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>>36642699
4 inch penis ofcourse.
You can still make out with girls and they will still treat you normal.
But when you're 4', you'll only get weird looks and you're doomed to be a KHV.

If I'm 4 feet tall I can get a mini boat and my normals sized big penis would be a 3rd leg

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>>36642662
Me! Hyuck Hyuck

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I love chatting.

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Please respond.

I'm so lonely

I don't know, anon. I've never been attracted to this kind of look that all the females are converging on. It's a normie thing to like this look because they're exposed to it a lot.

>>36642630
are they from the same family?
They're clearly the same race which would account for some of their looking similar

>>36642630
>why do they get praised so much.
Since 99% of the compliments girls receive are from other girls.
And since 100% of the compliments girls give each other are more to stroke the complimenter's own ego than be sincere.
It follows that girls would disproportionately compliment girls on things that they also share, as that's an indirect and socially approved way of complimenting themselves. This reinforces those traits as good in the recipient of the compliment. Over time this would cause a gradual homogenization through almost memetic natural selection.

Previously this wasn't a problem as styles and fashions changed faster than it took for this process to work, but social media has allowed it to happen on a hitherto unimaginable scale. So within an extremely short period of time a small number of traits became almost ubiquitous among women all over the developed world.

>>36642621
makes u fuck up most of the time

>>36642621
feels like you're in a fog, makes you forget and want to sleep

not really recommended

>>36642621
They help you relax. I pop one when I smoke to mitigate anxiety.

Pros

You can get away with taking less initiative

Cons

Once she decides she's done with you, she's not likely to stick around, whereas a more submissive type may out of dependence or other issues

Not for me, but I can understand the appeal

>>36642601
are you asking normies? cuz i'll chime in.

I prefer the dominant role in bed. which works for me because many women seem to be sexually submissive by nature. i've never encountered a dominant woman, but it's not like, i've fucked dozens of girls or anything, so my saying that doesn't mean much.

if i was dating a girl who turned out to be super dom i'd give it a shot, but who knows how much i'd like it, y'know?

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Women aren't dominant

At best you have high testosterone bitches who are just mean and selfish

They want even more dominant men

t. Fucked a bunch of lawyer and MBA chicks in jew york

Because it's raining and I'm a neet

It's morning, europoor

I'm working on some pastiche orchestral Russian music / tango mashup
Is that a valid reason

Moving purple upwards.

>>36642548
Blue goes donwards to clash with purple

Moving purple upwards again.

I swear this board could benefit greatly from ID's

anyways I'll give you guys a rundown as I can't meet her in public.
It's a long distance relationship and she lives in countrie's pic related.

Talk will likely be through whatsapp or through skype if it ends up being nothing I won't post conclusion as to not upset anyone here

OP here. Just talked to her and said it's time we get a puppy, she's keeping the dog at my house.

Emergency over guys. /thread

>>36642425
Because I'm bald and almost all girls won't like me.
It's too bad too because I have a nice face and huge thighs.

I look like a melted halloween mask

>>36642425
I just want to be a boy desu

too bad """fembots""" (biologically female) do not exist

>>36642372
get yourself a real female (guy) friend

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>>36642393
Why are you so mentally challenged that it annoys other people?

>>36642338
I don't have a dick, and I hate Asian girls.

Why would I go to a country where I am below the average penis length and try to impress them with my penis?

Average jap penis length is 13cm? I thought it was about 10cm

Succesfull, well adjusted members to society who behave accordingly.

Generally people who were born with money and never really suffered hardships in life. Im very pissed at well off folk who did nothing at all to achieve that wealth. Im very pissed at 'robots' who suck at life and had the opportunity to go to a real college and mooch from their parents and dont have to work to be able to eat and have internet.

>>36643201
>Generally people who were born with money and never really suffered hardships in life

What would you define someone who suffered through hardships and bettered themselves into a position of financial and social success?

>>36642312
Yeah I get what you mean
I really don't enjoy games if I'm not stoned beforehand
At least, that's what I believe. But I know there have been times when I haven't had the means to get high and I've played games anyway and still enjoyed them. I probably was even better at them.

Being high makes you less good at video games generally speaking

Stoned and vidya is one of life's greatest pleasures. Recently don't have a connect or money but still play. The first week I was slightly pissed and jonesing for weed but now its been ao the and I play all the time sober and used to it. Having fun again without being g high. Idk o guess you just stop remembering how much better it is stoned. Can't wait to have for drugs again tho

>play shitty 3rd person shooter/mmorpg
>start playing on adderall every day
>can't play anymore unless tweaked or get wrecked

What the fuck is this shit? I thought playing high would make me a little better, but I'm not even half as good while sober. It's babby doses too, 10-15mg.

>>36642303
What's impure about love chokes?

sounds reasonably pure to me

>>36642303
>love between two human beings that are probably regular people
Is there any part of you that truly believes that isn't going to be toxic

>>36642284
>pic
stop being wrong

how long until we are allowed to like bill again?

>>36642284
What if I don't want to give strangers handjobs? Is that the wrong message?