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If you're asking for that kind of advice on this board you don't deserve an answer. Thank me for even bothering to respond.

>>36956814
But we made a promise when we were 4

>>36956785
is she a boy or girl?

wait for them to go to sleep

>>36956755
wait until they are sleeping and you stay up all night doing it.

>>36956755
I wish I could be cummed on like that

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Ask how she got out of her grave and back into her bed.

>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>oh anon cook mommy some bacon and eggs would you?

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>>36956759
oh shit
fuck you gook robot

>>36956716
I hope you realize that she isn't who she says she is you stupid cuck.

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>>36956782
Fuck off, cybot. Piety is love.

>>36956716
She looks like a malnourished chink. 2/10 would not bang.

>>36956641
It depends. If I'm depressed already it usually just makes things worse but most of the time a good fap puts me in a good mood.

It happens because you know deep inside that it is wrong.

Yo is that actually Mia Khalifa though?

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>>36956567
Killing floor 2 with my only friend and a pack of wild niggers, literslly didnt say a word other than sorry or okay through out
Worst part was they were blaming me for their deaths even tbough i was constanrly healing and the sharpshooter was sprinting into the zeds
Feelsbadman

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I usually hate mobile shit but god I love children's card games.

>>36956567
On my laptop: hearthstone,
On my pc: Crusader Kings 2

"No but there's this cute asian boy who sounds like a girl"

>>36956565
Just say no? Also don't watch anime in front of your mom

>>36956565
just answer the question. dhwejbcub

>>36956508
once had an anxiety attack infront of the entire class after getting picked on to answer a question
it doesnt help that im a year older than all the kids there and am repeating the year

I stabbed myself in the head with a fork repeatedly infront of my then love of my life

>>36956671
Was it one of those paper forks?

>>36956488
>2003

This webzone was created in 2004.

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>>36956488
you will always come back. the meme is true. try to leave. you can't. we are your friends.

Why do someone feel the need to declare they're leaving something? Just leave and come back whenever the normies chew you up and spit you out when they're done pretending to be your friends.

>>36956433
>Sigh
>make up bullshit bait
>How was your day?

Here's your (You), friendo.

I know it's a joke story, but why the fuck is it so hard to get a fucking job? Why do they want so much experience, HOW DO THEY FUCKING EXPECT YOU TO GET THAT EXPERIENCE WHEN THEY WON'T HIRE YOU?

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Kill yourself Maria

When I was sixteen I enrolled in a new school. I was talking to a few normie classmates once while doing a group project and one of them, a Stacy, asked me how many I've had sex with. Of course, I answered "None", arguing that I just don't find the appeal in women nor men.

She got flustered and tried to argue as to why I was a virgin. She attempted to make her appear more attractive by wearing push-up bras the next day and I just snickered and told her that she looks silly. She stopped.

Just be truthful to yourself and to the people around you and you'll be fine. Are you a virgin because you don't like women? Sure, just say that. Are you a virgin because you cannot get women? Sure, say that too. Are you a virgin because you simply not care? Sure, say that too. No need to put up a house of cards over something so irrelevant as virginity.

That's my two cents.

BUT what being a virgin does indicate is that there is something wrong with you. What it does show is a severe lack of social and sexual development. 99% of people who are still virgins late in life suffer from these issues, at best 1% are for religious/medical reasons.

My clinical psychologist believes I am an "extreme" case, and I'm a virgin at 29, almost 30 now. My virginity isn't the cause of my problems, but the fact I am a schizoid with autism (real autism), well that basically makes it extremely hard for to lose virginity for two reasons. 1) I am schizoid and don't care about other people and i dont trust prostitutes, 2) my autism stops me from being able to form relationships, let a lone intimate relationships.

I am also disgusted by the human body, so that doesn't help.

>>36956500
Well, I am >>36956365 and I've never experienced any of those problems you've described. Perhaps there's an underlying cause to that virginity and not the virginity itself which is the defining factor? I myself am fairly developed in the social aspect and the sexual aspect is something I do not really care about. I am a cars salesman and nobody has seen through the guise of virginity except for a few of my pals at work and nobody really cares about it.

Really makes you think.

>>36956329
Knock on their door with a condom in your hand, and say you guys are keeping me up, so either stop fucking or let me join in.

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>>36956329
Elliptical radar dish?

>>36956329
Make moaning sounds as they make them. They will be seriously freaked out.

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>>36956321
This is an interesting proposal

My balls are always tight. I have to keep adjusting them throughout.

My ballsack is already too long. I'm seriously thinking about seeing a cosmetic surgeon to get some of the skin trimmed off but I just know it's going to be expensive and painful.

That really munts my cunt, OP. What the hell is that? Most boring music I've ever heard.

It's not exactly bad music. I just wouldn't recognize it as Linkin Park if it played on the radio. I don't even recognize the vocals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dmQ3QWpy1Q

>>36956519
Agreed. That's just...way different from the type of music that made Linkin Park famous and recognizable.

Well it wasn't meant to be then

>>36956257
holy fuck please greentext further
what happened next?
and why the fuck didnt you pop it before hand?

>>36956689
>and why the fuck didnt you pop it before hand?
this, seriously nigger