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how do you deal with oneitis? I know I shouldnt be this deep but damn..

sad experiences/stories are also welcome.. cheer a brother up
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>>35142740
You move on and start talking to multiple different girls.
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>>35142786
This, OP.

You gotta try and move on, broaden your options so you don't place all of your emotions into one bank. Talk to more girls.

Also could I get a source on that image if you have one, OP?
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>>35143039
no source sorry but a reverse search on tineye can get the full image

also thanks for the advice

>not really a weeb, but I'm trying to start watching anime to fit in here since this is an anime webste
>start with Love Live
>the plot isn't really that interesting, but by the end of the first season it's making me really nostalgic for my middle/high school days when I had just a few friends that I wasn't close to
>start to panic because life feels like it's moving too fast and I've done nothing with my life (living with my parents not in college even though I'm 21, they let me live at home to "take a year off to get my depression under control" but I haven't done anything to change my life and my depression just keeps getting worse)
Is most anime like this? Designed around simple plots about friendship to make us feel somewhat like we have friends?

>tfw my nostalgia for my middle/high school days is so bad I'm considering buying a Windows XP computer because it takes me back
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>>buying a Windows XP computer

no
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>>35142607
I have $50 in my paypal account and old EEE pcs are pretty cheap on ebay. It wouldn't be the worst purchasing decision I've ever made...
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Been here since 2008, started watching anime back in 2016.
Met a femanon last year who made me finally watch some. Now i cant stop

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I keep coming across posts on r9k of people who graduated with an engineering degree(usually electrical) and are unemployed/underemployed.
SO I'm not sure if I'm just running into the same person over and over or if this is a legitimate problem and getting an engineering degree would be a mistake.
SO making a thread to see just how many people have this problem.
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>>35142352
You'll have to compete with pajeets who are willing to work for less than fourth of your salary.

Too bad Trump can't ban cheap foreign labor.
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So you heard about STEM meme ? SO DID EVERYONE ELSE AND THEIR GOD DAMN MOTHER

today degrees have become high school diploma.

If you go to a mediocre college, have shitty grades and have no connections, you can very easily be unemployed with engineering degrees.

Not to mention, countries like US get a lotta foreign students who ready to work their asses off. This is employers' time in 2017.
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EE graduate here
Waste of time for a useless piece of paper
Would have been better if I went to work straight out of high school

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How did your parents fuck you up? Specifically.

> have overbearing, patronising and controlling parents
>dad yells all the time, rest of the family is quiet for the majority

>I move out and have been going from place to place
>I've scared everyone at least once because I come into the kitchen/living room so quietly
>I don't talk to my roommates/landlord unless necessary
>love playing instruments, but never get past a certain point because I can't stand playing in front of others/past a certain volume
>never give my opinion unless specifically asked

One of the saddest things for me is when I see a normal family. A friend invited me over to his boxing day celebration with his extended family. They all had christmas jumpers, a BIG feast, played games like pass the parcel, they all respected each other, and it just made me feel so happy and so hollow at the same time.

I once had a middle aged couple as landlords, and they were so nice to me, so supportive and they actually wanted to know about my interests and my opinions, they were kind to each other and had friends, and it just made me think. If I had parents like that, that would support me but let me be my own person. I'd be so much better today.
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>>35141500
>One of the saddest things for me is when I see a normal family

Same here. I envy guys who are best friends with their dad. Me and my dad barely talk to each other.
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It's worse coming back to a shitty family after living away for a while, and you can see the stark contrast.
Like I opened up more, and became friendlier, kinder when away. I come back and try to make conversation and it's just constantly being shut down. I try give my opinions, generally act like a normal member of society and I get nothing back.

I tried bonding with my little brother. He's 17 now, but he's so defensive about everything. I can tell he's trying. Out of the blue he'll just talk about his university choices or something else academic, then be like "ok that's all" and leave.

