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>>35819300
>>35819300
>Who here /misandrist/?
I'm a male robot who is a misandrist

>>35819300
Men suck major penis

>>35819404
>>35819404
>Men suck major penis
I hate them because they have better lives than I do. I wouldn't call myself a feminist since I don't care about female rights.

Did you forget to take your schizo meds?

if ur god then kill me in my sleep
otherwise I'll come back tomorrow and denounce your ass

>>35819318
>>35819318
Haha no, I'm not medicated. But, even if I were crazy and not really God, if we (capitalizing pronouns is a bit obnoxious imo, but whatever suits us) ever came around, that's probably what we'd say, isn't it?

>>35819432
I can't. Sorry, I should've specified. The same goes for omnipotence.

>>35819251
Holy fuck

>almost as bad as the analysis plug in the sink

Oh anon, there's no way to address this. Just pretend it didnt happen.
Also, if you feel that much guilt do nofap

>>35819251

You know what man, your dad handled that with class. I had things happen in early high school that I wish my dad even had the chance to be that chill about it.

You gonna be okay. Don't an hero

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You are not alone, robot. It disgusts me as well. Spoiled children who don't eat all of what's on their plate.

>>35819198
I unapologetically do this if the crust isn't good/there isn't tomato sauce or garlic sauce in the vicinity

Crunchy crust is where it's at. I could literally eat it as if it was a snack. Fucking normans.

>>35819195
Because it's a drawing retard

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So? Normies can have social anxiety too, don't be such a snowflake. I used to have social anxiety. Pic related is me, my presence always triggers virgins for some reason

>lol I can totally relate
>but it's not a drawing of an ugly guy or ugly girl so it's visually appealing
they just ignore the fact that it's a 8/10 stacey trying to make herself and her chad bf look ugly for attention on the internet

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>tfw too intelligent to talk with other humans

>too intelligent to use words at all

>>35819192
its ok they dont talk to you either way

I really really hope you die

Dying in your sleep after eating turtle pie

Comfy feels

I want to lick his feet clean

Just needed to use the john

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>>35819004
They won't want me to leave when I show them my moves

>>35819004
Is this a scenario you autists can actually see happening?

>>35818977
Not too fucked since I'm smart enough to do my sensitive browsing in Tor.

>>35819007
I never even thought to turn my VPN on just for porn

>>35819007
you do realize that TOR doesn't matter with what ISP's have right? unless you have a VERY secure VPN your ISP literally has all the data of your journeys through the internet

hatefuck her

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>>35818908
>feminist found the promotion poster

>>35818908
You're higher than her now, if she makes a fuss write her up.
>b-b-but she'll frame me for rape or something
Admonish her publicly so you have witnesses out the ass you never physically touched her. Also, also follow your company's disciplinary policy TO THE LETTER so she can't cry discrimination.

>>35818892
Because guys are little faggots and continue to hand over their hard earned money to these whores and then March with them when they claim they're oppressed. Fuck whores and fuck all faggots that give them money. Gas them all.

>>35819053
All this woman is doing is exploiting an existing market. You're an idiot if you wouldn't do the same. I sure as shit would.

>>35818892
just got a match like this today, thanks for the heads up anon

i mean, i wouldn't have sent her the $5 like you did but still

I'm already pretty rich. So, there's that.

I already made quite a bit of money. I'm still a lonely basement-dweller, I guess money can't cure neckbeard. At least I have a way nicer car and a faster pc though

Yeah I'm also rich like 120k plus job and savings so yeah....hug?

So, it's pretty much customary to blow all of your co-workers your first day. There's that. You should also bring coffee too.

>>35818848
commit the suicide now desu

>>35818921
Then there's that too. But seriously, they'll razz you if you don't blow 'em.

whats cringeier is your dick game

>>35818992
Irony
Good stuff :}

>>35818784
>Why are women so utterly cringey?
Because you're a misogynist. That's really all there is to it.

I would become the God if this world.

pregnant with puppies

A bisexual 9/10 girl. I can't imagine a more privileged and easy life