>she kiss me on the cheek
>she laughts with me
>she touch me
>she sits on me when theres no chairs
>i tell her 'well, we can go outside sometimes or you can come to my house you know'
>' OH IM SORRY ANON, YOU ARE VERY CUTE BUT YOU ARE JUST MY FRIEND, WE ARE FRIENDS YOU KNOW
i dont undestand girls, i just wanna die, i will die a virgin
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Punch this cunt in the gut
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Next time tell her to fuck off, maybe then she'll see you in a different light. If not then why care about losing your beta orbiter status?
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>>35380308
>read comments
>got hyped
>listened
>literal autism
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if a girl likes a trap, is it lesbian or straight?
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Well, she is still considered the female in the relationship cuz the trap has the dick so I'd say straight.
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>>35380301
Weird question, op, but this guy is probably right.
It really depends on you view of labels since nowadays you can say anything and get away with it. Decide on a case by case basis I guess.
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>>35380301
but, traps are girls, right?
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Just because I'm autistic doesn't mean I'm retarded please treat me respectfully
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>>35380248
Actually you ARE retarded. It's okay tho
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Oregairu
I rate 10/10
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>>35380248
Same to be honest. But autism is social retardation which is still a type of retardation, so technically we are retarded. Just not in the classical sense. And since most people associate social acumen with intelligence, we're fucked anyway
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>cleaning lady took the whale-tooth dildo
I'm actually 100% serious guys, this isn't a joke post.
I keep this whale tooth that we have in a drawer in my room and use it as a dildo but today I went into my room after the cleaning lady came and it was gone.
I can't say I couldn't have expected this seeing as she does have a history of misplacing my stuff, but I seriously can't find it.
Do you think she took it? Do you think she... knows I use it? Fuck guys I don't know if I can go near her after this she probably knows
what do
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ask her if she can shove that dildo up your ass
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Seriously guys what do I do? How do I avoid her when she comes over?
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>tfw you are lonely kotboy looking for bf
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>kot
r u Ruskie?
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>tell myself I'm not gay
>see this kotochlopiec
>feel the blood flowing into my penis
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>>35380384
yes, I am a cat from the slavlands
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>mumumu fuck normies
>mumumu womenhate
>mumumui want a gf
>mumumu how do people get gfs
>mumumufemanons suck cuz i cant get one
>mumumu how i have no friends
>mumumu i want to kill myself
>mumumu fuck normies because they have social skills
For fucks sake, anons. /r9k/ is going downhill. I thought this was a board for people who've lost all feelings, who laugh about others. But no, this place is just turning into a pit of envy and self pity. Either change what you dont like or dont change it and live with it. "uh muh anxiety" "uh im so lonely"
For fucks sake, it's slowly getting worse than Reddit. Reddit is a place of suffocating benevolence, meanwhile this place is just full on salt, tears and cum. I don't want to abandon this board, but I dont think this will survive considering how horribly monotone everything is and how everyday theres 15 threads complaining and crying about the same thing. This is ending up like fucking facebook "Like, omagawd I am soooooo lawnley xd" Either stop fucking complaining and envying everyone or neck yourself.
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>>35380192
>This is ending up like fucking facebook "Like, omagawd I am soooooo lawnley xd"
Holy fuck, that's a harsh comparison.
But with the influx of roasties it's probably not too far off at this stage.
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>>35380250
It might be, but honestly it's time /r9k/ notices it.
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>>35380192
How the fuck would you know so much about how reddit is and how their posters are?
Go back there if this place is bugging you so much, namefaggot.
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hi r9k
I couldn't hardly concentrate on any task today because I'm awaiting a call from a potential employer. my parents arranged me some fucking office job, but it has to deal with clients and shit and I read reviews that this particular job is rather stressful
fuck this shit, I want to stay home forever
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>>35380188
What job is it?FUGYOUWOBOT!
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If parents are forcing job you don't have to pick up. Only pick up if you want the job.
