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The kitchen sink is not a urinaI.

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let me tell you a story of a Chromie Who likes sonic a bit to much

>Be me
>Be in highschool
>TardLover comes in
>ok class this is Baida
>He likes to be called Shadow though
>This is his Jacket where he keeps his sonic toys!
>It's bigger then his potatoe head
>fuck.png
>Be nice to Shadow now!
>Ok? I say
>He comes right up to my fucking desk up in my face breathing his extra chromosomes
>He says hi
>Hey there... Shadow
>He pulls out a sonic doll and start s chewing it
>potatoe.png
>O fuck what kind of God would create this
>The TardLover takes it out of his mouth
>He takes his huge jacket off and puts it over his Legs
>The TardLover said he would get cold but he ignored her
>About 20 minute later
>I'm doing my best to ignore him but then I hear the words I wish I never heard
>Yea Amy you like me? bad Boy shadow
> his jacket is moving
>I signal the TardLover to come to me and I tell her hey I think he's doing something
>I already know and I'm fucking horrified
>The TardLover rips shadows jacket off and there it is
>the whole class sees a huge fucking dick the size of this schools ego
>Beating it to a fucking pile of Amy toys with cumming drooling onto the floor making a pile
>the TardLover tries to hide his monster dick
>I begin to grin as I open my mouth to yell
>at the top of my lungs
>YOURE TO SLOW
>He turns to me and screams inaudible stuff about shadow being faster
>I continue to yell you're to slow
>He pulls out a knife
>he screams SHADOW IS FASTER THEN SONIC!
>He trips over the pool of cum from earlier stabbing himself
>He's dying
>the class is in shock
>I get up to him and say before his eyes closed
>I whisper in his ear one last time
> your
>to
>slow

Not a good writer but enjoy

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>can't stop watching white guys fucking black women

How do I stop this?

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If I get dubs or if someone gets trips in the next 10 posts I'm deleting my 3d porn folder; it's all imagination faps down the road.

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Why do normies love consoles so much?

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>Have been an absolute mess the last couple days
>Experiencing something that's like a combination of anxiety and depression but instead of regular depression it's like there's a bizarre energy that comes with it
>Want a drink so badly but know it'll end horribly
>Went home from work because I was such a mess
>Haven't even eaten all day
>Just sitting here feeling this inner rage and it's just building and I don't even know how to deal with these feelings

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im repairing a Hitachi VHS movie 600

brought it to school so i had something to fiddle with during breaks.
cause ive literally stopped caring what others think.

>everyone starts givving me tons of positive attention and are really interested in learning about my beyond autismo hobby of repairing VHS cameras.

this fucking world man

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So....
>met german girl online, solid 7.5/10, Social Anxiety so has had difficulty finding bf
>2 months in we skype everyday, now my gf
>going to meet her for the first time, weekend next week, AirBNB booked
>She says she wants to fuck me, she is still a virgin but has been fingered by a guy before
>I have absolutely no sexual experience

I am unbelievably worried about not being able to get it up when the time comes. I know I need plenty of foreplay, got my technique nailed on my pocket pussy, etc etc.

I don't know whether I should just buy viagra, or what. I have this sinking feeling that I am going to be so nervous I won't be able to maintain an erection.

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Are there any animes that aren't terrible? Welcome to the NHK is the only good one I've seen.

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Post your rare aggy's

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>computer breaks
>shit down computer and turn back on again
>computer is fixed

who else here accomplished something today?

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What's for dinner robots 04 /25

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Comfy night time thread!

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I think I got a gf now.
Wat do?

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do I get back with my ex after 10 years being apart. Should I contact her?