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Hey oldfags, remember this shit?
https://youtu.be/X6oUz1v17Uo
Picard will ALWAYS be a better captain than Kirk and you will never be able to argue otherwise.
Fucking fight me.
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>>34306930
Definitely a Picardfag myself
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>>34306930
no one cares about star wars you fucking normie
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Sisko exists so this shit is irrelevant.
I'm a narc. I told on a coworker for stealing today. He has only been working with us for three months and he thinks he can get away with that shit right under my nose. $75 out of the register. Only three other people work at my shop and we're all very respectable employees so I didn't feel like it was appropriate for him to take a liberty like that. I've never tattled before and it doesn't really feel good but the alternative felt worse. Still though, I feel bad. Like it was none of my business. What would you do?
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better him than you
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>>34306897
Why do you care so much about a thief?
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>>34306897
If he wanted to steal he shouldn't have gotten caught. Good job, OP.
Kendal Jenner is my everything, I put together this piece for her so She could see who so am as a spirit and warrior and that I would fight for her no matter what, this art Shows that I understand her and that I would patiently piece her and I together diligently , I'm shipping it out to her tomorrow hopefully she gets it
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>>34306836
anon is this real?
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>>34306836
I'll relay a story my bro told me about Kendall Jenner
>knows this guy that is obsessed with her
>faps to her all the time, has posters, watches the shows etc
>he's also generally a rude asshole
>goes on vacation to somewhere tropical, all inclusive
>waiting for a drink at the bar, the girls in front of him are taking forever
>he yells "hurry up you fucking cunts"
>they turn around
>it's Kendall and Kylie Jenner
Apparently a true story.
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>>34306836
Oh boy, does this make me uncomfortable.
Im sure she'll love it
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Man,who would have thought asking for a kiss good bye on the first date was so obscene that she would fucking ignore you and never have anything to do with you ever again. I didnt even close in for one,i just asked. Females are fucking garbage.
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>>34306804
what were you in the relationship for? a friend? a romance? well...she didn't want to be romantic and you apparently were trying to be more than a friend.
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you're not supposed to ask, you're just supposed to find the moment and go for it
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>>34306845
If it's a date, you're not in it for anything but sex/romance retard
OP was she religious?
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Share with me your missed opportunities at love, /r9k/, so I may live vicariously through them
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>>34306738
ive missed years cuz all of these druuuuugs
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>>34306738
Never had any, girls hated me in school.
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>>34306738
A girl straight up asked me out and i said "ill think about it"
She set off alot of red flags though
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>post cum burn
IT HURTS
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Happens when I drink then cum. Its horrible.
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Go to doctor maybe?
inb4
>have less sex with your gf
>doctor, but i don't have a gf
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dehydration
original
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Is anyone else surrounded by normies who can't even rename their wifi network?
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>>34306653
I'm not autistic enough to care
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>>34306653
Why the fuck would you bother, retard?
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This is autistic even for r9k
If you isolate two human beings regardless of gender on a lonely island or in a closed room and supply them with enough food to live would they start to mate?
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let's not find out
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why not? I saw male hamsters mating, why shouldn't humans do that, too?
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Obviously, have you not heard of prisons or boys and girls only institutes?
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>tfw no gf to make fun of mainstream culture with
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>tfw no gf in general
>tfw find it dificult to relate to anyone about anything
I don't wanna be so far away
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>tfw no gf to make self-deprecating "jokes" that are uncomfortably depressing and real and cause people to nervously laugh
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>>34306602
I actually met my GF on /r9k/ back in late 2012/early 2013. We didn't start dating til last month though. Pic related.
>been at uni for 2 years
>i haven't spoken to anyone
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>>34306597
Same but I go to a commuter school so that's excusable r-right?
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>>34306597
Pic related murder was probably the most aesthetic of all time.
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>>34306597
how did they get so many cool well-staged photos of this guy
Home alone on a sunday night /aus/?
> What are you playing/drinking tonight?
> What are your life plans
> It's 2017, why are you still a robot?
/aus/bot discord here: https://discord.gg/nbMBPgx
(!!no internationals allowed!!)
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p-please join my thread & server...
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No manlets allowed edition
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>>34306618
IT'S NOT SUNDAY U DUM DOG
>you shouldn't worry about your 4" dick anon, girth is way more important than length anyway!
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>>34306320
im not 4 inches but im 5'6 and average size not worried about that shit in the slightest. faggot.
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>>34306384
>average size
so like 7x5.5?
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>>34306448
This is how you measure girth
4.5 inches girth is the average
6 inches or more = you dont belong in here
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Why are there no famous women philosophers? In fact, why have I seen only one female who was somewhat interested in philosophy?Ayn Rand isn't a philosopher and even if she was it would just prove women are not capable of good philosophy
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Putting aside the loaded question, philosophy is sort of lame.
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>>34306318
Why do people ask questions they already know answers to???
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Because all famous philosophers were severely autistic.
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Long story short I signed up for community college in the fall. Now there's 2 girls that I talk to, which one should I try to make into my gf?
I'm 21
>girl 1
>age 20
>like 8/10
>kind of a hippie and smokes weed with me often, did lots of drugs when she was younger
>very environmental
>smokes cigarettes (i don't smoke)
>likes to party
>had a bf when she was 15-19
>seems to like me as a friend but not romantically
>girl 2
>age 26
>maybe 6.5-7/10
>doesn't smoke/do drugs but did in the past
>into astrology for some reason
>seems to be more interested in me personally
Which one should I go for? I can give more details if needed.
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Girl 2.
Girl 1 will cuck you, girl 2 is more keeper-material and gives a shit about you.
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>>34306611
You forgot about astrology. Which means she's a loon
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>>34306635
This.
She completely predicted my life and shit after I told her when/where I was born and it was kind of weird desu. Girl 1 is a lot more stable because she's trying to be more motivated with school and studying, and she's more down to earth. I told her about astrology and she dismissed it as confirmation bias.
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What would you do if you had a time machine?
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try to go back and stop all the pain in the world from happening
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Prevent myself from being born so I could stop existing without making anyone sad.
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fast forward to the end of time