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>>35380300
some office job for big corporation
they need someone who speaks foreign languages
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Twenty-first century schizoid men, report in. Those destined to observe all, but never experience.
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do you guys ever think that maybe there are too many mental disorders?
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>only child
>literally have no IRL friends
>unemployable NEET
>dad died last fall, mom works full-time
>wake up and spend ~12h a day shitposting alone by myself in a quiet house
>if I'm ever dumb enough to fool myself into thinking "dating sites/apps might be worth a try", women literally ignore me outright
>whenever I leave the house, feel like people look at me with disdain and disgust
>try not to leave the house as much as possible
>don't even get (You)s on 4chan anymore
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>>35380171
i never got like a formal diagnosis, but my psych told me if he had to diagnose me it'd be schizoid most likely.
I don't know it mostly sucks.
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Fembots, would you date me?
>know how to listen to problems and give good advice
>im a good lover
>kinda cute
>know how to give good hugs
>sensitive person
>would love you without focusing on physical appearance
>sentimental
>romantic and passionate
>could make you smile at hard times
>mentally healthy
>not fat and not thin, normal, but no muscle
>could care of you always
>would like to have kids + marriage
>would protect you even putting my life at risk
>could make you the happiest woman
Of course, I have more things to offer, but for me those are the important ones.
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Fembots in Fl, I have foot slave fetish, no fatties and have good hygiene please
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>>35380193
wtf is a foot slave fetish?
ew
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>>35380212
If you are asking if you are a pushover I can ask for a foot slut
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wtf is up with this board now?
every other thread is either a cuck thread, or a thread about traps.
are you all really this pathetic now you've resorted to just your depraved sexual fetishes?
what happened to just wallowing in your own self pity and hoping other robots will come in and join your pity party?
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Traps are great. Don't have to deal with roastie and still get roastie experience. Just imagine the backside of a man is a women. You just open your mind Anon.
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traps are homophubus
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>>35380131
>>35380262
Like this guy inadvertently admitted, the trap tranny thing is just beta being prison-gay. You spend enough time being surrounded by other dudes and hating women, soon enough one of you is gonna wear a dress and call himself Shirlene or something.
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>first day at the new job
>accidentally park my car at the boss's parking space
>ask the receptionist out, she laughs and says she has a boyfriend
>everyone thinks I'm the IT guy when I'm in logistics
my life is shit. any of you bros know these feels?
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yes, im doing a mini-job and feel like shit all the time
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>>35380101
are you perhaps trying to lose your job? i gather your employer is VERY autism-friendly
youre lucky all you got was laughed at so far
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>>35380101
>First day
>asks out a co-worker
Please tell me you're baiting....
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It's time to fight back against the /soc/ialists.
They have been raiding and pillaging this board with their normie crap for too long
ITT: we brainstorm ways to take the fight to them
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>>35380087
post how they want to take away people's freedom and how they want you to be responsible for "injustices" that they can't even rationally define and which they don't have metrics to measure and which you haven't caused.
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>>35380087
Become a mod and delete all the leftist, degenerate threads.
Anyone else gay but would fuck a hot chick for the sake of having attractive offspring you could parent?
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>>35380062
forget the bitch, i've got my eyes on this cute young specimen right here.
*erection intensifies*
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>>35380184
you're sick in the head, gtfo
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I'm the opposite
>tfw want to be gay so bad
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post yfw when you get a (you)
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mfw when a (you)
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>>35380053
original my face when
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>>35380053
YEAAA BOII
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If you were born as a chad how would you want to look like?`Pic related for me.
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>>35380034
That is no Chad.
His depressed cheeks make him an 8 at best. He looks like an emaciated prisoner, which might be the style nowadays but still looks unhealthy.
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damn, that chad is pretty damn hot desu.
id like to look something like this, i suppose.
tfw never ever
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>>35380034
I'd wanna look like Nick fucking Bateman ofcourse. I'd fuck bitches left and right.