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Does anybody have that chart where it shows women and men of equal aesthetics in the same row, but instead of the women being attracted to the equal partner, they are instead attracted to the top chads, while the men on the bottom don't get jack shit not even the semi attractive ones? The choices the people make are represented by strait lines to their desired mate. I hope that helps.
ACTUALLY asking for a friend since she doesn't know what I'm talking about when it comes to genetically inferior people being left out of the mix while the chads succeed, especially on dating sites.
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genetically inferior males can reproduce, they just have to use the provider/ talent models of mate selection. i don't know what you're talking about, breeeeh
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>>37785700
Wow, people picking the more attractive people to date, what a surprised. Who'd have seen it coming.
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>>37785745
bump me some more fagets
What are the best things you can do by yourself (alone) in a city besides going on long walks and getting drunk in your room.
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Crying to sleep wishing you were somebody else.
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>>37785688
Getting drunk on long walks
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>>37785688
You can go to a pool hall and get a table for yourself. Maybe some qt staceys wwill be drunk enough to not notice your autism and invite you to play with them.
There might be arcades still, even though all but one of them in my city were shut down by the late 2000s.
I like nightwalks above all though.
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WTF???? She didn't just get BLACKED, she got double penetrated by two BBCs
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lol anyone who likes blacked is a scat fetishist
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>>37785715
you're like a broken record.
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>>37785715
Agreed, BLACKED is awesome
Debate me, I dare you.
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>>37785645
>masturbate me, I dare you.
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>>37785645
Water is wet
Ecole unit
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>>37785645
okay, name your topic
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REEEEEEEEEEE I WANT TO MOVE OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I NEED A DEGREE TO MOVE FAR AWAY
BUT I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'D NEED TO DRIVE AN HOUR TO GET THERE
AND I CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A CAR
I DON'T HAVE A CAR BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A JOB TO GET MONEY TO BUY ONE
I DON'T HAVE A JOB BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FUCKING JOBS HERE
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>37785613
>REEEEEEEEEEE
Shut the fuck up
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>>37785631
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
YOU PROBABLY LIVE IN A NICE RICH CITY WHERE EVERYTHING IS A SHORT WALK AWAY
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are you a cute boy?
you could always come live with me!
>get a 78 in my robot test
>am a khv
What am I doing wrong?
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That is perhaps the stupidest chart. Apparently robots are stupid fat criminals who waste money.
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>>37785711
>robots too dumb to realise they can change
>scam the government for their made up mental illnesses
>spend all the scammed money on tendies and get fat
chart seems to be on point to me friendo
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i am a wizard
cool stuff
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>"Daddy daddy! Pick me up! I want a hug daddy!"
What do you do?
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blow her fucking brains out
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l'm not a cuckold
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assuming she's actually mine, pick her up and give her a hug. this ain't rocket science.
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>how long have you been together ?
>how does one get belly gf ?
>is it as how i imagine it ?
also general belly thread
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stufferdb.com
Here you go, guys
>Be me, proto-Chad (6 pack coming in slowly)
>Can get mostly any girl I want
>Want fat gf
>Don't get fat gf because parents would hate it
>Also don't get fat gf because she'd die at 40 or 50
>Be sexually dissatisfied all my life
>pic related
Also the girl OP posted is Layla
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forgot to post pic related
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>>37785528
bump bc I feel like it, let loose the bellies
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Why do dirty Indians always try to talk to the female porn actresses in the porno comments section?
They understand that the girl herself didn't upload the vid, right?
Its always like "hello u very sexy please message me for sex i big dick!"
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Somebody post some screencaps, I know there's hundreds of gems out there
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>>37785516
I know exactly what you're talking about. I dont have any screenshots with me now but here's a bump.
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>>37785537
>>37786703
Im pulling some from around the web now
They even do it to facebook posts in any sort of big/global group
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Would you have sex with her, given the chance?
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I have a feeling you ARE or KNOW this female and are doing this at their request.
>and the answer is no, cute rather than sexy
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>>37785469
No... She's a nice friend...
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>>37785469
>exposed shoulder
She knows what she's doing.
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>tfw no brave, heroic military bf
gods curse me
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>>37785428
Navy's full of faggots, its called the Gayvy for a reason.
