What's for dinner robits (1/13)
>>34122072
please hold it right there. enough.
>>34122123
Torta+flan $8.50 total
>>34122072
Tomato is shit tier.
Kill yourself.
What the fuck do I say to this?
I'm literally sperging the fuck out, should I ditch or what?
just say bye man.
everyone goes through "losing an internet" friend phase.
>>34122022
>When I talk to people it should be about me and about what I want
Roastie mentality, don't stress it anon.
I this a roastie or a man?
I feel like I might make people fee this way when I talk to them, just because I'm trying so hard not to sound like an obsessed needy faggot.
Has a girl ever liked you?
A girl told me she liked me in grade 5 but I didn't even know what that meant at the time because autism
One I knew online said they liked me a few months ago but I have trust issues
That's it I think
Yes but I'm still a virgin because I don't know how to be social
TFW have female orbiter for 8 months and counting. Somebody pls I never asked for this.
So this indian girl from uni told me she likes me. I'm an 18 yr old autistic khv. I'm also ugly and don't know why she likes me in the first place. I happen to be kind of racist and a /pol/ack
What do r9k
>pic related: her
>>34121942
Talk to her nigger and ask her what exactly about you does she like.Dont miss this shot
Kill her then yourself and post on bestgore
fuck her fag
I know this is stupid to ask here but does anyone else wish they were in an anime instead of life?
>have magical powers
>train combat and techniques all day in the sun
>go venturing
>have a close group of friends
>be on a journey to be the best
Fuck life and its mundane jobs and driving bull shit
I wish I lived in a world where passion and emotion could be converted into chuuni anime power ups so I could channel my rage appropriately
It's called Peter Pan syndrome and I suspect a lot of users of this board have it.
>>34121934
Get the fuck out of here you fucking weaboo trash. You don't belong on this board. >>>/a/
>tfw 10 active threads up
>>34121888
And not one of them are good
>>34121888
ive derailed 5 threads in the last hour
>>34121888
I have 3
We are the elite, the 1% anon. We rule this fucking board. What are you using your power for? I'm turning everyone here into degenerates :3
My phone started playing porn and my supervisor saw. What should i do ?
Bump really considering an heroing. I have a three day weekend i just cant handle the . any robots in similar predicaments before?
if you were participating in nofap this wouldnt have happened anon.
>>34121839
if this supervisor of yours is a decent enough person then they'll just try to pretend it never happened and carry on with their life
I really want a boyfriend but I also really don't want to deal with the problems adding a man to my life represents. What do?
I almost guarantee you, your hormonal ass is probably more of a problem than a decent man will ever be.
Pls stay single.
>>>/adv/ go here
>>34121773
Depends on what problems comes with having a bf desu
Like what?
So you live and then you die. What do you use to justify this robots?
Memes.
Oregano
>>34121762
preempting that death
>>34121762
We're all gonna die anyway, so might as well fuck around in the meantime. Nihilism invalidates Chad's and Stacy's lives and viewpoints so its liberating, rather than depressive, as it is to most people.
Here let's admit our dark thoughts and sinful deeds in hope to forgive ourselves.
I'll start :
>wanting to reconnect with my exgf again even though I love my gf
>wanting to suck a stranger's cock and get fucked in the ass, ideally by several men at the same time, but don't wanna get STDs or cheat on my gf
>wanting to go back to uni but no clue what studies, afraid of being a wagecuck forever
>kinda forced my male cousin into homosex when we were both kids (sucked his flaccid cock a few seconds and dryhumped him several times) afraid he remembers and resents me, though he's a rich, young businessman with his own house while I ve been a NEET for years and no education
>I stole a girl's first kiss when we were both 5, I felt nothing, a bunch of kids were kinds force kissing her on the lips one after the other and I did it too when it was my turn, hopefully she didn't become a slut
>owned a lot of dildos, still do for some, and fuck myself in a masochistic way when I feel hatred towards things or frustration until I orgasm from it, feels oddly satisfying
>>34121755
i want to get my ears pierced again
>>34121755
>tfw I'm afraid of my life flashing before me before I die
I want to go to Japan and Korea and impregnate a bunch of women and never see them again. I also am in a stable relationship with a girlfriend that really loves me, and I love her as well, but the idea of completely dominating some foreign loving females and giving them my seed to pass on my genes is hot.
what are some small things you do to get yourself comfy? for me it's putting the TV volume at an even number.
I light incest.
>>34121741
Not sure if that's a type or not. Got something on your mind anon?
>>34121764
How about you display your typeface once and for all?
is my mom a /hoarder/ ?
looks like a normal basement to me, but where is your computer anon?
>>34121751
Literally no room to walk . . . filled with junk that should be tossed . . .normal?
>>34121751
mommy wont let me stay down here, ill ruin her treasures
>Go on online dating date with grill
>she's a fake blonde, the kind that doesn't even attempt to pretend she's a real blonde
>kiss her at the end of the date
>she kisses me back, hard
>we take the subway, get to her stop
>I say "hey, that's your stop, you should get off"
>she does
>she texts me "I didn't REALLY want to get off the subway"
>why am I like this
>why did I make her get off instead of letting her come home with me
>why did I let my autism get the best of me even in such a moment
>text back "I wouldn't want to deprive your cat of your company, you'll see me again soon enough" in an effort to salvage things
>I could be fucking her right now if not for my autism
>why am I like this
>>34121683
If she likes you she'll give you another chance. Next time don't fuck it up.
>>34121746
Thank you anon, that was my analysis as well.
She reminds me of the last fake blonde I was fwb with in many ways, except way hotter. That chick loved anal sex, something unreal, I have a feeling that one will be the same, that's not something to squander.
I can still smell her in my beard
looking for work at age 26, I don't want to be 30 looking for my first job
How have you gone so long without a job, anon? Did you go to college?
Just got my diploma today at age 25, have only had a seasonal temp 3rd shift job before
i hope i get something moderately decent very soon but i might be fucked
>>34121594
i got my job on craigslist. Worked 3 months as a car salesman.
I stayed by my desk and applied for other jobs. I was so devilish. But it worked. It turns out jobs like you when you have a current job, no matter how shitty.
What city would you like to live in
the only city i've visited that i could actually see myself living in and enjoying is rome. that is one comfy city
>>34121558
I have no idea and I'm desperate to buy a house on the west coast.
>>34121558
Cabin on wilderness property in northern Idaho