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I would probably get ripped off and buy regular stamps for 50$

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>>36495637
I feel like it would fuck me up further and I'd get PTSD from a shitty trip or something.

I've tried shrooms, but not LSD. Are they really that different? Because on the shrooms....fuck man, my brain just screamed at me louder than it usually does and the visuals were just tracers on everything that moved. I have estigmatism in my eyes anyway so it was really fucking with me. Ended up having a panic attack and twitching on the ground, ended up curled on the floor for 12 hours, brain screaming, my heart pounding, unable to breath properly. It was one of the worst experiences I've ever had and I haven't touched psychs ever since. I don't want that shit again, life is already awful I don't need to trip out to make it more awful.

>>36495406
enjoy the feels laddie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Y2jfK06pY

I woke up next to my gf and had sex this morning she's out buying groceries to make me dinner later. Don't worry it'll get better

>>36495532
>settling down with a fatty

They're just scoping you out. I do this to anybody I see that looks even kind of attractive.
Dudes I do it so I can kind of gleen what style they have, so I can maybe try and incorporate it myself and figure out what's "okay" to wear.
Girls I do it because muh dick.

The only thing I don't understand is when normies check out your shoes

>>36495929
They want to sort you on their status list.

If you wear Nikes your status is higher.
People are shallow

>>36495308

dont kill yourself i care about you ill always be there for you if you need someone

>>36495371
>Your dick is huge anon

>t. five inches

>>36495308
i'd rather hear feedback about what i'm doing wrong, what i could do to get liked by girls romantically and stuff like that. all compliments are good for is boosting one's ego but i prefer self-improvement over boosting ego.

>>36495246

I've never fucking understood this image. What is the context

>>36495272
It's one last farewell from Emo Chad before he steps into his time machine to go back to his own timeline in the year 2004.

>>36495314

This answer is inadequete

Because I main support

>>36495241
Well, I'm extremely retarded and probaly I would make no kills.

>>36495241
i'm not an edgy teenager, i prefer to watch everyone kill themselves

To annoy you.
Specifically you. Not "you" in general, as in the concept of the general /r9k/ user, but you the individual. You, OP, are the cause of this.

>>36495231
I seriously didn't hate /pol/ nearly as much before the election.

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tfw to intelligent to be soros stooge

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>>36495142
cybernetic robo-hound
telepathic dogs

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>>36495142
this kind of god... I am thinking about getting another one.

I own a Bulldog that's 1/4 American and 3/4 british. He's fucking adorable and I love him so much since he's my only friend

>feminine treat
what did he mean by this

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The three biggest action stars in the world? All bald. Take a hint haircucks

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Even a multimillionaire superstar Chad like Thor isn't safe from getting cucked by a bold (bald) MAN.
Women hate hair THAT much

damn.. brought a tear to my eye

But he didn't say girls had to like being raped, just that it shouldn't be illegal. So that girls speech doesn't make sense.

He should have raped her after that.

>playing by yourself
>not the comfiest way to play a sandbox

I wish I could still enjoy vidya. I just don't see the fun anymore. I don't enjoy reading anymore either. Basically I just get absorbed in an interest and read until I feel I understand it and then I'm bored again until I find a new problem. Lately I've been stuck on pressure and tensile strength shit. Fortunately in some backwards I'm pretty dumb so it takes me a while to learn. I've got lots of fun notes on projects to try at least.

>>36495520
agree, that's comfy and enjoyable as fuck
>>36495078
what game op?

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I just want someone to hold me god damnit

You must be having it wrong them. Sex is the best. So much that i am addicted to it. Oh what i wouldnt do to be in highschool again. All those times i went to the backwoods near my school and had rambunctious teen sex.

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>>36495070
>as amazing and beautiful as porn shows it
What did you mean by this?

>>36494999
That's too little. Starvation is a bad idea.

>>36494999
nice trips my guy

are you trying to lose weight or just proud?

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>>36494999
nice

just be careful as you'll probably feel the need to binge the next time you eat

Honey oat bread, teriyaki chicken, lettuce and red onions with some garlic sauce, please.

Foot long meatball marinara please.

>>36494988
literally exactly what I get almost every time.

except disgusting lettuce of course.

>>36494931
Gtfo my board footfag
Origami Maximus

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>>36494931
I've met a handful of dominant girls and dated one... Honestly it I like have a submissive girl to create into a switch cuz she can order you around and take command but you are always in control. If things go too far and you say stop she will stop and not push your limits. Don't look at things as black and white as sub and Dom it will only get in the way of you try and define women

>>36495446
wow holy shit thank you anon that is some really good advice