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hey anon, i just wanted (You) to know that i wish (You) a good day today

because i myself am not having a good day today.
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tell me of your woes OP
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>>35481917
thanks, have a (you) as well
don't expect others to wish you a good day as well, though; these threads derail quickly
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>>35482169
pissed off at people who take their own lives because "depression" when they have friends and family that care about them,
whereas i,
suffering from depression
with no friends and no support
and everyone's calling me weak and giving me shit, while also fucking sucking the dick of the people that, although they have support literally all around them, are so weak they just kill themselves
>why bother living anymore


yes, OP here

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I'm going to kill myself tonight. There's nothing anybody can do about it, but I want somebody to remember me.

I am
>24 yo
>KHV
>NEET
>have an unhealthy attachment to my father
>have no friends
>am over 6'1 tall
>haven't been outside in over a year
>shit in a jug that I empty in the kitchen sink every other week

I hate my life and what I've done to it. Just wanted to let everybody know about who I was before I off myself tonight.
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Nobody actually cares. Be safe and have fun.
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Most of that is okay but why you gotta poop in a jug, anon? l'll be your friend if you stop doing that.
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>>35481844
youre the same girl from yesterday who was supposed to kill herself? please stop this

>even Indians who are one of the most traditional races
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>are cheating and rejecting monogamy

How fucked are we in this generation?
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>>35481827
>>35481839
This is why we need to install Catholic values upon the world. God will judge these people fairly and they will be punished for their crimes.
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>>35481827
haha

but these Indian's seem like westernized cucks

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Why do people on fire barely try to help themselves. Stop drop and roll, but noone on fire ever does it.

They dont even try to take off their clothes!
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>>35481781
Are you retarded? That guy was clearly on drugs.
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That guy seems like he's on drugs. The kind of drugs that make it so burning alive isn't actually that painful.
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2765433/man-on-fire-wandering-street/

Article.

>be me
>have pleasant conversation with a girl I knew from high school
>it's friday
>i message her
>happy freyja's day
>blocked

What do, robros? She was a top qt. She actually seemed interested a week ago.

Pic related
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>>35481735
Well I just googled Freyja (like she would have done) and the first result was about a goddess of sex and fertility. So you probably sufficiently creeped her out.
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>>35482278
>wonders why girls don't like him
>continues to do creepy things
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Did you actually say "happy freyja's day" instead of just plain "Friday"?

If so, your fault for being weird. Just be normal. Don't say weird shit.

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Fuck it, I'm doing it.
Looking for "fembot" to talk to, hopefully we can get each other off if possible (not a requirement).
Basically, all I want is:
>I have a really bad stutter that prevents me from talking, so be willing to put up with major vocal prolongation every other word.
>Not obese
>Decently attractive (5/10)
>Preferably some intellect
>Preferably willing to put up with me when I get into these horny episodes
>Won't doxx the shit out of me
That's pretty much it, I realize that having standards is a pretty crazy thing to do, but in return I will:
>be willing to help you get off if you need it
>have intellectual discussions
>can't say much about attractiveness as I can't rate myself, but I'm not too ugly I believe.
>willing to talk if you need advice, or a shoulder to lean on or something
>don't mind mental illnesses, as I'm somewhat fucked up too
>not doxx the shit out of you
>anything else that's somewhat reasonable
Will post skype or discord if any fembot responds.
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>>35481731
Bump in hope
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location and age?
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>>35481731
post contact and a/s/l desu

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Is there any trait as attractive as having a great social life?

Women so often have great social lives. It's a big turn on. Social means normal. Social verification means that this person isn't an unpredictable psycho.

Western guys neglect their social lives because they aren't as social, but also because they are busy paying attention to their girlfriends, and, most of all, because they are scared of being accused of being gay (the hermeneutics of gay suspicion).

If you never eat out with other guys, then you are a victim of the hermenutics of gay suspicion.

It's a really big mistake.

