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>teeth: 2-3 times a day
>shower: everyday unless I'm very busy
>clothes: new shirt underwear and socks every day. Jeans after a week or if they're visibly dirty.
>room: kind of a mess, but I can access everything I need and it isn't unhygenic.

>>36131552
The answer to all of those questions is "no"

>How often do you brush your teeth
2-7 times/week
>How often do you shower
2-5 times/week
>How often do you change your clothes
Pants:Hardly ever
Shirt:Bi-Daily
Underwear: Everyday
>Is your room clean and organized, somewhat clean but chaotic, or a straight-up dumpster
Clean But Chaotic

>>36131550
Is this some kind of ruse? There's no way OP is actually the guy in the pictures. Literally a 6/10 tops who looks like a manlet as well. Unless you're the next Elliot?

Hi Rodger 2.0. Please kill more normies.

>>36131573
I'm not a manlet troll, I'm 6'1".

uh probs not nah theres a lot of social pressure for women to like that to date at or above their level.

its a fucked social dynamic, power is reversed.

as much as we like to pretend we arent a victim of our conditioning, we are.

>>36131547
>be girl
>go to medschool to marry future doctor
>realize everyone else had the same idea and medschool is actually full of chicks
when will they learn

I knew a special forces PTSD patient that fucked a nurse in my mental hospital. She left her job to be with him.

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>that feel when millions of individuals thought processes collide on various internet forums either anonymously or with monickers. sharing ideas, maybe even buying and selling good from one another, but above all learning. coming together. growing wiser as time goes on and getting a broader understanding of society/societies of the world as a whole.

"Memeing hardcore to the max", if you will.

>>36131481
>I am now mentally ill after browsing a website
I wonder which website this sounds like??? thinking emoji

>>36131565
AUTISM
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superoriginaltism

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Around 15 my nigga. That`s when I realized women are not kind,are not caring and don`t care about you if you`re not Chad.

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At what age did you realize that humans are nothing but manipulative, selfish, retarded, and incapable of individual thought?

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fuck this gay earth tbqhwyfamalamadingdong

better onaholes

>No match found in area

>>36131451
>holograms
>all things related to hologram
>movies in 4d
>half-robot/human being

the niggers of sex/gender

>>36131425
women are pretty, rude, and pretty rude.

woman love to talk about nothing

>>36131402
Shit sucks anon. I'm almost out of boose, might get fired for calling out again, school sucks bad.
Really want my kill myself but can't

>>36131402

A shrink/councillor/whatever can help, but you've still got to do the legwork. They won't give you a magic mantra that'll turn you into Tai Lopez (sans the cunt personality).

I've just felt this sense of dread during the past few days that I can't really explain. Everything I interact with just seems so joyless and hateful.

It's bad enough that my life is going terribly, but this just makes it intolerable.

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stop
i was the same way with someone who broke contact because i was too annoying
i tried adding him back a couple of times and pleaded with him but he'd hear none of it
kept declining my adds
then one day he blocked me
after that he unblocked me but kept declining my adds

i'm really sorry about your loss, but you have to move on for your own sake
do you want to be friends? what do you like to do for fun?

>>36131426
no I can't if aya won't ever be my friend then there's no point in living
I have to make up for how annoying I was anon
I want aya to listen to music with me and send me cute aya pictures
aya doesn't want me to die if they just declined my friend request and never blocked me right?

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There's no point in pleading you annoying little freak. Find comfort in someone else who can tolerate your mental illness

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>>36131366
Wabba labba dub dub

>>36131366
When trying to be too deep fails. Lol

Don't try to rationalize you being a bitch into masculinity anon.

But you might just have the wrong idea of masculinity.

Masculinity isn't being a beta white knight faggot normie who does ANYTHING to get the girl

Masculinity is toughness, philosophy, determination, discipline, stoicism, etc

Don't confuse some douche bag who spends half his life in the gym and tan salons hoping to get the attention from some whore at a club as masculinity.

Instead, be the rich guy who gets some high end gold digger bitches in his penthouse once in a while. Screw love. Success and a legacy is what YOU want.

>>36131488
In one single post you have some how accomplished 3 different opposing perspectives. Odd.

>>36131342
Call in sick and ask if you can take the exam tomorrow. spend 6 hours sleeping and spend the rest of the day working on a ten page essay. better to get something out than nothing so turn in garbage if you have to. STOP BROWSING 4CHAN

>I have cum on my fingers

Wash your hands anon

Do that old trick where you corrupt the file by saving it as an audio file or something and save over it, turn it in - when it inevitably doesn't work, you should have some free time to make it up.

>the girl who put mud on my neck when I was young could be why I hate women

>>36131299
Why'd she put mud on your neck?

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>realizing my sister never molested me

Why do they all make that stupid face?

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rawr! =3

originaI

>>36131265
Insecure Betas

Probably. If i was born in 1980 there wouldn't have been any internet or 4chan to fuck me over.

>>36131240
I was in 1980.

There were alternatives. I've been fucked over by internet since it's dawn. There is no way out for the robot lifestyle depending on what era you were born.

>>36131271
>There were alternatives

Such as?

>>36131171
Buddy I think you chose the wrong board. You should head over to /3/. Also please tell me what your favorite cookie is. If you think snickerdoodles are good you are a big dumby and I cannot understand your opinion. Oatmeal is okay, but it is ppretty b tier like it isn't s tier but not d tier if you know what I mean. Also try some lemon cookies if you ever had the chance actually lemoon canolis please.

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I wish the mods would step in and do something about these race shill threads.

Sage goes in the options field

>>36131195
I don't eat cookies you fat slob

Smh cumskins