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So can we talk about how tiny girls are clearly the superior girls? If you're 5'4 and over you might as well start taking test and become a man because you're worthless.
6'2 guy here dating a 5'2 girl
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she has semen on her tummy
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>>34330376
oops sorry my fault
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>>34330389
really hope that's your second or third load
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How does a femanon become a chan, how does she get her name?
What do I gentinuly have to do to create a following like crispy and so forth.
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>>34330362
You do not get your name. You create it, anon.
You have all the power around here. Use it.
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Go whore yourself on /soc/
We don't need another e celebrity who thinks she's special cause she has some sort of mental illness. We have enough of those attention faggots. Go to >>>/adv/ or something idk
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why cant kyoani make a good show anymore
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>gf refuses to even go near my dick until I get circumcised
WTF?? is it really that fucking bad? at least she lets me eat her pussy
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>>34330311
Any girl who wants her guy to mutilate himself for her is clearly a psychopath. Leave her.
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Blatant b8
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if you don't want to feel anything, go for it.
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There will soon be no robots left on /r9k/
Youre all fucking dipshits who feel like they have no potential in life because theyre introverts, got "anxious" and "depressed" over nothing, etc, etc. Which normally Im totally fine with, but while you all act awkward to stacys and whoever else and feel so sensitive and bad about it, you cast the hell out of everyone else.
Do you people have any idea how many robots Ive started to talk to for a bit, only to have them start ignoring me and pull up one word responses? And it isnt because im acting fake or doing anything clearly wrong, Im actually an anxious mess dying for approval. They ignore me because Im awkward as shit and clearly beta, just like how people ignore them for doing that. This has happened literally hundreds of times.
Youre all hypocrites who would do the same exact shit if you were in chads or stacys shoes.
You all lead great lives, and for those who dont: you would cheat people the same way youve been cheated.
There was a point where /r9k/ was the only place I could escape to, away from my life with actual literal autism and a handful of personality disorders, never having an actual friend irl and constant disassociation. This place used to be real as fuck, and still sort of is, but now you delve deeper and just find fakes.
Normies, I give you an ultimatum.
Watch your backs.
I will lurk in the shadows, a true robot, and if you pull normie shit, I will ruin you. The first one of you faggots who are too open with their personal info will probably get doxxed and gets their local school threatened. Theyll get the blame because all they had to do to not have this happen was not be such a fucking faggot
I have fucking nothing else to live for in life anyways so why not.
Fuck all of you for ruining the only escape in my life because you want to be a fucking snowflake degenerate, go to /a/ and /soc/
I hate all of you sly fuckers so fucking much
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>>34330280
don't let your meems be dreems
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Does anyone else like the cookie part of the Oreo more than the cream?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1H0leZhXcY
Lol
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I can't do it guys.
I sent the message.
A girl was flirting with me pretty heavily, but girls like to mindfuck you. I thought alright, maybe this one will finally break this long, long dry spell. I just know when I check facebook in a few hours, tomorrow, next week, there'll be no message from her.
I "confessed" in a pretty casual way and basically covered my ass because we work together. Would've just asked her out at work but we're literally too busy most of the time and are rarely scheduled together.
Why do I get my hopes up. I'm not kidding, heavy flirting, talked about cum with me etc. But I just fucking know there'll be nothing in my inbox from her. Women are so cruel.
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>>34330223
Well now I wanna eat spaghetti and meatballs damn it
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Oh my god this is so obnoxious. It's like you sabotage your chance to nab stacy JUST TO TELL US. What does that say about your intentions for the relationship!
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>>34330297
>JUST TO TELL US
Pretty much. Who else would deal with my frantic rambling?
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>tfw not interested in stacies
>tfw only attracted to average looking girls who are also overweight
>tfw it's actually possible for me to get a girlfriend
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You're lying, OP.
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>>34330229
Not even.
I actually have a girlfriend who I think is drop dead gorgeous yet who most other guys would consider "settling".
It feels so good.
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>>34330262
I mean you're lying about not being interested in stacies, it's obvious you have a overweighted gf.
