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Why did 2007 kill everything? Video games, movies, anime, TV, america, the economy, global stability, the internet, it all collapsed around this time.

Heck, even if you compare 2007 to 2006, the two years felt completely different. Even time seemed to move slower pre-2007. What the Fuck happened?
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>>38225615
The Internet was fine up until 2013.
Also, you just grew up and faced with reality, to me, my life went to shit in 2011.
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pic related happened and ruined our timeline
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>>38225615
the greatest album of all time came out in 2007 though

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How do you even manage to be a virgin in this day and age where getting laid is as easy as ever?
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>>38225565
Easier for whomst?
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By having low test and barely having a will to live. I'm 26 and couldn't give a fuck about fucking.
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i like challenges

Why hasn't Eminem ever been seen with a non-white woman?
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>>38225562
He's gay

Originalpost
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The people who are truly racist are the ones who feel the need to drag the color of peoples skin into everything, assuming that if somebody doesn't force themselves to love a woman or man they're racist. Stop bringing it up.
Not that I even care, do whatever you want, we're all trash.
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I actually ask myself this question regularly

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>tfw California girl who wants to move to Washington
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>>38225498
Where are you from CA girl? I need friends.
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>>38225515
i have a lot, thanks
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Are you undeniable though?

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Anyone else had a semi normal upbringing?
I lived with both my parents, they were divorced and my dad was an alcoholic liar but that's normal for a lot of kids, mom was really supportive, step dad was handicapped but super chill, i had friends in middle school, i was shy and asocial back then but nothing too bad.then high school came along, i became sad and angsty like alot of teens, exept i went way too far, i never left my room during holidays and free time, actively tried to not have friends, became completely isolated, hated humanity at it's core, became depressed and suicidal, thought about it basically all day.
Even now i haven't fucking changed, i really plan on killing myself by next month and iam glad i'll leave this earth. I'm just curious as to wtf happened to me, looking at my early days, i thought i would be a normie, still was a khv throughout my life though, if that even changes anything.
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>parents are poor, lowly educated immigrants
>they never really had any social life or friends
>provided me with food and shelter, the bare necessities basically
>mom was kind of overbearing and emotionally abusive
>dad never really involved himself with me, never taught me anything or spoke with me about personal things
>semi normie as a kid, had some friends in school but never did much outside of school
>never had a social life during high school
>became super shy/avoidant/anxious around 16
>lost all contact with people when HS finished
>never learned how to be an functional adult human being
>neet 5+ years with a few months of employment sprinkled in

how old are you? i think i'll be joining you soon.
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>mostly normal parents
>grew up rich in a huge house
>grew up in a 95% white town
what the fuck happened to me, I can't do anything without fucking it up, I can't talk to normies without getting them to hate me
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>>38225826
I'm currently 22
>>38225878
I guess some of us were doomed from the start. Atleast some robots have reasons for being so autistic. I'm actually the reason why i'm such a failure.

how can i get the most realistic snuggle simulation out of pillows and bedsheets?
i want to be able to forget shes not real for a while
lying on my side clutching an pillow in my arms feels kinda nice but its not very convincing
advice? ideas?
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bring up my post
please help
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>>38225493
Bump
I also need this information
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>>38225493
You can buy weighted blankets, which are comfy and pretend she's holding you. I just pile up pillows and blankets and lean my back against it and pretend I'm back to back with a gf.

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>tfw even 2D hentai is starting to remind you of how rejected you are by 3D girls
>tfw can't even masturbate to pics or videos of women now

I'm going off the walls and the sexual frustration of being a mid 20s khv loser is starting to become palpable.
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then masturbate to boys
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>>38225599
The only boys I want to masturbate to are qt fembois, but they remind me of women too so I just can't.
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>>38225599
can you use the word trap instead next time please.?
My filter wouldve blocked your comment

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>masturbate
>cum
>weak orgasm, barely anything comes out
>dick is dribbling cum for the next 30 minutes
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>>38225478

>He does the virgin cum

LMFAO!
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Just cum harder.
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>>38225478
Take your time and don't use porn. It might take you like 30+ mins to get where you want to go, but it will be worth it.

