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>>37968067
Sorry to hear that anon.
How come you haven't moved out?

>>37968267
the housing prices are terrible right now and i dont know anyone who is willing to be roomates,i already spend most of my money on university and my job is not steady so i am not steady financially yet...but i do want to move out really badly this was happening since i was a toddler

>>37968309
>i am not steady financially
If you have some money buy cryptocoins.
Buy etherum, it's kinda costly now, used to be 80$ now its at 300 something
Check out biz if you want to learm more.

>tfw i'm in the county with nukes
>tfw won't be able to shitpost about happening

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thank god
originalo

Thanks to fag-op I'm now listening to this siren sound instead of music.

Am I off the hook?

1235413523453

live to shitpost another day

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>>37967879
this show is way better than it should be i love you mike tyson

>>37967879
I long for the day I have a friend to invite me over for pizza and actually be functioning enough to leave my house to do it.

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>>37967871
Congrats are in order. There is no odder, stranger, better feel than that first time you have a romantic dream about a new girl.
Of course, in this case Daddarrio may have actually entered your dream in an attempt to steal your soul, but you seem to have made it back alright.

>>37967871
Have you ever had a similar dream with a girl you used to be with, a long time ago? It's a lot worse when you wake up

Whenever I have a romantic dream I have feelings of desire and happiness that are more intense than anything I've ever felt in real life. My dreams feel more emotional than my own waking reality. Is this normal?

>>37967839
I don't. I was suffering from the unfortunate delusion lately that one of them liked me. When reality became clear I sank even lower than my previous rock bottom. Am probably going to kill myself within the next month as soon as I sort out my will and write my note.

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>How do YOU deal with the fact that you will NEVER get a ------------- girlfriend who loves you from the heart?

pretty bad man tbqh

>>37967839
I deal with it the same way I deal with every other problem

SAGE

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>>37967793
No, it's just people being pathetic faggots. And I'm the most pathetic faggot here

>>37967793
>Is depression even real?
No
Dumbshits looking for attention

and doctors giving them attention and medicine because that's what they get paid to do, if you have a hammer things start to look like nails

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Yes but from what I can tell it doesn't have much to do with feeling sad. It's more about a cycle of self defeating thoughts that keep you in whatever shitty situation you find yourself in.

but thats just my 2 cents

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>>37967789
>>>/trash/
Origonbsgn

>>37967829
I don't browse that board and I don't believe you dictate where I go? So maybe if you don't like what I post you should go? Or just like, I don't know, ignore the thread.

>>37967857
get the fuck out of here you are so fucking annoying. go get a fucking boyfriend or something

>>37967771
I basically do this already, guess I'll just consciously decide to stop eating at 8:00

Thanks for the tip anon

>>37967771
I do this when im using hard drugs. Hard to eat anything when heroin makes me throw everything up. After my last meth binge i almost had abs. Almost... :(

>>37967771

Breakfast is propaganda created by cereal companies. As a biochem major it is good though I'm not sure all the things mentioned are accurate.

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>>37967680
Also you guys have way more pictures than me, I have barely any that I don't see around here

How do you guys get such good me-me collections I can't compete

discords are awful and terrifying, it's all just normalfags pretending to be bots

>>37967680
This site sucks but we come back because sometimes its really good. We need to do meme larping. No more posting pictures of girls, that is shillery to destroy men.

Post pictures of animal gore. Normies hate that more than human gore, because they are immorally illogical and should be avoided at all cost if they have a conflict of interest of saving a human stranger or their dog. They are evil and you should run away from them and its better to live in the woods than to be associated with them if they force you too.

>>37967718
Constant searcihng. Im on this site virtually 24/6/ (Im shomer Shabbos).

Yo, Im here for all of you. And will accept you no matter what. I pray for you, and you are in my thoughts, even though I dont know you, and I dont see your posts, but I know you are there, Anon and are in pain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmGqG3grTrg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnpTWKKWQ1o

First of all, I think you think so highly of yourself. Nobody gives a shit whatever embarrassing thing that happened to you 10+ years ago because people's lifespan is short. You'll feel much better if you lower your expectations of people and society. Just work for yourself one step at a time. You're scared of taking risks like getting a job because you don't want to get hurt or perhaps you're not ready to be responsible for your own life yet.

>>37967759
I hate that people remember me as that awkward dork. I hate it so much.

And of course I hate it. I'm evolutionarily programmed to want to be seen as normal and to be accepted.

>>37967667
The good news is that nobody really cares enough about you being all those things, seriously people have their own lives to deal with. Nobody gives a shit that you're an unemployed virgin, n o b o d y

>>37967641
sann-ke*
aruroruedi*
hufootiuannuo*
orrude*
uwuumeno*

>>37967641
This face pisses me off for some reason

>>37967641
actually experienced this IRL
>she was always flirting with me blatantly
>thought she was late 20's
>she casually mentions her younger brother
>ask how old her younger brother is
>she said 36
to be fair, she was definitely just playing games with me for whatever reason, I guess she thought it was funny, or maybe it was just an ego boost for her, idk. All the other Koreans hated her guts and told me to stay away from her and one guy told me loudly there's something wrong with a woman her age who isn't married, right in front of her so that she could hear.

>>37967636
Dude, at least you can say that you tried, and you did it for many more years than others, you can do what you want, you have earned it

>>37967636
No one cares about your problems failed normie
Try r/foreveralone or some bullshit

>>37967636
>44y old virging
>work at fast food place
you already could have hired a hooker you dumbass and instead of buying dumb shit saving the money and going to community college or doing some training would have enabled you some higher job. So is evolution. The weak get out sorted

>>37967630
Hey Anon. How are you. I'm on the bus now going to work, going early, might not be able to chat for long

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>>37967630
Why are you lonely anon? who hurt you

>>37967630
Nothing you do matters. All you have achieved and will achieve will be meaningless in less than a hundred years. So go outside and take a walk, talk to people or come watch tv

Girls like getting your hopes up and then dashing them away

Weve all gone thru it

That means despite how cute you are bro, your personality sucks over messages. Just move on to the next slut

>>37967612
I've had that done to me bro, hang in there im with you

Hey at least you're not on the street

>>37967609

go get a job im srs. even some wagecuck shit pay job just to give ur life some routine. social isolation is fucking horrible for your brain and body u needa at least talk to people

>>37968604
it's only bad for your brain when you're legitimately isolated, like put in a cell without any interaction at all. I still talk to my family once a week, and I can still watch ASMR videos on youtube, and watch movies and stuff. It's not ideal, of course, and I think I'm getting slowly more depressed, but I don't think I'll get neurological damage or anything.