I hope he'll be OK.
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>>35141500
>I've never played a game with sound on, or anything loud in general, I'm always afraid my dad will come in and yell at me even though we've lived in different cities for a year
>My ears prick up when I hear a door open across a house or building, and when I hear a car parking in a driveway
>I hate myself intensely because I look exactly like my dad I also act exactly like him
>I am afraid to get medical help because my dad yelled at me when I was sick
>I hate getting help from others, or letting them see my work because I feel everything I do is inadequate
>My mum is a feminist whore, self explanatory

I had an easy childhood

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you guys need help. 4chan is poison.

hi. im a roastie whore i guess but a few hours ago i made out, was fingered/groped and sucked the dick of a guy who is morbidly obese and has a great personality. not chad in the slightest but he's very charming and has a cute face. you ppl just need to try harder. i would have fucked him if i wasnt celibate.
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>>35141293
>celibate
>sell-a-bit here, sell-a-bit there
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>>35141293
alright what's your fucking point
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I want to cum in Lily-Rose's mouth.

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Want to make your robot life more bearable?
Gardening is the answer
Hardly you will be able to find a comfier, more rewarding and lonely activity.. the rate of normie presence in gardening scene is 0%! guaranteed!

winter is about to finish, I prepared the soil this morning and later I'll sow green beans and spinaches
I'm already growing the lettuces, I'm transplanting them in the garden in about a month

what about you fellow robots? are you ready for spring?
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>>35141092
This is a plot at your home?
Do you live in an urban or rural area?

My apartment balcony is about 3-4sqm so I might put some potatoes in a sack, tomatoes growing in a tin can etc

Spinach sounds good. I can then toss it into soups because I would feel weird eating my own spinach
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>>35141443
I live in the country side but I have a small garden
pic from last year, that's about half of the garden

if you have only a balcony, the first thing to consider is the hours of sun the plants could benefit
is it exposed to south?

since you must grow things in pots, you could obtain the best results with lettuce, chicory, strawberries, spinaches yes
tomatoes need something bigger than tin cans and a good quality of the soil

you could also grow thyme, sage and rosemary (basil too but you should keep the seeds because it lasts only one year)
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>>35141594
Nice garden. I haven't timed the number of sunlight hours. It's wasted space so I don't go out nor look out at the balcony.

Do you have plans to utilise the back wall for trellis vines?
Otherwise it looks top notch

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Long story short, an alien organism crash lands on earth and fuses with your body, granting you super powers.
>you can shapeshift into any form, ranging in size from 0.1 millimeter to 10 kilometers, with exotic material properties like extreme density/friction/strength/transparency
>you can also shapeshift other people by touch, instantly or with a time delay or gradually over long periods of time
>you can separate yourself into up to 100 clones connected by a hive mind, you're aware of all of them simultaneously, but you become really good at multitasking (even mental tasks, like reading a book)
>you're basically immortal and invincible
What do you do with your newfound abilities?
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Start the new world order of attack on titan
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transform into a girl and get fucked by niggers
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>>35140905
>Transform arm to extend by about 1ft
>Transform it into an expensive material
>Chop it off
>Sell it
>Become rich

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Halfway to the danger zone edition
Meta:
https://systemspace.link/ - overall info is here.
[email protected] - send applications and questions.
Somebody, as far as I can recall, promised surprise today. Lets see how trustworthy this anon is.
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>>35136951
I'm so excited that I can't even sleep! I hope it's the imageboard we've been promised.
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>>35137268
I doubt, personally, but whatever. I'm open for suggestions.
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>>35136951
I wish Lain was real

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Post pics that accurately describe how you feel
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxNsQ31yN7c

this is what this album should be
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I wouldn't even describe myself as sad, mostly just monumentally disinterested in continuing to live.
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I'm 26. This is me erryday. Kill me please.

