>That will be $500 plus tip.
i've jacked off for about 8 hours in total in the last 3 days. my penis kind of hurts
how do i stop being so addicted to porn? i literally have nothing going for me right now, except for my looks
>except for my looks
stop masturbating for a second and you'll be motivated to work on your game.
game being sexual eligibility, and if you want to be sexually eligible you'll work on your career, attitude, physique, etc.
Autists get out! Normies and taking over!
Roasties, remember, 2D will always be superior to you, in every way.
>inb4 the "i can offer friendship and sex xd".
You can't offer friendship, and my pocket pussy is superior to your pumped and dumped by 300+ hole.
Fuck cousins. Non-incestually.
>cousins are in town on vacation
>they stay at my parents house
>entire weekend they avoid me
>go off and smoke weed by themselves
when they know I'm a stoner
>keep suggesting things to do
>they refuse, sit around with their phones and shit
>eventually they pack up to leave
>"it was nice seeing you anon!"
>parents aren't around
>"haha yeah, fuck you"
>just gets in the car and goes
Anybody else have fake nice family members like this?
I used to hang out with my cousin but he was kind of a douche prick and berated me the entire time I was around him and his friends because I was weird and what not, the worst part is he was the only person that ive ever actually hanged out with
Has anyone else made a shrine of their waifu to jerk off to? I recently did this and oh my god my orgasms are atleast 10x as more powerful.
its almost like massie williams herself is personally jacking me off and taking my jizz all over her face.
over the past 3 weeks I have been seriously cyber stalking her, it gets me rock solid just typing this out, I have managed to find out her location 2 times and even have used those unsecured live camera to jerk off to her while she was at a cafe.
This is copy-paste nice job OP
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
I'm freaking out.
Have any robots ever had massive life improvements lifting them out of socially isolated autistic NEETdom and then realized how fragile that trajectory is because it was all accidental and coincidental, and then started getting incredibly panicked about being able to keep the lifeline? Or not being sure if they should even hold onto the lifeline?
How do I deal with this? It's fucking suffocating,
Tfw when no gassy gf
Why is female infidelity glorified by western society? Pic mildly related
Where's Connie? I hope she's doing okay.
>tfw trying to masturbate with a fever
>be me poor as fuck
>my pc burned,my smartphone broke
>can't post on 4chan anymore
>get an idea.
>post from wii u but can only reply to threads because can't post my wojak images.
>window pops up "you can only upload screenshots from wii u"
>download art academy
>have to draw my fucking images to be able to post memes
>im shit at drawing
you guys want me to draw something?
im bored post images and i will try to draw them
>tfw my fetish for asian women and BLACKED has turned into one fetish
Is anyone else here a patron of this top tier genre?
WHY DO THESE FAGGOTS KEEP TRYING TO FORCE ME TO BE THEIR FRIEND!
THEY KEEP INVITING ME OUT AND STUFF
I EVEN IGNORED THEM ALL ON MY FAKE FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHICH I ONLY USE TO BROWSE SHITT MEMES BUT THEY SOMEHOW MANAGE TO REACH OUT TO ME!!
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE I DON'T WANT FRIENDS AND I DON'T WANNA GO OUT!