being able to get it up when the time comes. I know I need plenty of foreplay, got my technique nailed on my pocket pussy, etc etc.
I don't know whether I should just buy viagra, or what. I have this sinking feeling that I am going to be so nervous I won't be able to maintain an erection.
I think what you should be worried is not being able to cum. That's the issue most people have the first time because pussy feels different
Otherwise you shouldn't be too worried, you're a lucky man, you're both virgins
Find a Muslim bull to step in for you if you can't handle it.
>>36550313
>she claims to be a feminist etc etc etc
>hates all the 'stupid immigrants'
Are there any animes that aren't terrible? Welcome to the NHK is the only good one I've seen.
>>36549748
Bump
Ghhhjkkn
>>36549748
I thought Konosuba was really good. First anime to make chuckle to myself out loud all alone.
Book of bantorra, I never see it mentioned anywhere but it was surprising good.
Post your rare aggy's
>>36549743
No, grow up of your orbiter status you mongoloid .
>>36549800
Not gonna happen sweetie. go back to your normie hugbox ok hun?
>he worships a girl that hates him and the place he comes from
hmm...
>computer breaks
>shit down computer and turn back on again
>computer is fixed
who else here accomplished something today?
>>36549718
>shit down computer
hhhmmm, I've never tried that before for troubleshooting
really makes you think
It's 2:30pm where I am now, and I woke up only an hour ago after having a Dark Souls dream. So I guess there's that, which is nice.
I build a netherwart farm in minecraft
What's for dinner robots 04 /25
Stop drinking fourloko.
>>36549701
How much do you weight? orifna
My moms making spaghetti
Comfy night time thread!
First for tesco own brand vodka in my maccie d's coke
first for shock realisation that anri okita is half english and born in birmingham
Manager asked me for 4 weeks notice when I want to leave. Company policy only requires one week.
Do I just give one week? I already resigned once and he said no.
I think I got a gf now.
Wat do?
Pressure her into trying anal. After she finally gives in, dump her.
>>36549624
But if I have a gf she can do anal whenever I want her to. Why dump her?
OP's picture is the most convincing argument for "just go do it" that I ever witnessed.
do I get back with my ex after 10 years being apart. Should I contact her?
>>36549557
You will look like the most pathetic man alive if you try to get back together with your high school gf. Trust me, she doesn't want you.
If it's been 10 years no contact chances are she's long moved on.
>>36549557
I don't think that's advisable, leave well enough alone as some would say. Just isn't worth the fuss.