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>That will be $500 plus tip.
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i've jacked off for about 8 hours in total in the last 3 days. my penis kind of hurts

how do i stop being so addicted to porn? i literally have nothing going for me right now, except for my looks
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are you cuming powder milk now?
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>>37650382

>except for my looks

stop masturbating for a second and you'll be motivated to work on your game.

game being sexual eligibility, and if you want to be sexually eligible you'll work on your career, attitude, physique, etc.
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>>37650465
you say you have looks, so you should already be at an advantage, at least compared to most of us.
also get off r9k

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Autists get out! Normies and taking over!
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Please tell me how to have gay sex without being gay, a friend of mine needs to know.
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>>37650514
just dont let the dicks touch bro

Roasties, remember, 2D will always be superior to you, in every way.
>inb4 the "i can offer friendship and sex xd".
You can't offer friendship, and my pocket pussy is superior to your pumped and dumped by 300+ hole.
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Fuck cousins. Non-incestually.

>cousins are in town on vacation
>they stay at my parents house
>entire weekend they avoid me
>go off and smoke weed by themselves
>when they know I'm a stoner
>keep suggesting things to do
>they refuse, sit around with their phones and shit
>eventually they pack up to leave
>"it was nice seeing you anon!"
>niggareally.png
>parents aren't around
>"haha yeah, fuck you"
>"uhh..."
>just gets in the car and goes

Anybody else have fake nice family members like this?
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>it's another "anon's grandparents pretend to love him even though they know he's a dirty drug addict alcoholic"
Fuckin repeats
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I used to hang out with my cousin but he was kind of a douche prick and berated me the entire time I was around him and his friends because I was weird and what not, the worst part is he was the only person that ive ever actually hanged out with
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>>37650339
Pff.. Cousins are the best of both worlds between brothers and siblings that you can fuck.

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Has anyone else made a shrine of their waifu to jerk off to? I recently did this and oh my god my orgasms are atleast 10x as more powerful.

its almost like massie williams herself is personally jacking me off and taking my jizz all over her face.

over the past 3 weeks I have been seriously cyber stalking her, it gets me rock solid just typing this out, I have managed to find out her location 2 times and even have used those unsecured live camera to jerk off to her while she was at a cafe.

>pic related
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This is copy-paste nice job OP

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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day

day71
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I'm freaking out.

Have any robots ever had massive life improvements lifting them out of socially isolated autistic NEETdom and then realized how fragile that trajectory is because it was all accidental and coincidental, and then started getting incredibly panicked about being able to keep the lifeline? Or not being sure if they should even hold onto the lifeline?

How do I deal with this? It's fucking suffocating,
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Tfw when no gassy gf
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Why is female infidelity glorified by western society? Pic mildly related
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Where's Connie? I hope she's doing okay.
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hope shes dead worst shitstain on everything

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>tfw trying to masturbate with a fever
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>be me poor as fuck
>my pc burned,my smartphone broke
>can't post on 4chan anymore
>get an idea.
>post from wii u but can only reply to threads because can't post my wojak images.
>window pops up "you can only upload screenshots from wii u"
>download art academy
>have to draw my fucking images to be able to post memes
>im shit at drawing
you guys want me to draw something?
im bored post images and i will try to draw them
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>>37650119
Draw my waifu
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Draw an original Chen pls
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>>37650119
I am impressed by your dedication

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>tfw my fetish for asian women and BLACKED has turned into one fetish

Is anyone else here a patron of this top tier genre?
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>>37650106
>arrow pointing to her vag
>"sex"

Wow, spoilers much.
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>>37650106
>top-tier

>3D porn.
>With niggers.
>With interracial sex.
>With threesomes.
>2 males on 1 female.
pls die.
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>>37650325
>not being into interracial
>threesomes are something he takes issue with
you're not even a true robot

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WHY DO THESE FAGGOTS KEEP TRYING TO FORCE ME TO BE THEIR FRIEND!
THEY KEEP INVITING ME OUT AND STUFF
I EVEN IGNORED THEM ALL ON MY FAKE FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHICH I ONLY USE TO BROWSE SHITT MEMES BUT THEY SOMEHOW MANAGE TO REACH OUT TO ME!!


JUST LEAVE ME ALONE I DON'T WANT FRIENDS AND I DON'T WANNA GO OUT!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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