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>tfw going to sleep with my girlfriend after a nice evening of movies, wine and sex
Share your evening, fellow robots
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>>34553102
>hiding your thread and stub
>continue browsing for a non-shit thread
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i'm going to continue my investigations into the collapsing of society so that evenings such as yours will no longer be possible
wish me luck, robros
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>>34553102
>get back to dorm room from lunch
>feeling depressed due to two days-worth of stressing over my future
>no motivation to do homework
>watch youtube vids for an hour
>read about 10 pages in english book and skim the rest
>watch youtube vids and browse r9k
>all the while worrying about how this semester will go, if I'll be able to start seeing things in a positive light, and wanting to cry
College is hell, I wish I joined the army or got a job
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Former Football Player Out on $1M Bond After Allegedly Stalking and Killing Cheerleader Ex 2017-02-01 12:43:43 Post No.34553093
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Former Football Player Out on $1M Bond After Allegedly Stalking and Killing Cheerleader Ex
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chad gets out scot free for 1 mil bond after killing cheerleader g/f while you robots woulda got the needle already
http://people.com/crime/football-player-bond-shooting-cheerleader-ex-girlfriend/
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>>34553093
on a related note, anyone else get really fucking happy when they hear some high school chad who "everyone loved" ends up dying to drunk driving or being murdered or going to jail. you hear these stories all the time and theyre fucking amazing.
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>>34553821
One of the chads at my school killed himself attempting autoerotic asphyxiation
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>>34553821
Mine went bald and failed out of college.
He works at Best Buy
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>tfw you'll never get to go back
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the internet was peaceful back then
no normies, only cool elders and comrades
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>>34553082
swear to god i've been there before but i don't know what it's from
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why aren't MIT niggers inventing time machines
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The Patrician's Choice 2017-02-01 12:41:20 Post No.34553034
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Erica is best r9k girl
>all other girls BTFO
post your best/rarest ericas
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>>34553034
mental illness is not hot or cute
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Air Ryka
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>>34553034
a literal ayy lmao
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Told my mom
>that i like little girls
>started therapy and antidepressants
>confess that i raped my 2 years old cousin
>about 4 months and i still want to give up in life
>mom and therapist will not tell anyone about my cousin if i never do it again
>i dont want to hurt another girl,but i want a loli gf
should i just kill my self ?
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Was it actual rape or just (((rape)))?
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Yes kill yourself you piece of shit.
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>>34552963
just oral sex and kisses,sucked her pussy and stuff
>(((rape))
>No practical skills whatsoever
>Cannot change a tire, fix a sink, figure out anything if the power goes out, or anything
>Cannot make, build, or craft in any capacity
>Not an artistic bone in my body
>Know only English with very little Spanish
>Could not tell you the difference between a molecule, cell, and atom
>Couldn't even give a good explanation of what those things are
>Don't even know how bread is made, not a fucking clue
>Know more about history and philosophy than most
>Couldn't even begin to grasp the theories of epistomology, couldn't make a solid metaphysical argument
>MFW spent most my life on videogames, but don't know the first thing about coding, modding or anything. A step above grandma overall
Whoever said ignorance is bliss...is a lying fucktard
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>>34552943
This is pretty representative of most NEETs here. You're in the right place.
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>>34552943
*BRRRAAAAAP*
sniff sniff
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>>34552943
There are plenty of people making six figures that don't know that shit. Just get into a STEM field.
why the fuck didn't i play a sport as a kid
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>>34552895
Single mother originality
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i didn't like the sports. i was kind of antisocial person.
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>>34552954
this is entirely correct
and before my father got removed from the equation, he was just some poor immigrant farmer who didn't know about things like "fitness" and "socialization" since he'd been focused on surviving his whole life.
Every person with acne should be eligible for an assisted suicide. I cannot see my rotten face in a mirror anymore. One day I will probably kill my parents for such shitty genes.
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How about you stop eating potato chips and microwaved cheese sticks you fucking NEET greaseball
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It's not that bad anon, my aunt had acne and she got married.
There's still hope for ya. :)
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>tfw ice pick scars and sebaceous filaments that will probably never go away
ANyone else here have absolutely zero friends not even online?
How the fuck do people even make friends? I try to talk to people at college but they always just end up becoming acquaintances
I literally NEVER get a text message or phone call except like maybe once a month from my mom, are some people just broken and supposed to die off to natural selection but we continue to live because of modern society?