If you can't cum without porn nofap for 1 or 2 weeks and then never use it again.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4668228/Two-women-jailed-sickening-torture-internet-date.html?ito=social-facebook
> two women are jailed over 'sickening' torture of vulnerable internet date they dunked in a cold bath, strangled with hair straighteners and threatened with a DRILL during a 24-hour ordeal
Daily reminder this is what women really think of robots or men who are not chads.
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Let me guess they met on okcupid
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>>38225420
>Not getting up and walking away.
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>>38225545
That man is an uber beta weakling. He'd probably kill himself if they told him to

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>dad gave me a condom on my 18th
>always kept it in my wallet
>it expired 3 years ago

REEEEEEEEEE WHY AM I SO UNAPPEALING. CAN NO WOMAN EVER FIND IT IN THEM TO EVEN BOTHER WITH ME? REEEEEEEEEE KILL ME
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Oh god my father did the same thing when I turned 18 and I kept it in the drawer by the bed and one day when we were moving furniture years later (I was 24) he found it. he laughed and was going to hand it to me but then he saw it was expired and realized it was the same one he'd given to me on my 18th. his smile disappeared instantly and he was mostly quiet for the rest of the day.
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>>38225412
this actually makes me depressed anon hope you find someone soon
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>>38225319
>Get a condom at school in 2001.
>Always kept it on my TV in case I would need it.
>Expired in 2003.
>Still not needing it to this day.

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>you try to be helpful and steer people towards a better path
>realize all your effort goes nowhere and you're only fueling their self-pity

What's your personal opinion on this Garfield strip?
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>>38225281
I like it I guess, Garfield has a more old fashioned look to him. I don't know why he has the cigar in the last panel. Is it supposed to imply he beat the fuck out of John for it?
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>>38226138
Not a cigar, but a pipe.
John gave it back because Garfield had touched it with his gross-ass lasagna mouth.
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>>38225281
Was this some sort of reoccurring gag?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

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If you could change yourself in the following ways, which would it be:

A: You become a venerable Chad with ripped muscles, a manly jaw, and towering height. Women will always swipe you on Tinder. The downside is that your dick when erect is slightly under 4" long and it will become a crippling insecurity you will never get over. No guy is going to mess with you about it because you're buff as fuck but no woman can stay loyal to you.

B: You become a short, ugly midget with a face not even a mother could love but you are hung like a horse and outperform Chad and Tyrone combined in bed. Getting laid will be about as easy as a brain-damaged villager from Cambodia getting into a Korean university but if you can manage the luck gal will never be sexually satisfied by any other man ever again.
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A

this is the easiest god damn choice of all time
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>>38225240
>will never be sexually satisfied by any other man ever again.

oh the things they'll believe lol
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>>38225240
A, nobody will choose B unironically this was not amusing at all try again

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what to do while on xanax? I have no car, no money and likely won't remember any of it so anime is out of the question
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>>38225230
music and half-hearted masturbation
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>>38225230
Just do what you normally do. You'll be able to remember everything just fine. Walks in nature are kind of fun if you know anyplace in walking distance.
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Listen to Future and bang a sloot

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shoenice is breaking down and is streaming fucked up in public lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPyHy1kEtY0
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>>38225103
That is the saddest thing I have ever seen. Watching his downward spiral has been really awful. Just when you think he's hit rock bottom, he finds a new and exciting way to destroy his life even further.
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>>38225103

I remember getting a kick out of his chug videos a couple of years ago. I was never fond of him as a person but it's a touch watch none the less. It's like watching the downward spiral of one of those kids that were popular in high school but couldn't make it else where. Fucking tough to watch.
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>>38225103
>>38225103
It's like that Seinfeld episode where George's girlfriend dies from licking too many envelopes.

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Ok I got hired to work at a game studio on some game being developed, it'd a car combat game(you drive around shooting and running over the other cars and pedestrians. This game so far from what was shown to me is so fucked up, where do I even begin:

>environments have many destructible elements and hazards/death traps
>areas based on real life cities but fucked up futuristic versions of them
>one of the arenas looks like some fucked up ghetto area and you can run over and gun down ghetto blacks, including CHILDREN
>edgy billboard ads advertising all manner of drugs and other filth
>drivers are awful people and edgy as fuck, no heroic characters you can truly root for
>plot is ripped off of twisted metal right down to the main person holding the contest being some evil devil person that grants wishes but fucks them up somehow, except its a woman not a man
>graphics look like realism shit, and the pedestrian deaths are disturbingly graphic and realistic feeling

Seriously, who the fuck would want to play this shit? This game is fucking foul, and violent in a way that's truly sickening. This isn't even like cheesy goofy violence either, it's straight up grimdark as fuck. I almost wonder if I should sabotage this project or report this studio to get it banned or cancelled.

pic isn't from the game, but the game has cars like this and more
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what game?

i would be suprised if twisted metal studios wont sue them for plagiarism,
fucking unoriginal game makers when will they learn?
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Could you leak photos OP?

Also, this just makes me want a new Twisted Metal/ Vigilante 8/ Full Auto etc. seriously, the car combat genre is shit right now.
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>>38225093
Maybe you should ask >>>/v/

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