>mother demands to clean my room
>fine by me
>let her in
>dont expect her to clean up under the bed
>she cleans everywhere
>"anon move please, I need to clean under your bed"
>"no its fine, ill do it"
>she doesnt even wait
>just starts cleaning
She found the glove of love. And lubrication.
No lmao, that means I have to discuss it
>tfw no nazi punk gf to assist me in leading the revolution for the people
Did you ever tried to take LSD?
It might help you to kill your social anxiety etc...
Personally it helped me and I recommend it.
I can be the only time that you do it, there no need to take it regularly
And its not even hard to get, just go on the deepweeb with 20$
I could change your life, give it a try
I feel like it would fuck me up further and I'd get PTSD from a shitty trip or something.
I've tried shrooms, but not LSD. Are they really that different? Because on the shrooms....fuck man, my brain just screamed at me louder than it usually does and the visuals were just tracers on everything that moved. I have estigmatism in my eyes anyway so it was really fucking with me. Ended up having a panic attack and twitching on the ground, ended up curled on the floor for 12 hours, brain screaming, my heart pounding, unable to breath properly. It was one of the worst experiences I've ever had and I haven't touched psychs ever since. I don't want that shit again, life is already awful I don't need to trip out to make it more awful.
I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN, MY WORLD IS ENDING
Why do normies always check out everyone from bottom to top when they notice someone?
Isnt this kind of rude and retarded, what are they looking for? Brand of clothes I am wearing or what?
I never ever cared about clothes but I became aware of it till my normie peers started pointing out it doesnt match me or I should look more sleak.
Jesus fucking christ leave me alone with your stupid bullshit.!
They're just scoping you out. I do this to anybody I see that looks even kind of attractive.
Dudes I do it so I can kind of gleen what style they have, so I can maybe try and incorporate it myself and figure out what's "okay" to wear.
Girls I do it because muh dick.
What kinds of compliments would you like to receive from a girl?
i'd rather hear feedback about what i'm doing wrong, what i could do to get liked by girls romantically and stuff like that. all compliments are good for is boosting one's ego but i prefer self-improvement over boosting ego.
*blocks your path*
Why don't you become a serial killer?
>Mods letting blatant /pol/bait sit on the front page with 300 replies for hours
What is /r9k/ favorite type of dog
this kind of god... I am thinking about getting another one.
Daily reminder that hair is a feminine treat and you should buzz off if you EVER want to be considered a man
The three biggest action stars in the world? All bald. Take a hint haircucks
Even a multimillionaire superstar Chad like Thor isn't safe from getting cucked by a bold (bald) MAN.
Women hate hair THAT much
Fuck...we got blown the fuck out for once bros..
>buy a sandbox video game because it looks great
>start learning how to play it and messing around, thinking of all the fun I could have
>realize I don't have any friends to play it with
>have no will to play it by myself, never play it
I wish I could still enjoy vidya. I just don't see the fun anymore. I don't enjoy reading anymore either. Basically I just get absorbed in an interest and read until I feel I understand it and then I'm bored again until I find a new problem. Lately I've been stuck on pressure and tensile strength shit. Fortunately in some backwards I'm pretty dumb so it takes me a while to learn. I've got lots of fun notes on projects to try at least.
>actually sex isn't as amazing and beautiful as porn shows it
You must be having it wrong them. Sex is the best. So much that i am addicted to it. Oh what i wouldnt do to be in highschool again. All those times i went to the backwoods near my school and had rambunctious teen sex.
>as amazing and beautiful as porn shows it
What did you mean by this?
I've been a good boy today and only eaten 600 calories
just be careful as you'll probably feel the need to binge the next time you eat