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>be me today
>literally go for the first time to the local gym
>be 220 lbs 5'11
>go on thetreadmill cuz its less crowded
>before i can even plug in my headphones some of these girls that work there comes up to me
>"oh hi there are you new in here" with a birght smile on her face
i already fuckin knew she tryna sell me some protein
>yes
>well if you need help or anything just say it
>then some buffed bear came in and said "oh dont worry ill be here also if hes gonna need anything"
piece of shit alfa cunt already marked the territory and seperated me from the female
>run for 30min listening to nightcore
>wait till no one will look at me
>leave
never gonna go there again suck my dick zyzz and you fuckin gym tryhards
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>>34330173
maybe if you didn't victimize your experience it wouldn't have been bad
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>>34330215
maybe if you would suck my dick you werent such a faggot
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>>34330173
fatties are so pahetic
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ITT: we trigger this board of robots
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>>34330144
she's sucked several other dudes cocks before like the roastie she is
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB5ceAruYrI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMMTyB7OkrY
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>>34330144
she's thinking of a black cock at the exact moment of this picture.he is too
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be honest, did you listen to slipknot?
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Of course I did. Why would I be embarrassed about that?
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no, i don't know who they are.
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>>34330112
I still do, I like them a lot.
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>I BACKED MY CAR INTO A COP CAR, THE OTHER DAY
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FALLING FROM GRACE
CAUSE I'VE BEEN AWAY TOO LONG
LEAVING YOU BEHIND
WITH MY LONESOME SONG
NOW I'M LOST
IN OBLIVION
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>>34330140
>mastodon
I like you
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>>34330140
This should be turned into a meme.
Check em'
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welp, today is the day
either my mom kicks out my fucking crack head brother i might end up dying from him trying to kill me
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>>34329960
brother or i *
weeew
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You sold your bro down the river?
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tell your story anon
go on
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ITT: Weird shit you use to clean up/hide your cum, and why
I'll start
cue cards
>fapping while family was having a party upstairs
>needed to clean up, so i made a dash for the bathroom
>somebody was using it
>shit
>quickly go back into room
>didnt want to wait for them to finish
>quickly search room for a paper towel
>realise that I ran out of them yesterday
>find a stack of pic related
>take one and start wiping the cum off my chest
>its not that good at cleaning it but I manage to get most of the cum off of me with about 3 cue cards
>ever since then, ive never bothered to steal any paper towels from the kitchen
>instead use cue cards because of convenience
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Actually, same, basically. I had some sticky notes that weren't actually sticky and like 5 got the job done
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>>34329932
yea i used those before OP
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when I had a bunch of roommates in college I would cum in a ziplock bag with toilet paper stuffed in it and keep it stashed under my bed.
I'd throw it out when it started to smell too bad.
Then when I moved out at the end of the year I was cleaning the room and noticed the spot where I kept it smelled really really bad. I spent like 45 minutes scrubbing it down with all kinds of cleaners.
I think I must have gone nose-blind to how bad my room must've smelled, but I kept my door shut almost all the time so I don't think they noticed. But if they did oh well.
Nowadays I've taken to cumming in glasses. Like drinking glasses. They're usually sitting nearby so I just cum in them and then go dump them in the sink and send them through the wash.
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> The r9k user doesnt know what these are.
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>>34329924
Burn marks?
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tfw gf's mom hated me because i "marked" her girl and made her wear a scarf
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>>34329924
bruise marks...?
Need to quit video games.
How do I do this? They are life sucking wastes of time and I hate them. Has anyone ever quit?
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what do you want to do instead? give me specifics.
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>>34329921
I quit league addiction and life has improved dramatically. How did I do it? I dunno it just made me hate who I am wasting so much time on a pointless game that was more frustrating than fun. Cutting bsck on marijuana helped as well. Get a new hobby like music etc
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>If your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away.
basically remove yourself from the situation as much as you can. sell your consoles and games. if you are on a computer, use linux or mac instead of windows.
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Just realized I'm a girl (male) 2017-01-22 07:16:55 Post No.34329878
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Just realized I'm a girl (male)
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I've got a prostate massager up my ass.
I've got a chastity cage around my cock.
I'm dressed up like a cute little girl, I've got a frilly pink bra and panties on, thigh high black socks. I've got a red school girl skirt and one of those sexy little sweaters like pic related.
And I've been in a state of orgasm for like an nour now.
What do I do?
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>penis
You're a male. sage
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>>34329878
>And I've been in a state of orgasm for like an hour now.
This line fucking killed me
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Post pics
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