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I've noticed that I have a thing for female characters that rarely/never speak. Does anybody else know this feel? Is there name for this?
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yee i know that feel; but i don't know if that have a name
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I love the idea. Just innocence. So cute... <3
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girls who you can just be with and not say a thing are keepers imo,

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It's 3 am eastern time
And i've noticed the thread qualities are going up.
What does this mean?
Have all the normies gone to bed?
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>>34604542
Auatralian primetime, you mean?
Australians are the biggest effortposters.
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>>34604542
normies g to bed around 8-11.
its the school kids that have school friday anon.
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>>34604559
Australia is true robo land

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just deleted my porn folder brobots. i'm going to try out this whole no fap thing. what should i expect???
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YOUR SOUL WILL BE CLEANSED

YOU WILL BE HEALED MY CHILD
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you will transcend the nature of the universe
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>>34604531
the bit i'm posting is my last little bit before i delete it all.

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>22
>Horrible with women as a teenager
>Got /fit/
>Started dressing well
>Learned how to talk to people
>Stopped being depressed
>Start getting attention from Stacies

>mfw I get to watch their reaction as they find out I'm not interested because they're not virgins.

Is there any better feeling on earth? They try to pretend you're being unreasonable initially, but every one I've done this to so far eventually snaps, recognizes its her fault and starts crying

I might be a 22y/o virgin, lads, but I'm winning.
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yeah you sound like a winner
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>>34604507
More like weiner amirite
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>>34604469
You're my idol anon. Thank you, this have me some hope.

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>I have a gf and you don't
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then leave nigger. you're free.
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>>34604436
fuck off and die, if you just came here to laugh at us "losers", you're the piece of shit, not us
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>>34604436
I would rather be alone than date a fat chick. Have fun with you obese children.

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>yeah, I was born in a religious family but deconverted to atheism at 17

mfw there are people who actually go around saying shit like this
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>he didnt have an edgy atheist teenager phase

Its like you arent even human
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>>34604404
if you had strict parents you usually go through an atheist phase when you reject everything your parents stand for. it'll pass for most of them when they find out what atheists stand for.
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>>34604404
I'm an atheist married to a catholic, we have a kid that's being raised catholic

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I feel like stabbing myself in the neck

I've got a sharpish kitchen knife but i'm wondering how I can dull the pain or maybe sharpen the blade a bit? I've got some mild pain killers, benzos, and a little bit of beer. will that help much? any way to numb the pain? maybe heating the blade idk?

I want to do this fairly quickly as I only get this motivation once in a while so nothing that will take more than a couple of hours
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>>34604366
>I feel like stabbing myself in the neck
why?

Nothing you have will dull the pain much
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>>34604403
to release some tension, not necessarily kill myself but I wouldn't mind if I did
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>>34604366
theres about a hundred less autistic ways to kill yourself.
Stick that knife in an electrical socket instead.

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February edition

good morning edition
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GOOD morning

Just had sweet morning sex and I'm on a half day. Everything's coming up Milhouse
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On way to work already but I finish at 1.
Got a job interview for a good job on Monday husky I can finally pack in retail after 5 years soon
Wish me luck brobots
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Got job centre at 9. Why the FUCK do I keep agreeing to have these stupidly early appointments.

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>swore off of video games years ago because I didn't want to be a manchild anymore
>nothing changed and now 8 years later I've started playing them nonstop again
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>>34604278
You're a fucking moron for thinking quitting videogames will fix your life just becuase bitter old fucks that cant have fun label them as "childish"

Man i hate r9k, i share a lot with you but a lot of you are pathetic orbiters and faggots
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>>34604314
Video games are fucking manchild nu-male shit
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>stop playing vidya
>now i just lie in bed all day

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>2am
>making hotpockets
>mom wakes up and scolds me
>scream at the top of my lungs and tell her to "fuck off" while throwing chairs and threatening suicide

What the fuck is wrong with me.

I'm a NEET btw
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you've seriously jeopardised your chances of earning GBP
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>>34604274
You're a shit child.
Perhaps you should end it, talking to your mother like that.
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how old are you?

luxembourg

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>suffocation by crystal castles
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>>34604267
nah man, year of silence
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>>34604267
Baptism tho. And intimacy.
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>>34604267
>not a .gif
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Some drunk called me a pussy at the bar tonight.
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>>34604258
Well? Are you a pussy?
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>>34604266
Nah not really. I just talk like a fag
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>>34604266
I would've talked more shit if I knew how to fight and gained some more weight. It just pisses me off is all

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>accidentally dropped the tab into my can of soeq
>swallowed it on accident when I was chugging my soda down
looks like this is it, /r9k/. this is my last post. been nice knowing you. never thought I'd die this way.
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should just remain in your stomach for the rest of your life.
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>>34604236
Or tear his intestines and anus apart as it moves through and exits his system
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Darwin hard at work.

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>"Are you a virgin anon? Not juding if you are, you can tell me"
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>>34604215
maybe. wanna find out the hard way???
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>>34604215
Yeah I'm waiting for the right guy (female).
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>>34604215
A girl that looks like this would be really into Virgins. They pride themselves on being a guys first.

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>Post-Interview regret/cringe
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>>34604188
>one year ago
>at an interview for McDonalds
>they all me about why I wanted the job exactly
>say that I wanted to better the world out of nervous autism
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>spend entire car drive home screaming
>throat hurts and can barely talk for the next week
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>Interviewers say "No, not exactly"
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

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