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I used to be the same way. Just out yourself out there. That easy, although it doesn't hurt to dress nicely.
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>>34552832
i thought i was the only one on this ride...
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>>34553075
>Just bee urseff XDDD
Thanks normalfriend
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Rural/farmer anons, how is the simple life going for you?
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>tfw city cuck
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>farmer live
>simple
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>>34552875
*simpler life
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye9OeMAc9oE
>MUH HEIGHT
>MUH GENETIX
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He's a normie pulling the classic "I'm a weird introvert nerd" shit.
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>>34552809
>i get to wear women's clothing
how is this a pro unless youre a massive faggot lol
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>>34552809
i fucking hate being the one random jew in a town full of hulking rural blue eyed white folks
>be me
>well known as alt-right troll in my community
>see that trump banned muslim countries from america
>topkek.config
>live in canada tho
>decide to do my part for the god-emperor
>grab some semi-auto bait and head over to the local mosque
>kick open the door and start uncucking the crowd
>screaming and chaos, laugh as their vitals get BTFO
>one of the libtards looks up at me from the floor
>"why.. why are you doing this?"
>lol, triggered much?
>"learn to take a joke, shitlib."
>continue unloading bantz on the occupants until police shills show up and arrest me
>mfw the cops don't understand satire
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i'm not even /pol/, but all muslims deserve to be mowed down
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>>34552799
>well known as alt-right troll in my community
just fucking go live in the woods and don't bother normal people
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this is the cuck robot that keeps posting black men's penises on /r9k/ >>34553031
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>Be me
>Be on Citalopram for a couple of months
>Lose all interest in sex
>Can't be bothered doing anything
>Nothing seems to interest me much anymore
Does it get better?
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No, that's the whole point of anti-depressants. They stop you from caring.
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>>34552735
>Lose all interest in sex
Antidepressants never really made me do this. I was still jerking off multiple times a day and fantasizing about sex.
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>>34552735
Nope. I tried that stuff once and went through what you describe. Citalopram makes things "better" by making nothing matter. Try something else.
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Why men refuse to get married 2017-02-01 12:26:35 Post No.34552723
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Why men refuse to get married
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In the old days, you were reasonably assured of a wife when you graduated school (around 18) and got a good job to sustain an entire family, and your wife would be a virgin and comparably attractive.
Now, you must go to college and grad school, and when you are in your late 20s or 30s, you can have a girl in her late 20s or early 30s who spent her entire 20s having sex with the best looking 5% of men on tinder, getting tattoos, drinking, and getting piercings, and voting for liberal values like abortion (killing babies) and birth control (abdicating womanhood) and pro immigration (anti-you), and she probably will always think about the chads she fucked when she was really good looking in her 20s and feel resentful she had to settle with you now that she wants 1 child before her womb closes down forever. And there is a good chance because she and you are both older, that your child will have autism, and you will be paying for it to go to doctors and wiping its mouth of tomato sauce, and the second your used up roastie wife who is 38 births your 1 autistic child, you will be forgotten because the baby will be "her whole world", and you will might get to have sex once a month or less, and if you complain she will divorce you and take all of your money, so you wont even be able to attract another roastie because a beta in your 30s/40s like yourself had nothing she wanted but money in the first place.
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>>34552723
Jesus Christ I'm hungry now.
As for your post, spot on.
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>>34552723
It doesn't work like that. Also if you go married young like what you are describing then you would likely have kids very fast, in which case the vagina would be ripped open at 18 like your picture. lol
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>>34552937
What do you think a pussy looks like after 10, 20, 40 dudes with different sized and shaped cocks fuck it?
It will also be saggier because she will be older.
Of course, true disgusting losers will tell you "Just get over it, dude- it's a number!" Try to maintain any sense of dignity or pride knowing your wife has sucked a dozen cocks and swallowed another man's cum. How can you even kiss her without tasting it, metaphorically, and dying every single day you are with her?
Only a truly pathetic, self hating man with no integrity can stand this injury.
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Can you recommend me some robot music?
Whether it be albums, artists, or tracks.
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>>34552720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqiHiMuEkes
here you go anon
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https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dwhr6FUh81YU&ved=0ahUKEwip_ZCJ0-3RAhXmIsAKHchbDQsQuAIIGjAA/&usg=AFQjCNGdqTCtX-nWpWbClbKRD7SWcMBZdg&sig2=quywx8Cfehx3jhZyMFMxpg
Christ that's a long link
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SNDoLXYtpc
prolly 32deep5u tho