But if you're a gril I'm a big musular marinepooleeso you can be my small civvie gf :3
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>>37785465
>Navy's full of faggots, its called the Gayvy for a reason.
That sounds like parade desu
I want to get gangbanged by a naval squad.
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I'll be yOREEEEEEEur bf, bb ;^)
OREEEEOREEEEEOREEEEEOREEEEEOREEEEOREEEEEEeeeeee
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Femanon here. Got any high school crush stories?
I'll go first. Names changed for obvious reasons.
>be me, not too pretty, not too smart, not that skinny either
>starting junior year in high school, feeling pretty okay
>just found peace with myself and got over a long period of depression
>made new friends
>been thinking about getting a boyfriend in hopes it would further complete me
>enter Elmer's glue-looking white boy
>we've been friends for a while
>knew he had a crush on me for a while too
>we talk for a bit and share summer stories
>I head to my history class
>meet the teacher, Mr. H
>he's gotta be 400 pounds
>has never tasted a vegetable in his life, possibly washes himself with a rag on a stick
>before anyone in class can roast him he proceeds to roast himself about how depressed he is and how he prays to Ronald McDonald every night for creating the Big Mac
>dude has a picture of a Big Mac on a map of the world
>talks about how at this class for him will be like one long relationship where we both know we're going to break up but we're not too sure when it'll happen
>this man's intention is to make us suffer, but also to teach us some god damn history
>proceeds to mock the Valedictorian while teaching us the Gilded Age
>I suddenly have a passion for history, start highlighting all my notes and keeping my notebook neat
cont.
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OREEEEOREEEEOREEEOREEEOREEEOREEEOREEEEOREEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEOREEEEEOREEEEOREEEEEOREEEEEOREEEOREEEEOREEOREEEEEOREEEEEOREEE
OREEEEEginal
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>flashforward to late fall, Elmer and I are getting close, but he doesn't know how to do anything romantic
>He hovers around me after school one day and I know he's going to ask me out
>"Do you have something to ask me?"
>"Yes..."
>Silence for 5 minutes
>"Do you want to see a movie with me?"
>"yes"
>internally cringe, but I force myself to find it endearing
>a month later, Elmer and I are a thing, and Mr. H recently returned from his wedding
>students question him about the ring on his finger
>"I wear it to keep my finger from falling off"
>I decide to play along
>"How did you cut your finger off?"
>"Cutting cheese... as ... men do."
>giggle
>decide to give some sweets to Mr. H on occasion, for fun
>give him chips ahoy cookies that I couldn't finish during lunch
>"There's nothing in these, right?"
>doesn't realize he's making a joke at first so autistic me says,
>"Uh, no. You're not allergic to anything, right???"
>"No."
>recover with
>"Good. Enjoy your trip."
>nod at the cookies
>he smiles, and I leave for the weekend
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go on op don't leave us hanging
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Anybody else worried about their posture? A few months ago when I was spending less time online I thought it was better, but then after seeing a photo of myself I was disgusted. Now it's probably even worse.
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>>37785402
Yes my posture is terrible. I'm trying to do stretches to fix it but it's a slow process. Forward neck, hunched shoulders, forward hips.
If I self correct my posture it feels very stiff and uncomfortable
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Yeah. Even sitting up straight makes my back hurt. Does anyone have any good resources they could recommend for this kind of stuff?
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My knees and probably feet are fucked so I walk in a way that my spine is straight its just that im always leaning back and people have commented on it and i fucking hate it. also i kick my feet out for every step which people also notice
First impression of my gf and me /r9k/?
Pic is us
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>>37785395
I want to put my wiener in her and I'm sure every male that passes her on the street also does.
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>>37785395
Aiming high I see... gg wp OP, your still a fag though
(make sure to have at least 3 children)
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>>37785395
She's good looking. You should have quit smoking while you had the chance
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stgrSjynPKs
Who here /sadboy/?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz-_mstXfr0
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>stole Lil B's style
>completely relied on his team of producers, never created a drum loop in his life
>is the main reason that braindead emo xanax rappers dominate the underground now
Fuck Yung Lean. I'm ashamed to have ever been a fan of him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN0IuqgC3N8
Apparently this post isn't original, so I've added this portion.