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Lonely on a saturday night
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>>35132246
FUCKING NORMAL FAGS GET THE FUCK OUT OUT OUT NOW I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU DO YOU HEAR ME I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU RAPE YOUR MOTHER SISTER ANYTHING THAT HAS HOLES WILL GET FUCKED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PEESJLKEJsklgTJMSTGSERTGRSGTRSGYRSGT
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/IuIIaby/

me too
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>>35133104
>1 friend
How long will he last?

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Previous thread >>35123698
Post comfy images like pic related.
Post music that makes you feel comfy.
Post gifs, videos, anything that makes you feel comfy.

Vent about your problems.
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>>35130208
This gif and this song make me feel comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlnw_JeN0uU
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>>35130208
Doing accounting procastinating cuz I'm seeing my friend soon and I've been having the shits
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I appreciate what you do.

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>"Is this seat taken?"
>"Would you like to donate to our charity?"
>"What's your problem?"
>"Are you autistic or something?"
>"Why do you walk so fast all the time?"
>"What football team do you support?"
>"Do you ever open up to people?"
>"Aren't you going to say anything?"
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>>35123909
>"who?"
>"hahaha oh hi anon, you were so quiet i didn't realize you were here"
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>who are your friends?


originall
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>>35123909
>Fuck's sake...Sure, no problem.
>No
>What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
>If you don't understand, that means you're retarded not the other way around.
>I have shit to do.
>Leeds United
>Only after I fuck them
>Why bother if I don't have anything valuable to add?

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F,

How could it come to this? You are out with your friends partying and having fun while I sit here and think about you and how much you mean to me. At first I didn't think you would define my life so fucking much as you do. I worry about you. I worry about you hooking up with someone and me dumping you because of that. I told you I will cancel everything I'm doing if you just call me and tell me I should pick you up and that you don't want to go on and party/drink with your friends. Furthermore I thought I just wanted a gf for sex and not for the feels but it came otherwise. You are the cousin of my best friend, whom stuck me in the friendzone that's the only reason I started talking to you, to come even closer to my best friend/your cousin, so I could get out of the friendzone, but then you made the first move and I rolled with it.
I would never have imagined me loving you. Fuck I know I sound like a total beta-fag this whole letter but all I want to tell you is that I miss you and that we should see each other more often than just once/twice a month.
Also I need to tell you that I nearly made out with a girl while I was drunk last night. You weren't here so I went to go party with my neighbour who had some friends over. We talked a bit and right when the conversation started to get too intimate I puked. Puked all over the floor and the girl. She went home screaming and crying while I was hanging above the toilet puking even more. After those two houtrs of insane puking I went home and realized through drinking so much I saved my relationship. Plus I saved myself from falling into depression and self-doubt, because I would've lost you.
So I beg you to come over or something so we can talk watch tv and have the best night of our dreams.

In Love your boyfriend
Anon.
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Why do you people bother to keep writing these letters. Go fucking write to the person. Nobody gives a shit about your gossip. This is some /soc/ tier shit
>sage goes into options field^
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yeeeeee what's up my man wooo woooooooooo

-B
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I'll get free eventually. Never has a human ever been ok with being a prisoner, being oppressed, and living under someone elses rule. It's in our nature to NEED freedom. We will give anything for it. We will give EVERYTHING for it.

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The buck stops here. What do you fucking feel is preventing you from actually having women and or sex.

What the hell is so BAD that it IS MENTALLY and PHYSICALLY preventing you from getting the girls.

Spill your fucking guts and we all can help each other out. We dont have to be in this pain we can help one another.

Stop thinking of robots as robots, remove all the memes and we are people too. People worth helping so lets do this
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I'm a little weird and don't have many friends. Also I'm 5'7 and not particularly handsome.
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>>35111865
I'm lazy. I could probably get a gf if I bothered to get a job and driver's license.
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>>35111865
Im just super shy and dont really know how to start a conversation. I can continue just fine. Its just I cant randomly approach people.

I'm not that bad looking either. Just not good enough to get people to approach me.

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Who else collects fast food receipts?
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>>35146723
that's sad even for this board
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You only have four?
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>>35146993
Yeah, I just started

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