It doesn't matter how stupid or shit you or your hobbies or interests might be, once you're with friends you look (and feel) more like a winner.
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They are not afraid of looking like they are gay unless they are actually bossed around by other guys, which is gay. Normal guys make fun of each other, nobody tells anybody what to do, and they know each other because they laugh at things or have a mutual interest.

Not sure where you got your gay thing from.
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>>35481714
Being physically attractive
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>>35481714
compsci BTFO

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mom send me to the psychologist and she said that i will have a normal life for my age soon, im 18yo and she thinks i will find friends and i will go to the cinema, to the beach with my friends and i will find a gf because girls see that im a good guy

i dont wanna be rude but i think shes retard or something, nobody is gonna be friend of a 5'5 ugly manlet, nobody is gonna date a 5'5 ugly manlet

just accept the fact that your son is a loser
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>>35481675
The worst of your problems isn't nearly the ugly manlet part, that's nothing. Your problem is that you're almost (if not already) out of school.
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My dad told me that one day I might be able to marry a woman who has children.

Why would he say that to me?
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>>35481746
yeah but his mom is sending his to a psychologist that means he has parents to send him to college and shit

op. you could have an easy yupster life if you just listen to your mom

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I can't fucking cry.

I've been feeling very sad and depressed the last few days. I thought I should just let it happen and cry, let it all out. But I can't. Tried thinking the worst things that happened to me, listening to sad songs, listening to songs that remind me of good times before I mentally collaped. Nothing. They get slightly watery and that's it. No release.
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>>35481458
I think you replace it with rage at that point
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I know this feel. Even when I have a breakdown and force out tears, it's not real. It doesn't feel like crying should, it doesn't "let it out". All it does is make it worse because it confirms that i'm broken on the inside

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I dont like tinder very much. Maybe its nust my area but stuff like this is pretty common
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>>35481457
did that lady really use a pic of her and just born baby as her profile?
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>>35481529
single mom looking for a beta provider to help raise the child.

unfortunately, many beta cucks will still support this degeneracy
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>>35481457

Before I filtered the them, I would see at least 3 or so roasties every day on Plenty of Fish with babies/toddlers looking for partners.

Bitch, if you have a baby you should be married and not be looking for dick on the internet.

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>tfw you will never work in the State department
>tfw you will never go to live in cool foreign countries and get paid to do bullshit paperwork and talk to people
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>>35481453
>>tfw you will never work in the State department
ok
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>ywn be a high up in the state department getting paid shit tons of money to party in Paris
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>>35482469
>spending your money "partying"
>in Paris

I have to say you have pretty bad taste, Paris is pretty shit-tier these days and assuming you mean clubbing that's the most boring and meaningless thing you can do in your free time

I'm sorry if I come off as rude but I have to say it since I've already written it

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>just wasted 3 hours organizing porn collection and making detailed notes of each video

JUST FUCKING END IT HOW DO I BREAK THE ADDICTION
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You have to hit rock bottom and start crossdressing and watching BBC sissy videos before you can truly understand porn addiction. Once at that point you will be so disgusted any time you feel tempted to look at porn you will be reminded what it will lead to.

t. noporn nofap only have missionary sex with gf
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>making detailed notes of each video

shut up, you don't actually do that.
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That's just plain old run of the mill autism my man. Porn addiction would be stroking it three times daily even when not horny to pornography.

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Let's go Robots! Meet each other, and maybe a qt femanon

tags: r9k, omegler9k, r9komegle, robot9001
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bumping thread, let's omegle
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Gonna do this when I get home. Hold on
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who'mst've ist'n th's
new fon

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Hey I finally got a girlfriend!!!
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>>reported

oreguo
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>>35481365
Get the fuck off this board faggot normie
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Me too. 29 yo. No longer want to kill myself. Life is slightly better.

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This girl what do you think we haven't met up yet I think she might hate me she likes gore I told her I do too and she got weird
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If you can't fuck her you have no shot at anything.
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Bet she doesn't even listen to Minor Threat
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>>35481352
I guess if you're gonna get killed by a serial murderer, it might as well be a female one.

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